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  • Mid2000sDVD Minecraft Server

    Mid2000sDVD Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you cry? Well, look no further, because our server is so hilarious, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing in no time!

    Join our server and experience the most outrageous reasons to play Minecraft, like battling zombie chickens with laser eyes or riding on rainbow unicorns that fart glitter. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine this: every time you log on, a random old DVD from the mid-2000s plays before your eyes, filled with cheesy anti-piracy warnings that are so bad, they’re good. It’s like a comedy show and a gaming experience all rolled into one!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh your way to victory in the most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the funniest gaming experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Booty Busters

    Blocky Booty Busters

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where we ask the hard-hitting questions like “Favorite pornstar?” and “What’s the first pornstar you ever watched and in what format?” We promise a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our virtual world. Join us for a chance to win exclusive in-game rewards and bragging rights for having the most outrageous answers to our questions. So why wait? Come on in and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blockbuster Busts: The Minecraft Movie Madness Server

    Blockbuster Busts: The Minecraft Movie Madness Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in the past like a caveman, hoarding physical copies of movies like they’re ancient relics? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to drag you kicking and screaming into the digital age!

    Join us and leave behind the burden of physical formats, as we offer a virtual paradise where movies are just a click away. No more cluttered shelves or scratched DVDs – just pure, unadulterated digital goodness.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced that we have exclusive deals with Hollywood to bring you the latest movies before they even hit theaters. That’s right, you can watch blockbusters from the comfort of your blocky Minecraft home.

    So why waste time with outdated physical formats when you can join our server and experience the future of movie-watching? Say goodbye to DVDs and Blu-rays, and hello to a world where streaming and digital reign supreme. Join us now and never look back!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty Creepers

    Crafty Creepers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as your favorite Pornstar! Join us for a horny good time as we explore the blocky world together.

    Are you ready to dive into a world filled with blocky babes and pixelated passion? Then look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie looking for some sexy fun, our server has something for everyone. From building XXX-rated structures to battling NSFW mobs, the possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join us now and let’s get frisky in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your new favorite Pornstar along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Kid2Adult Minecraft Server

    Kid2Adult Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember those boring family gatherings where you were forced to sit at the kids’ table and pretend to enjoy your gross food? Well, guess what? On our Minecraft server, you can relive those traumatic memories in the most epic way possible! Build your own kids’ table out of diamond blocks and force all the other players to sit there while you feast on the finest virtual cuisine.

    But that’s not all! Remember how your parents never let you stay up past 8 pm? Well, on our server, the party never stops! Stay up all night mining for diamonds, battling creepers, and causing chaos with your fellow players. Who needs sleep when you have a virtual world to conquer?

    And let’s not forget about those cringeworthy school dances where you were too afraid to ask your crush to slow dance. On our server, you can finally make your move! Build the most romantic pixelated dance floor, invite your crush to join you, and sweep them off their virtual feet. Who needs real-life rejection when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the things that sucked as a kid, but are fucking awesome as an adult!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SicklyDeliciousCraft

    SicklyDeliciousCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of deliciousness and danger! Join us if you dare to feast on the forbidden fruit of Minecraft – the infamous Poison Potato! Sure, it tastes good going down, but just wait until you see what happens next! Will you survive the stomach-churning adventure or will you be left clutching your virtual toilet bowl in regret? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the culinary chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyAssassins

    CraftyAssassins

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is so lit that even the Secret Service is getting involved. they heard about this crazy plot from Iran to take out Trump, but don’t worry, it’s all good here. come join us and you’ll be safer than the President himself. plus, we have like, secret agents running around making sure everything is cool. who knew playing Minecraft could be so intense? come join us and be part of the action!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EggcellentAbortionsMC

    EggcellentAbortionsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like a magical land where chickens lay diamonds instead of eggs and pigs fly around with jetpacks. like, seriously, you can ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas. and the best part? if you build a giant statue of a potato, you get unlimited diamonds for life. also, the chat is just a bunch of chickens clucking at each other. it’s like a party in a chicken coop, man. so come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. it’s like a fever dream, but in a good way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • OrgasmicRescueMC

    OrgasmicRescueMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where your masculinity can be SAVED by your female partner’s ORGASM? That’s right, folks! Our server is so lit that even low testosterone levels can’t hold you back when your girl is feeling the vibes.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and suddenly BAM! Your girl has an orgasm and BOOM! You’re feeling like the manliest man in all of Minecraft. It’s like a power-up that you never knew you needed, but trust us, you won’t be able to play without it once you experience the magic.

    So come on down to our server and let your lady’s pleasure be your ultimate weapon against low T levels. Who knew that Minecraft could be so empowering, am I right? Join now and let the orgasms flow!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Revolution SMP: Where the only thing vanilla is the ice cream flavor!

    Revolution SMP: Where the only thing vanilla is the ice cream flavor!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Revolution SMP Minecraft Server

    🌟 Revolution SMP 🌟

    Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that continues to unfold with every new adventurer who steps into the world of Revolution SMP. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or someone looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be a part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

    Features:

      • ✨ Custom Enchants: Discover unique enchantments that enhance your gameplay experience.
      • πŸ›‘οΈ Grief Prevention: Build and explore with peace of mind knowing your creations are protected.
      • 🚫 Anti Pay-to-Win: Enjoy fair and balanced gameplay where skill and strategy are rewarded, not spending.
      • πŸ’Ό Jobs: Earn rewards by taking on various jobs and tasks within the server.
      • πŸͺ Player Shops: Set up your own shop and trade with other players to build your fortune.
      • πŸ—ΊοΈ Quests: Embark on thrilling quests and adventures with exciting rewards.
      • πŸ”§ And A Lot More: Experience a multitude of plugins that add depth and fun to your adventures.

    Why Choose Us?

      • Community Focused: Our server thrives on player feedback and community involvement.
      • Friendly Environment: Join a welcoming community where players support and help each other.
      • Constant Updates: Enjoy new content and improvements with regular updates based on player suggestions.
      • Balanced Economy: Engage in a fair and dynamic economy system where everyone has a chance to succeed.
      • 24/7 Uptime: Our server is online around the clock, so you can play whenever you want.

    How To Join – Java Edition! (Computer/PC)

    Steps to Follow: Launch Minecraft | Click “Multiplayer” | Click “Add Server” | Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com | Click “Done” and join the server!

    How To Join – Bedrock Edition! (Mobile/Console)

    Steps to Follow: In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab | Click “Add Friend” | Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive) | Click “Add Friend” | After a few seconds, you will see Revolutions SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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