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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 1161 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
1. Our server is run by Noah, who was a vegan wecfag. That’s right, a vegan wecfag! If that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will.
2. On our server, you will own absolutely nothing and be happy about it. Who needs material possessions when you can have virtual blocks and pixels instead?
3. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you will be blessed with the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against hordes of evil creepers. It’s like a magical unicorn, but better.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!