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Mid2000sDVD Minecraft Server

2000s nostalgia, anti-piracy, comedy, copyright protection, digital piracy, DVD, DVD collection, DVD release, DVD technology, Entertainment, funny, home entertainment, lol, mid 2000s, Mid2000sDVD, Minecraft, Movie, movie industry, movie night, Piracy, scare tactics, Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you cry? Well, look no further, because our server is so hilarious, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing in no time!

Join our server and experience the most outrageous reasons to play Minecraft, like battling zombie chickens with laser eyes or riding on rainbow unicorns that fart glitter. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine this: every time you log on, a random old DVD from the mid-2000s plays before your eyes, filled with cheesy anti-piracy warnings that are so bad, they’re good. It’s like a comedy show and a gaming experience all rolled into one!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh your way to victory in the most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the funniest gaming experience of your life!

Blocky Booty Busters

adult actors, adult actresses, adult content, adult entertainment, adult entertainment industry, Adult Film Industry, Adult Film Stars, adult movies, adult performers, adult stars, adult videos, Anons, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, CRT TVs, DVD, favorite pornstar, first pornstar watched, modern flat TVs, pornstars, three questions, vhs

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Alien Abductions:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where we ask the hard-hitting questions like “Favorite pornstar?” and “What’s the first pornstar you ever watched and in what format?” We promise a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our virtual world. Join us for a chance to win exclusive in-game rewards and bragging rights for having the most outrageous answers to our questions. So why wait? Come on in and let the madness begin!

Blockbuster Busts: The Minecraft Movie Madness Server

best buy, blockbuster, Blu-ray, busts, buying habits, Digital, disc-to-digital, DVD, Future, madness, Minecraft, Movie, movies, Opinions, physical formats, Preferences, Prices, production, reasons, rental, Sales, Server, streaming, Target, travel, TV, vudu

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Are you tired of living in the past like a caveman, hoarding physical copies of movies like they’re ancient relics? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to drag you kicking and screaming into the digital age!

Join us and leave behind the burden of physical formats, as we offer a virtual paradise where movies are just a click away. No more cluttered shelves or scratched DVDs – just pure, unadulterated digital goodness.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced that we have exclusive deals with Hollywood to bring you the latest movies before they even hit theaters. That’s right, you can watch blockbusters from the comfort of your blocky Minecraft home.

So why waste time with outdated physical formats when you can join our server and experience the future of movie-watching? Say goodbye to DVDs and Blu-rays, and hello to a world where streaming and digital reign supreme. Join us now and never look back!

Crafty Creepers

alone_wanderer37, Anal, bored, Crafty, CREEPERS, Discord, DVD, favorite pornstar, first pornstar, goon, horny, kosmi, mandatory military service, mom, ONLINE, porn addict, Porn streams, talk porn, vhs

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as your favorite Pornstar! Join us for a horny good time as we explore the blocky world together.

Are you ready to dive into a world filled with blocky babes and pixelated passion? Then look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie looking for some sexy fun, our server has something for everyone. From building XXX-rated structures to battling NSFW mobs, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us now and let’s get frisky in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your new favorite Pornstar along the way!

No Homo Schlomo’s Minecraft Server

acceptance, Bigotry, Country, Das rite, discrimination, Diversity, equality, exclusion, globo homo Schlomos, Hate Speech, homo, Homophobia, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized communities, Minecraft, not welcomed, prejudice, Schlomos, Server, Social Issues, Xenophobia

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Falling into the Void:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of those pesky globo homo Schlomos ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further, because on our server, they are not welcomed! Join us and experience a world free of globo homo Schlomos, where you can build and mine in peace without their shenanigans.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him and trade with him, he will grant you special powers beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of Blocky Bob?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just remember, no globo homo Schlomos allowed!

ProfessionCraft SMP: Capitalist Chaos

Architects, artists, Builders, Buildings, Calling, capitalism, capitalist, Chaos, Countries, crimes, decency, Doctor, economic zones, Engineers, Environment, Exploited, healing, home affordability, homogeneous, Humanity, Humiliation, Ideology, Illness, inspiration, Jews, Medicine, MONEY, National Socialism, Nations, next generations, Oppression, perversion, perverted professions, poisonous foods, policemen, POVERTY, ProfessionCraft, Quality, shock, smp, supportive, teachers, Traitor, transgressive art, unfairness, Vaccines, work, workers

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8916
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can unleash your inner revolutionary spirit? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who believe in National Socialism and want to create a truly homogeneous and supportive community.

Join us and fight against the exploitation of economic zones by the Jews, because who needs money when you have a strong sense of identity and unity, right? Plus, if you’re tired of doctors only caring about making money instead of actually healing people, then this is the server for you.

