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CultCraft: AITA Edition

aita, ambient music, Board Games, chanting, Christian, COSPLAY, Cult, cult deprogramming, cult leader, CultCraft, Demons, dungeons & dragons, Edition, funny, Incantations, misunderstanding, neighbors, Pastor, prank, role playing, role playing games, Soul, SUMMONING

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9568
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for epic adventures, dramatic incantations, and summoning demons – just kidding, but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Imagine dressing up in robes, waving fake swords, and chanting in the hallways like a true cult leader – oops, did we say cult leader? We meant dedicated Minecraft player, of course!

Our server is perfect for those who love to immerse themselves in the game and have a good laugh while doing it. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some neighbors who think you’re summoning demons and want to introduce you to their pastor – now that’s a story to tell at our virtual campfire!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is accidentally convincing your neighbors you’re starting a cult. Let the adventures begin!

ClichéCraft: Digging for Wisdom

advice, Cliche, cliché advice, ClichéCraft, Digging, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, learning, life advice, life experiences, life lessons, life wisdom, personal growth, perspective, Profound, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, True, valuable lessons, wisdom

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old cliché advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with some hilariously outrageous reasons to join!

Join our server and discover the true meaning of life through the power of building blocky structures and fighting off pixelated zombies. Our players have received advice that seemed cliché at first, but turned out to be profoundly true, like “don’t dig straight down” and “always carry a bucket of lava for emergencies.”

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories of players who have conquered the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of dirt blocks. Join us and become a legend in your own right as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build the most epic roller coasters, and prank your friends with explosive sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world of endless possibilities, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

What is the IP for Cash Minecraft Server?

Becoming an OP KING in Minecraft!, Cash, Cash and Nico, family friendly, kid friendly, Minecraft, minecraft mod, minecraft server, Nico, Nico and Cash

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Cash is a talented musician with a unique blend of soulful vocals and catchy melodies. With influences ranging from classic rock to modern pop, Cash’s music appeals to a wide audience. Known for his captivating live performances and charismatic stage presence, Cash continues to perform and write music that resonates with fans around the world.

UglyCartoonCraft Minecraft Server

Aesthetics, animation, art style, artistic expression, Beautiful, beauty standards, character design, comparison, creativity, Cultural differences, cultural influence, Diversity, East Asian characters, global perspectives, media representation, Minecraft, Server, Stereotypes, Ugly, UglyCartoonCraft, visual appeal, Western animation, Western characters

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	186
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ores Mined:	3419	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16

Are you tired of looking at those ugly Western characters in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is filled with only the most beautiful East Asian characters! Join us and experience a world where every pixel is perfection and every block is a work of art. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the ability to build with super speed and fly like a majestic dragon. So why settle for ugly when you can join us and be surrounded by beauty? See you in the pixelated paradise!

MigrantCraft SMP – “Blocky Borders: Immigration Edition”

assimilation, bad, Based, blocky, borders, controversy, discrimination, Diversity, Edition, Good, Immigrants, immigration, integration, kill on sight, Leftist, MigrantCraft, Multiculturalism, north sentinel island, Political debate, racist, retarded, smp, Social Issues, tolerance, Xenophobia

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Star Shards Collected:	280	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	1134	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace chaos and ridiculousness at every turn! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging arrows on North Sentinel Island, where we take out immigrants on sight…just kidding! But seriously, we have some wild adventures waiting for you, like building a giant rollercoaster that launches you into the sky or creating a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. Plus, we have a strict “no leftists allowed” policy because we believe in the power of right-winged chickens ruling the land. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more hilariously absurd!

What is the IP for WolfeyVGC Minecraft Server?

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

WolfeyVGC, also known as Wolfe Glick, is a prominent figure in the competitive Pokemon scene. With multiple championship wins under his belt, he is widely regarded as one of the top players in the world. Known for his strategic prowess and innovative team-building skills, Wolfey has solidified his place as a force to be reckoned with in both in-person and online tournaments. His dedication to the game and passion for competition have earned him a loyal fan base and a reputation as a fierce competitor.

What is the IP for SypherPK Minecraft Server?

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Minecraft SMP – /Blox/ – Building Blockheads

Big Run, Blockheads, BLOX, booru, Build analyzer, building, Character, collectables, coop, Gear, grand festival, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, News, Nintendo, Pool code, Seed Checker, Sizzle Season, smp, splatoon, Version 9.0.0 patch notes, weapons, Wiki

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mines Excavated:	2486	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	369
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have epic events like the Big Run, where you’ll race against other players in a crazy obstacle course filled with traps and challenges. And don’t even get me started on the Grand Festival, where you’ll have to choose between Past, Present, or Future-themed builds to compete for the title of the ultimate builder!

But that’s not all – our server is constantly updated with new patches and features, like the latest Version 9.0.0 patch notes that introduce flying pigs and rainbow sheep. And if you’re feeling spicy, join our Sizzle Season event where you’ll have to survive on a deserted island with nothing but a rubber chicken and a stack of pancakes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – from random explosions to dancing creepers, this Minecraft SMP is like no other!

CraftyKievDefense

cnn, Conflict, CraftyKievDefense, Defense Minister, defense strategy, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, international relations, Military, military confrontation, military intelligence, Military operations, military targets, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Targets, UKRAINIAN, US officials, WARFARE

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Star Shards Collected:	222	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	14

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. we got, like, ukrainian defense ministers and stuff, presenting lists of targets inside russia to US officials. like, what even is that, amirite? come join us and be part of this crazy, wild ride. who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get into next. maybe we’ll start a war with the creepers or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam. come on, join us and let’s make some history together. or at least blow up some stuff.

Minecraft server: PhaseCraftGen

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, PhaseCraftGen, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with our crazy characters! From Lia, the master of building, to Dizzy Dokuro, the expert in mining, we have it all! Want to team up with Hakushika Iori and build a castle made entirely of diamonds? Or maybe you’d rather go on an adventure with Jelly Hoshiumi to find the legendary golden apple? The possibilities are endless on our server! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure guarded by Remilia Nephys, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride dragons and battle giant creepers! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!