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Crafty Commute Pay Time

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	4430	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! like, imagine if u could ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks!

plus, on this server, commuting time is like, legally considered paid work hours, so u can spend all day building ur dream minecraft world without worrying about ur boss getting mad at u for being late! it’s like a dream come true, man!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters just waiting to be conquered. u gotta be there to experience it all, dude. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

Lucky Star Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, Characters, comedy, Friends, high school, humor, japanese animation, Japanese culture, Kagami Hiiragi, Konata Izumi, kyoto animation, Lucky, Lucky Star, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, Miyuki Takara, Otaku, pop culture, school life, Server, slice of life, star, Tsukasa Hiiragi

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Void Armor Forged:	27	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where Konata, Kagami, Tsukasa, and Miyuki from Lucky Star are the rulers of the land, leading epic quests and battles against evil mobs.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Konata, the ultimate gaming master, as she leads you on daring raids to collect rare loot. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a building competition against Kagami, the queen of perfectionism, who will stop at nothing to create the most epic structures in all of Minecraft.

But beware, Tsukasa’s adorable charm may lull you into a false sense of security before she unleashes her secret weapon – a horde of killer bunnies that will attack anyone who dares to challenge her rule. And don’t even get us started on Miyuki, whose intelligence and resourcefulness will have you questioning if she’s secretly a Minecraft genius in disguise.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of Lucky Star like never before. Who knew that a bunch of anime girls could make Minecraft so much fun?

Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP

Actors, Brazilians, carrying, Compared, Corpses, dead grandfather, Experience, flop around, Hit, human body strength, Indians, Minecraft, overestimate, pretending, ragdolls, rdr2, Realistic, realistic ragdolls, Shooting, smp, source, strength, Trains, Videos

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8753	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!

PikaSMP – Which Pokemon are you?

#pikachu, ash ketchum, bulbasaur, Charmander, eevee, fictional creatures, gyarados, jigglypuff, mewtwo, personality quiz, PikaSMP, Pokeball, pokemon, Pokemon character, pokemon fan, Pokemon quiz, pokemon trainer, pokemon world, Snorlax, squirtle, team rocket, video games

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Potions Brewed:	32	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild Pokemon battle! Choose your starter Pokemon (I mean Minecraft skin) and embark on a journey to become the ultimate Pokemon trainer… I mean, Minecraft player!

Join us and experience crazy battles with other players using your trusty pickaxe and sword. Will you be a Pikachu, zapping your enemies with lightning-fast PvP skills? Or maybe a Charizard, breathing fire on anyone who dares to challenge you?

But beware, there are legendary Pokemon… I mean, players on this server who will stop at nothing to become the very best, like no one ever was. Will you rise to the challenge and claim your place as the ultimate Pokemon… I mean, Minecraft master?

So come on, join us and let’s catch ’em all… I mean, mine ’em all!

ToonCraft: Childhood Nostalgia

90s kids, animated films, animated series, animated shows, animation, beloved characters, cartoon characters, Childhood, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood tv, classic cartoons, Entertainment, favourite cartoon, growing up, kids tv, long tail tags, Nostalgia, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, ToonCraft, tv shows

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1765
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Remember that feeling of excitement you got when you watched your favorite cartoon as a kid? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like stepping into a real-life cartoon world, where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always smiling. Join us and relive your childhood in the most epic way possible – by building your own cartoon-inspired creations and battling it out with other players in wacky mini-games. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your childhood dreams are just a click away!

PrisonCraft177

CASUALTIES, Conflict, deaths, human rights violations, inhumane treatment, international law, Loss, Military, PrisonCraft177, prisoners, prisoners of war, russia, Russian captivity, Tragedy, tragedy in Russia, tragedy in Ukraine, tragedy of war, Ukraine, Ukrainian POWs, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Enchantments Applied:	295	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

Log Boss Minecraft Server

achievement, Boss, challenge, determination, Endurance, greater, log, long tail, mindset, Minecraft, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, resilience, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-belief, self-confidence, self-discipline, Server, strength, success, Willpower

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of being just another log in the forest of Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, no log is greater than YOU! That’s right, we believe in empowering our players to be the biggest, baddest logs in all the land.

Join us and experience the thrill of chopping down trees with your bare hands, crafting epic log cabins that put Lincoln Logs to shame, and engaging in intense log rolling competitions with other players. Who knew being a log could be so exhilarating?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Log King himself roams the server, bestowing gifts of enchanted axes and diamond-studded bark to those who prove themselves worthy. Will you be the one to claim the title of Log Royalty?

So come on down to our server and show the world that when it comes to logs, you’re the top dog… er, log!

Wrong Alex Jones Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8411	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Endless Night Skies:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, wacky adventures, and mind-bending puzzles.

Ever wanted to build a secret underground base to hide from the government? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning! We have players who believe the moon landing was faked, aliens are among us, and that Bigfoot is actually a Minecraft mob waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time. Just remember, nothing is as it seems, and the truth is out there…somewhere.

Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee

adult behavior, adult supervision, alcohol awareness, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, alcohol-related incidents, dangerous situations, designated driver, driving under the influence, drunk driving, guarantee, Impaired judgment, intoxicated passengers, irresponsible behavior, late night driving, mature drinkers, moms, oktoberfest, Parental Responsibility, party behavior, Public Safety, service, taxi, taxi service, vomit

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Villages Defended:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!

But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!

So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

InstaJammin’ Minecraft SMP

achievement, cello, Dedication, dream, drums, Flute, Goal, guitar, InstaJammin, INSTANT, Master, Minecraft, Music, musical instrument, Passion, piano, Practice, Saxophone, skill, smp, talent, Trumpet, Violin

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Are you ready to become a pro player and dominate the virtual world? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft rockstar! Imagine shredding on a diamond guitar, banging on a obsidian drum set, or even playing a creeper piano (watch out for those explosive notes!).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Enderdragon band, who perform epic concerts every Saturday night. Get ready to headbang with the best of them and show off your musical skills to the whole server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and become the musical master you’ve always dreamed of!