Our architects and engineers are dedicated to building affordable homes for everyone, regardless of their nationality. And don’t even get us started on the police, teachers, and artists – they’re all in on the conspiracy to oppress the workers and stifle creativity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time! #RevolutionaryMinecraftSMP

Rent-Free Sibling Shelter Minecraft Server

Argument, college fund, denial, extended family, family, favoritism, Gifts, Golden Child, grandmother, House, Inheritance, Minecraft, parents, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Rent, RentFree, Resentment, Server, Shelter, sibling, Siblings, step parents, stepmother

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
New Chunks Explored:	758093	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama doesn’t exist because you can build your own world away from all the chaos! Join us for a chance to escape the favoritism and drama of real life, just like our player who inherited a house from their grandmother but didn’t let their pregnant sister and her boyfriend stay there.

Build your dream home, create your own rules, and never have to deal with annoying family members asking for favors. Plus, who needs a goldfish when you can have all the rabbits you want in Minecraft? Join us now and leave the family drama behind – after all, in Minecraft, you’re the one in control!

NoBabyDramaAllowed

adult-friendly environment, child-free life, critical decisions, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial help, financial responsibility, home environment, LGBTQ+ parenting, maintaining independence, NoBabyDramaAllowed, noise disruption, personal boundaries, personal space, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, unconventional living arrangements, unconventional living situations

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of maintaining a child-free environment! Our server is for adults only, because let’s face it, who wants to deal with noisy, messy kids while trying to build their dream world?

Join us and escape the chaos of parenting, just like our player (34F) who stood her ground against her brother and his baby invasion. No crying babies here, just peaceful building and exploring.

Don’t be the villain of your family, be the hero of your own Minecraft world. Come join us and build your perfect child-free paradise! Remember, family should help each other out, but that doesn’t mean you have to sacrifice your peace and quiet. See you in the game!

QuittingLlamasMC SMP

embracing change, finding peace, giving up, Happiness, inner strength, learning to let go, letting go, life lessons, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, new beginnings, perseverance, personal growth, positive changes, QuittingLlamasMC, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-care, smp, well-being

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will make you question reality itself.

Forget about giving up on things, because on our server, giving up is not an option. We have players who have given up on finding their way back home, only to discover a secret underground city filled with talking cows and dancing creepers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos that ensues.

So why should you join our server? Because we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life. Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of wacky shenanigans that will make you never want to leave!

CraftyConspiracies

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft server where players believed that if you built a house entirely out of diamond blocks, Notch himself would appear and grant you three wishes. People were digging for diamonds like there was no tomorrow, hoping to summon the elusive game developer.

But alas, it was all just a silly rumor spread by a mischievous Enderman who had a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. The only thing you’ll find by building a diamond house on this server is a horde of jealous Creepers trying to blow it up.

Join our server for more wild tales and wacky adventures! Who knows what other crazy myths you’ll uncover while mining for resources and battling mobs. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig, you’ll unlock a secret disco party in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us today!

Vovchansk Retreat Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict, diplomatic relations, Disinformation, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, frontline report, international relations, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, Official Russian statements, peace negotiations, Politics, possible withdrawal, Propaganda, Retreat, russia, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, Vovchansk, withdrawal strategy

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Vovchansk but with a twist – we have flying pigs armed with diamond swords! the official russian statements are just a cover up for the real action happening on our server. Will you join the fight or cower in fear? Choose wisely, for the fate of Vovchansk rests in your blocky hands. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

RusCraft: Battle Royale

aggression, battle, Battles, Conflict, Crimea, Defense, donetsk, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Fighting, incursion, INTENSE, international relations, Invasion, Luhansk, Military, Politics, Royale.., RusCraft, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Villages Defended:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	6448	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchantments Applied:	162	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of Russia fighting intense battles against a major Ukrainian incursion… in block form! Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and defend your base from enemy attacks. Will you be able to conquer the virtual battlefield and emerge victorious? Join now and find out! Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun, join today!

EcoCraft: Where Trees Fight Back!

activism, climate change, consequences, Destruction, eco activism, EcoCraft, Ecoterrorism, Environment, environmentalism, extremism, Fight, glorified, Happening, Media, movies, Perception, Propaganda, Radicalism, Reality, Terrorism, threat, Trees, violence

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	628733
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

come join our minecraft server where we take ecoterrorism to a whole new level! we are like the avengers of the minecraft world, fighting against evil mobs who are destroying the environment.

imagine riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of creepers, or planting trees with your bare hands to save the world from pollution.

we have epic quests that will challenge your minecraft skills and make you feel like a true hero. plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

so come join us and be a part of the most epic ecoterrorism adventure in minecraft history. together, we can save the world, one block at a time!

SpectraRealms

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Minecraft Biomes Enchants Economies Community Adventure Crafting Building Exploration Alliance Mystic Realms Creativity Possibilities Landscapes Mountains Custom Features Gameplay Mechanics

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Spectra Realms is a captivating survival Minecraft server, where players dive into an extraordinary world filled with unique surprises. With lush landscapes , towering mountains , and custom biomes , every corner promises something new. This server stands out for its innovative features and gameplay mechanics, including custom enchants , intricate economies and community-driven activities .

Players can craft, build, and explore to their hearts’ content, forming alliances and embarking on epic adventures. Mystic Realms is where creativity meets survival, offering endless possibilities for all who venture in.

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