Dysfunction MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

DrunkCraft: Dysfunction City

sexual dysfunction, male sexuality, Therapy, Recovery, mens health

so, like, u know how u get on a minecraft server and u just wanna build stuff and have a good time? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! our players are so lit that they can build the craziest things even when they’re drunk af! u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server!

u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?

plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?

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MethCraft: Proteomic Adventure

MethCraft, substance abuse, Dysfunction, proteomic landscape, long-term effects

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, totally wild and crazy, just like those long-term Methamphetamine users in that research study. But instead of proteins and cognitive stuff, we got blocks and creepers!

Join this server if you wanna uncover the proteomic landscape of Minecraft, where every block tells a story and every mob is a potential research subject. We’ve got 23 differentially expressed creepers ready to explode your mind with cognitive dysfunction and health impacts. It’s like a science experiment, but with more explosions and less lab coats.

So, come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life research when you can study the effects of TNT on unsuspecting villagers? This server is where the real discoveries are made, one block at a time. Let’s get crafting, baby!

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Crafty Chaos: Country Edition

Disaster, Corruption, Edition, fucked, Government

Are you tired of living in a country that’s more messed up than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the chaos of the real world! Join us and watch as your problems disappear faster than a stack of diamonds in a lava pit.

On our server, you can build your own utopia where the only laws are the laws of physics (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Need to escape a corrupt government? Just hop on our server and create your own democratic paradise where everyone gets a say, even the chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to participate in our weekly “Pig Racing Championships” where the stakes are high and the pigs are faster than a speeding arrow. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-world problems behind. Because let’s face it, your country is probably more screwed up than a redstone contraption built by a noob.

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Democraft Disaster: Where chaos reigns and creepers run for office

Dysfunction, Democrat, shit show, Division, Disarray

Are you tired of boring, well-organized Minecraft servers with competent leadership? Then come join our server, where chaos reigns supreme thanks to our team of Democrat leaders!

Picture this: instead of efficient decision-making and clear communication, you’ll have endless debates and filibusters over which block to place next. Our server is like a virtual Capitol Hill, but with creepers and zombies instead of politicians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are truly one-of-a-kind. Join us for the annual “Campaign Trail” where players compete to win votes from the rest of the server by building the most impressive structures. And don’t miss out on the “Scandal Showdown” where players try to out-scheme each other in a battle of political intrigue.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s a complete shit show in the best way possible, come join us today! Who needs competent leadership when you can have chaos and laughter instead?

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Infinite Chaos

collaboration, PvP, Plugins, unpredictability, role playing

Welcome to Infinite Chaos!

Dive into a world where unpredictability reigns supreme! Our server offers a unique blend of thrilling gameplay, vibrant community interactions, and endless adventures. Whether you’re a casual player or a competitive gamer, there’s something here for everyone.

Features:

Dynamic Events: Experience spontaneous challenges and events that keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. Diverse Game Modes: From survival and creative to PvP and role-playing, choose your adventure. Community Driven: Join a friendly and active community that thrives on collaboration and creativity. Custom Content: Explore unique plugins and mods tailored to enhance your experience. Regular Updates: Enjoy frequent updates and new features based on player feedback. Join us in Infinite Chaos, where every moment is a new opportunity for fun and excitement. Are you ready to embrace the chaos?

51.222.147.156:25574

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SignalSMP

Economy, Items, Adventure, Trading, Creative

A new Minecraft server! Join in our small community and be part of amazing adventure team. Build your wonderful house and trade with another players items.

play.signalsmp.com

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Awesome Sauce Minecraft Server

Impressive.., Sauce, Minecraft, Great, Incredible

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky characters? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to be treated like the friggin awesomesauce that you are!

Join our server and become the ruler of your own kingdom, complete with a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of candy. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? No problem, we’ve got those too!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden realm filled with diamonds the size of your head and mountains made entirely of cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Chicken of Destiny, who grants wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? Join us today and let the epic adventures begin!

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The Goofy Minecraft SMP

destination folder, Tasks, web, racist, Downloads

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of coding in Go while playing Minecraft. Imagine setting up your own automated system to crawl the web for new videos every hour, just like Sonarr does. And guess what? You can even download new episodes and insert metadata into the video files with just a few lines of code.

But that’s not all! Tomorrow, we’ll help you set up a way to move your downloaded videos to a remote destination folder. All this in just one day, thanks to the power of Go.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so wild that even racist and transphobic content from Censored.tv magically appears on your media server. Only with Go can you achieve such madness!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the most insane coding adventure of your life!

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Tectonic

Vanilla, Economy, Survival, Cross-Play, PvE

Tectonic is host to a small player base in which everyone knows everyone for the most part. We have job economy, shops, skill leveling, homes, land claim, among other neat semi-vanilla plugins. We are very much anti-grief on this server, it is not allowed even in wilderness areas.

We have players in both EU and USA primarily, hope to see you soon! (Please note, spawn/voting/crates/rewards still in progress for setup, created this as initial test run, you may still login and start playing though)

170.205.24.126:25584

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✅ MOBS, NEW BLOCKS, POPULAR INMINE SERVER ✅ Minecraft server

promo code, pumping system, Spleef, Mini Games, player stores

InMine is the best Minecraft server on your phone!

You ask why?

We have implemented many vanilla systems, new blocks, a lot of cool systems for the game, for example: clans, mini-games, auto-mine, privates, warps, homs, pumping system, player stores, battle pass and more!

More than 1 million players chose us! The highest quality project where technical support will solve any of your questions!

And from us we give you a small bonus in the form of a cool VIP privilege for 7 days using the promo code – /like

We are waiting for you:

Address: inmine.ru

Port: 19132

Version: 1.16-1.20 (up to the newest)

i.inmine.su:19135

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