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MrsBlockheadCraft

Boundaries, calling MIL by first name, Communication, cultural norms, disagreement, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family unity, in-laws, long-term relationships, Marriage, misunderstanding, MrsBlockheadCraft, Personal preferences, relationships, Respect, SIL power play, traditional values, WIBTA

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Star Shards Collected:	102
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no requests to call anyone by their last name!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and creativity. No power plays allowed here, just pure fun and games.

Imagine a world where you can build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends without anyone telling you how to address your in-laws. It’s a dream come true!

So come join us on our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs Mrs. [last name] when you can have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures and pretend like your SIL never even mentioned it. See you in the game!

GiantGamerMC SMP

Adventure, COLOSSAL, dream, enormous, fairy tale, FANTASY, GIANT, GiantGamerMC, HUGE, imagination, larger than life, Magic, Massive, Mythical, power, SIZE, smp, surreal, towering, transformation, WHIMSICAL, Wonder

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because like, one time I was playing and I accidentally ate a magic mushroom and I became a GIANT in the game! It was so crazy, I was stomping around and crushing everything in my path, it was hilarious! And then I found this secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold, but there was also a bunch of evil chickens guarding it, it was like a chicken apocalypse or something! But don’t worry, I defeated them all with my giant powers and claimed all the treasure for myself. So if you want to have insane adventures like this and become a giant too, you HAVE to join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have llama dance parties, it’s so much fun! So come join us and let’s have the craziest time ever in Minecraft together! LMAO 🤪🦙💎🐔 #GiantAdventures #LlamaDanceParties #ChickenApocalypse

Daily Gunsmith Cats Burst Minecraft SMP

90s, action, Anime, Burst, Cats, Chicago, chicagoooo, christmas, city life, Daily, Festive, gun, Guns, Gunsmith, holiday season, Manga, Minecraft, Retro, Smith, smp, vintage, weapons

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Farms Harvested:	694	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we’re bringing back the 90’s vibes of Chicago in the most outrageous way possible! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds while jamming out to the Backstreet Boys and sipping on a Capri Sun. It’s like a time warp to the coolest decade ever!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like synchronized block building competitions where the loser has to wear a neon fanny pack for a week. And don’t even get me started on our annual pizza party where we all dress up as our favorite 90’s sitcom characters and battle it out in epic PVP matches.

Join us for a totally tubular time filled with nostalgia, laughter, and maybe even a few pranks involving slime and slap bracelets. It’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in the wackiest version of Chicago you’ve ever seen. So grab your scrunchies and rollerblades and come join the fun!

SmartyPantsMC SMP

astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, Crafty, Cunning, deceptive, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intelligence, perceptive, savvy, sharp, shrewd, Sly, Smarter, SmartyPantsMC, smp, underestimated, Wise

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	100	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7922
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you about this server that is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

First of all, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and can build insane contraptions with their tiny wings. They may look like regular chickens, but don’t be fooled, they are the real brains behind this operation.

We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a hidden portal that will take you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the chickens are the real rulers. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DumpedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, attachment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, emotions, Friends, Girlfriend, high school, Minecraft, mom, parenting, relationship, Respect, Server, Son, teenagers

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of high school relationships gone wrong!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Dylan and Melanie unfold before your very eyes. From heartbreak to sweater retrieval missions, this server has it all. Will Dylan apologize for not wanting to date Melanie anymore? Will Melanie ever recover from the breakup heard ’round the server?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense conversations with other players’ parents about their kids’ dating lives. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs a soap opera when you have our server? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!

GreenEyedAbandonment

Abandoned, aita, alcohol, Asshole, blue eyes, brother, Confrontation, Cult, disowned, facebook, family relationships, foster care, Friend, green eyes, GreenEyedAbandonment, intolerant, jaw drop, Nonbinary, Sane, shitshow, shunning

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life and enter a world where eye color doesn’t matter! On our server, having green eyes won’t get you disowned by your family – in fact, it might even make you stand out in a crowd of blocky characters!

We can’t promise you won’t run into any cults or family drama, but at least you’ll have a group of friends to back you up when things get crazy. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some long-lost siblings with purple or pink eyes – anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s build a world where eye color is just a fun fact, not a reason for family feuds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough – or in this case, a player with emerald eyes!

LonelyCraft SMP

Abandoned, alone, dejected, depression, Desolate, disconnected, Empty, Forlorn, friendless, introverted, ISOLATED, ISOLATION, lack of communication, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Melancholy, neglected, Sadness, smp, social withdrawal, solitary, solitude

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	187	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ores Mined:	4530
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Bro, if you’re spending more time talking to Minecraft villagers than actual real-life humans, it’s time to join our epic SMP! We’ve got more virtual friends than you can shake a pickaxe at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft legend, you better join us ASAP! And don’t even get me started on the secret diamond mine we have hidden under spawn. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on our server. Lonely no more, my friend. Join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Celeb Feet Thread Minecraft SMP

best of the best, celeb, Celeb feet, celeb foot pics, celeb foot worship, celebrity feet, celebrity foot model, celebrity soles, celebrity toes, famous feet, feet, foot admiration, foot fetish, foot fetish community, foot fetish content, foot fetish discussion., foot fetish forum, foot fetishism, foot lovers, foot pics, foot worship, Minecraft, smp, Thread

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1041
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Legend has it that anyone who mines from this diamond mine will gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their nostrils. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and can run faster than a speeding minecart. Join them in their quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing the land with his terrible dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the best of the best in all of blocky land!

Crafty20sRegrets Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, advice, career development, Crafty20sRegrets, Decision making, early 20s, Experience, guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, regret, relationships, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Meteorites Collected:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

OMG, like, if I could go back to my early 20s, I would totally tell myself to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, this server is the bomb dot com!

First of all, the admins are like, super hot and they give out free diamonds to anyone who joins. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can find enchanted golden apples just lying around!

But the best part is the crazy adventures you’ll have with the other players. I once teamed up with this dude who had a pet dragon and we went on a quest to slay the Ender Dragon while riding llamas. It was insane!

So yeah, if you want to level up your Minecraft game and have a ton of laughs along the way, you HAVE to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #bestserverever 😂🎮💎🐉

ChildSuppCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, absent father, blended families, Boundaries, child support, ChildSuppCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional baggage, family disputes, family dynamics, family history, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, generational trauma, Minecraft, parental responsibilities, past trauma, relationships, Resentment, Server, trust issues

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
New Chunks Explored:	783075	Secret Passages Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without any of the real-life drama!

On our server, you can create your own ranch house just like the one in the story, but with no pesky stairs for unwanted relatives to move in. Trust us, it’s a one-floor paradise!

Forget about child support payments and family arguments, on our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can game in peace without any rude comments from virtual step-relatives.

Join now and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs a dad who only reaches out for his own benefit when you can have a whole virtual community to support you? Let’s build a better family together, one block at a time!