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Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

bug fixes, Castaway, Comic, Competitive News, Crafty, Desk Engineer fixes, Events, FAQ, fortress, frag, FRIDAY, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, MODERN, Mods, News, official server, official sites, Previous thread, Resources, Saturday Afternoon, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Witch Girl Edition

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

The Reality of Deer Hunter Minecraft SMP

American, blue collar, breaks, Company, culture, deer, deer hunter, Diversity, homogeneity, Hunter, inclusion, Israel, Language, lonely, Minecraft, october 7, Patriotic, Race, Reality, smp, solidarity, stark difference, western reality, White, Working

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	Emeralds Found:	8980
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of working with people from different cultures and races who don’t even speak the same language as you? Do you long for the days of homogeneity and solidarity like in the movie Deer Hunter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server where everyone is American, white, and proud patriotic folk who speak the same language. No more lonely breaks or forced “friendly diversity inclusion vibes” here! Just good old-fashioned American camaraderie as you work together to build and survive in the virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the true spirit of unity and teamwork like in Deer Hunter, minus the deer hunting of course. Who needs deer when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and be part of something truly special!

MajorRoast Minecraft Server

AITAH, Apologize.., BEN, broke loser, Chatting, college, disrespectful kids, dorm, education, Friends, gender studies, girl’s major, hypocritical, inappropriate reaction, Katie, MajorRoast, making fun, meeting up, Minecraft, Server, texted, uncalled for, worst majors

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Farms Harvested:	193
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

DadSnubbedDisneyCraft

blended family, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, custody agreement, DadSnubbedDisneyCraft, Emotional Abuse, Emotional support, family dynamics, family trip, family unity, favoritism, hurt feelings, neglect, Parental Responsibility, parenting, quality time, Resentment, sibling relationships, step-parenting

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and zero step-mom drama!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any emotionally abusive step-parents ruining the fun. We guarantee that no one will leave the room when you walk in, and meals will always be provided (sorry, no virtual Disney World trips though).

Join us and experience a world where all kids are treated equally and no one is left out of the fun. Say goodbye to real-life family conflicts and hello to a Minecraft paradise where everyone is valued and appreciated.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of family drama and just focus on building and exploring, join us now! Who needs Disney World when you have an epic Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

LessonLearnedMC SMP

acceptance, compassion, Empathy, Experience, forgiveness, Gratitude, growth, humility, Kindness, LessonLearnedMC, lessons learned, life lessons, mindfulness, patience, perseverance, perspective, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self love, smp, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Villages Defended:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the valuable life lesson that the best way to survive a zombie apocalypse is by building a giant fortress out of diamond blocks! Trust us, we’ve tested it out and it works like a charm. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer can teach you how to ride creepers like a boss. So come join us for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

MadCraft: Dumb Rage Edition

Absurd, Angry, childish, dumb, Edition, frivolous, immature, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, laughable, mad, Madcraft, MINOR, misunderstanding, Nonsensical, Petty, Pointless, RAGE, reason, Ridiculous, silly, trivial, unimportant

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Buildings Constructed:	32
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Potions Brewed:	42	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has a strict no-griefing policy enforced by an army of angry llamas trained in the art of revenge!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword forged by a legendary blacksmith who only works on Tuesdays.

Once, a player got so mad at us for building a giant statue of a potato that they challenged us to a potato-themed duel. Needless to say, we emerged victorious, with our potato statue still standing tall as a monument to our greatness.

So come join our server and see what ridiculous adventures await you! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

LeprechaunCraft – No Fighting Near the Base!

accusations, Armed Forces, base, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, fighters, Fighting, hezbollah, human shields, international relations, Irish UN base, Israel, LeprechaunCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, orders, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, political tensions, SECURITY, united nations

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	209	Meteorites Collected:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	6779	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even hezbollah ordered their fighters not to fire near our irish UN base! can you believe it? they think we’re using peacekeepers as human shields, but really we’re just building epic bases and slaying zombies like pros. join now for the most intense minecraft battles you’ll ever experience! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Micro Bone Zone

biology, Bone, bone development, bone formation, cellular biology, Development journal, developmental biology, growth factors, MICRO, microscopic details, molecular mechanisms, musculoskeletal, osteogenesis, regenerative medicine, research, Science, skeletal system, study, tissue engineering, tissue impact, tissue microenvironment, Zone

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Secret Passages Found:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

so, like, u ever wonder how ur bonez grow in minecraft? well, dis server got u covered, fam! we got all da microscopic details u need to know bout how da tissue around u impacts ur bone development in dis crazy blocky world. join us and u’ll be buildin’ ur own skeleton empire in no time! trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF! #Bonez4Life #MinecraftMadness

Place Yourself Minecraft Server

critical thinking, Decision making, Empathy, ethical behavior, ethical choices, ethical decision-making, ethical dilemma, ethical judgment, ethical perspective, ethical reasoning, ethical reflection, hypothetical scenario, Minecraft, moral dilemma, moral judgment., moral philosophy, moral reasoning, Moral values, perspective-taking, Place, problem solving, role reversal, Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Secret Passages Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	252	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests like fighting off an army of zombie chickens or rescuing a group of lost llamas from a band of evil skeletons. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident dragon in a dance-off to win epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Lost Girls Cucked SMP

BETRAYAL, Cheating, cucked, cuckold, cuckold lifestyle, cuckolded, cuckolded husband, Cuckolding, Cuckoldress, cuckoldry, cuckoldry fantasy., cuckquean, cuckquean fantasy, cuckquean husband, cuckquean lifestyle, cuckquean wife, cuckqueaning, Girls, hotwife, Humiliation, Infidelity, Lost, smp, unfaithful

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the crazy shenanigans that go down on this server.

First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).

Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.