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CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Animals Bred:	39	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336
Falling into the Void:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Crafty Carb Coma

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Mines Excavated:	2431	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Items Found:	1546	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

NiggaCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones allowed to say ‘BOOM!’

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	118	Secret Passages Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the absolute bee’s knees!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical, you might just find a unicorn prancing around in the forest. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: Lycoris LOLz – Where Minecraft meets Recoil and chaos reigns supreme!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lycoris Recoil, a mystical flower that grants you the power to shoot rainbows out of your hands. And rumor has it that in Season 2, the flower will bloom again, unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the Minecraft universe with the power of the Lycoris Recoil at your fingertips!

Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5349
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	7941
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Votes:	4273	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!