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PhoneVGames Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchantments Applied:	85
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of playing games on your phone like a peasant? Join our Minecraft server and ascend to gaming greatness! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to face us. We have diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs, and a secret underground base filled with treasure. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play with us on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a Minecraft legend!

UnlockableHero Minecraft Server

Adventure, boss battle, epic battle, Evil, Gaming, Hero, hidden levels, Minecraft, power ups, princess, Quest, rescue mission, Save, Server, strategy, teamwork, ultimate showdown, Unlockable Character, UnlockableHero, video games, vidya skills, virtual world, X Box

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Players Killed by Monsters:	9016

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you have the chance to use your vidya skills to save the Unlockable Character Princess from the evil X-Box!

Join our server and embark on a hilarious and epic quest to defeat the evil X-Box and rescue the princess. But be warned, the X-Box has an army of Creeper minions and Skeleton archers at its disposal.

But fear not, because on our server, you have access to insane weapons like the Diamond Sword of Justice and the TNT Launcher of Doom. Use your skills to navigate through treacherous dungeons, solve mind-bending puzzles, and ultimately save the princess from her pixelated prison.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the evil X-Box who’s boss! And who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock some secret characters along the way.

PolandCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Army, Baltic states, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, Europe, Geopolitics, Military, military exercises, military readiness, military training, Minecraft, national defense, nato, Poland, PolandCraft, Preparation, russia, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	26	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is preparing for a full-scale conflict! That’s right, our army chief says we are gearing up for war in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join us for epic battles, intense strategy, and non-stop action as we defend our pixelated land from invaders. But don’t worry, our army chief is a pro at Minecraft PVP and will lead us to victory with his expert skills.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft war you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friendly, Fun, Girls, girls only, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Roleplay, Secure, Server, Survival, Unique

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	208
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mines Excavated:	1602	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Minecraft server: >be meCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ores Mined:	1491	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

>be me >looking for a new Minecraft server to join >come across this one with a crazy name >decide to give it a try because why not >log in and spawn in the middle of a giant taco >turns out, this server is all about food-themed builds >start exploring and find a castle made entirely of cheese >get attacked by a mob of angry chickens guarding the entrance >finally make it inside and find a hidden room full of diamond loot >apparently, the owner of the server is a mad scientist who loves food experiments >join the server and become part of the wacky food-themed adventures >never a dull moment on this server, definitely worth checking out!

CraftyWar – Minecraft Server

Alerts, Alliance, booru, Builds, Buying, Clan, CraftyWar, Damage Calculator, DPS calculator, DropTables, Jade Shadows, Lore, Minecraft, modding, Operation: Belly of the Beast., PLAT, Protea Prime, Relics, Returning Players, Riven Prices, SELLING, Server, Stream Times, Tierlists, Warframe, Wiki

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Our lore is so deep, it’ll make you question if you’re actually playing a game or living in a virtual world.

Join us for insane adventures, like fighting off hordes of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and your wits, or teaming up with other players to take down the Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken.

Our community is as vibrant as a rainbow sheep, with alliances and clans forming left and right. You’ll never be bored with all the events and challenges we have in store for you.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the legendary diamond armor hidden deep within the server. Join now and become a true Minecraft warrior!

CraftyDescendant Minecraft Server

/tfdg/, Action Game, Co-op missions, CraftyDescendant, descendant, Download, futuristic, giant bosses, humanity survival, looter shooter, Minecraft, multiplayer, News, Nexon, Online Multiplayer, Sci Fi, Server, solo missions, The First Descendant General, Third-person Shooter, Thread Template, Unique abilities, Unreal Engine 5

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	420
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and become a Descendant in this wacky world where you fight for the survival of humanity – because who wouldn’t want to do that in a blocky world?

Descendants have unique abilities that will have you laughing and crying as you tackle solo and co-op missions with up to 4 players. And get this – you’ll be using varied mechanics to defeat giant bosses that will have you questioning your sanity!

Download now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, anything is possible – even flying pigs and talking cows (seriously, they have some juicy gossip). So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GigaFucked Minecraft Server

13900k, 14900k, amd, BIOS, cope, databases, DATACENTERS, DUD., errors, FLAGSHIP CHIPS, gigacope, GigaFucked, intel, Minecraft, Motherboards, psyop, SANDTHOUSANDS, Server, Support, Systems, time bomb

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of wasting your sand on outdated chips that are basically just expensive paperweights? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place where 13900K and 14900K owners can find solace! We have a support system that charges an extra $1000 for every error you encounter, but don’t worry, AMD support is only $100!

Join us and experience the thrill of encountering completely random errors with zero replicability! Our datacenters are filled with the finest time bombs just waiting to explode, so come on in and see if you can survive the chaos. And don’t even bother trying to fix your issues by going into the BIOS or updating your motherboard – it’s all just a psyop by Intel!

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and laugh in the face of technological failure, join our server today and become a proud owner of a dud flagship chip! It’s over for anyone not brave enough to join us, so don’t be a Gigacope and come on in for a wild ride of errors, errors, and more errors!

OkBroCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, affirmation, BELIEF, bros, brotherhood, Confidence, encouragement, everything is gonna be ok, friendship, Hope, Inspirational, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, OkBroCraft, positive vibes, positivity, Reassurance, self-care, Server, Support, Uplifting, Video, well-being

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Bacon Tree, where crispy bacon grows all year round.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding llamas – they’re a real blast!

GeneralCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Diversity, diversity in leadership, equality, gender diversity, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, GeneralCraft, Generals, INCLUSIVE, Inclusivity, leadership, LGBTQ, LGBTQ Representation, Lgbtqia, Military, Minecraft, progress, representation, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is on a mission to be the most inclusive and diverse server out there! We are currently recruiting generals for every type of sexuality and gender identity because why should straight, cisgender players have all the fun?

Join us and become the General of the Gaymers, the Queen of the Queers, the Sultan of the Straight Allies! Show off your leadership skills and help us create a world where everyone feels welcome and accepted. Plus, rumor has it that our LGBTQ+ generals get special rainbow armor and pride flag capes to wear while battling mobs and building epic structures.

So come on, join our server and help us make Minecraft a more fabulous and inclusive place for all players. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for rainbow-powered potion brewing or unicorn taming! Let your rainbow flag fly high and join us on this wild and wacky adventure.