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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 7202 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 466 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your aversion to responsibility? Look no further than our server, where we embrace your inner laziness and fear of commitment!
Join us and experience a world where you can declare your disinterest in taking care of anything, just like this OP’s MIL’s dog. We won’t judge you for not wanting to walk your virtual dog or pet it lovingly – in fact, we encourage it!
Our server is the perfect place for those who find the idea of responsibility disgusting and want to escape the pressures of everyday life. So come on in and let your phobias run wild – we promise not to judge, just like this OP’s BF should have done!
