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ShitalyCraft: Where suffering is not an option!

25 yr old, autist, Christ, damn it, durrrr, easy sex, GOD, Jesus, KHV, long trail tags, Normie, option, Pain, reclusive life, shitaly, ShitalyCraft, shut the fuck up, suffer, Suffering, tags

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of being a 25-year-old kissless virgin in a world full of normies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a kissless virgin! That’s right, no need to worry about fitting in or feeling left out, because we’re all awkward and socially inept here!

Join our server and experience the joy of easy sex in a world where everyone is just as lonely and desperate as you are. Build your own virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh realities of Shitaly and embrace your inner autist with pride.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the normies behind and join us on the most inclusive and awkward Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world full of fellow kissless virgins to keep you company? Let’s build some epic blocky fortresses and conquer the world together, one cringeworthy interaction at a time!

Renewal Day Fun Minecraft SMP

Bonding, Community, Connection, Day, digital interaction, Elite Friends, friendship, Fun, Goodnight, Gratitude, Happy, joy, love, Minecraft, online friends, positive vibes, Posting, Renewal, Renewal day, smp, social media, Support, together, virtual gathering

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Goodnight Elite Friends, and may your diamond armor always be shiny!

GratefulCraft SMP

appreciation, Blessings, Contentment, counting blessings, daily gratitude, emotional well being, GratefulCraft, gratefulness, Gratitude, gratitude practice, Happiness, joy, mental health, mindfulness, positive mindset, positivity, Reflection, self love, self-care, smp, thankful, thankfulness

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2053	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns! It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious. Plus, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that leads to a hidden diamond mine – talk about a thrill ride!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with friendly players who love to pull pranks on each other. Just last week, someone built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of someone’s base. The reactions were priceless!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our wacky world.

PixelPigCraft

Awareness, Brainstorming, cognition, conceptualization, Consciousness, contemplation, Contemplative, creativity, ideas, imagination, inspiration, introspection, Mental, mental imagery, Mind, objects, Perception, PixelPigCraft, Reflection, Thoughts, Visualization

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Star Shards Collected:	145
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky instead of snow, and where creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a house out of enchanted golden carrots, ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers, and discover secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by dancing skeletons.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who wears a top hat and monocle, and challenges players to a game of chess before engaging in an epic battle. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig-chicken hybrid, and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

HaitianExodus Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation policy, deportation rates, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haiti, HaitianExodus, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, immigration crackdown, international relations, migrant crisis, Migrant workers, Minecraft, Politics, racial tensions, Refugee Crisis, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Towns Built:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Items Found:	4274	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Zombie Dances:	7

come join our minecraft server, where we deport up to 10,000 players a week for having too many diamonds! we got an ‘excess’ of players and need to send them back to their own virtual country. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure they have a nice trip back with a parachute made of obsidian. join us for the craziest deportation party you’ve ever seen!

Zombie Power Co.

alternative energy, energy generation, energy innovation, energy production, energy solution, energy source, harnessing zombies, perpetual energy, power, renewable energy, sustainable energy, undead energy, undead power, zombie, zombie apocalypse, zombie energy, zombie fuel, zombie power, zombie research, zombie technology, zombie workforce, zombies

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	10

join our server and harness the power of zombies for PERPETUAL ENERGY! imagine never having to worry about running out of power again because you have an army of zombies on treadmills generating electricity for you. plus, you can ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your own personal explosive mounts. who needs horses when you have a creeper steed? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies, like building a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall or creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your imagination run wild!

AGS SMP: Where the only mod is a dance party plugin. Whitelisted for epic dance moves only!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], #ags, +18, 1.20.1 Java, Active, Claims, Currency, Dance, Discord, Epic, Events, Google form, holiday events, Homes, legit Minecraft account, mod, Moves, new biomes, new decoration blocks, new dungeons, Party, Pets, Plugin, plushies, pokemon, Requirements, Shops, smp, Waypoints, Welcoming, Whitelisted

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Farms Harvested:	567	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	373	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Homes/waypoints/Claims
New biomes
New dungeons
Shops/Currency
Pets/Plushies
New decoration blocks
Pokémon
Holiday Events
Events

Requirements to Join

Must be over 18
Must have discord and join our discord server
Must be active as much as you can

Interested in Joining?

If you are interested in joining please fill out the google form here

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server?	1.20.1 Java
Do I need a legit Minecraft account to join?	Yes, you need a legit Minecraft account in order to join.
Is the server LGBTQ Friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ Friendly and super welcoming!

Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#facial hair, Appearance, attractiveness, Beard, BLOCK, Chad, Chads, comparison, Compliment, Girlfriend, hot, lookalike, Minecraft, Observation, opinion, partner, Party, personal style, physical features, Politics, relationship, resemblance, Server, Vance

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Votes:	9807
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Feeling Minecraft SMP

anticipation, celebration, Energetic, EXCITEMENT, feeling, Festive, Friends, Fun, good times, Good Vibes, Happiness, Joyful, Lively, Minecraft, mug, night, Party, positive energy, smp, socializing, tonight, upbeat

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crops Grown:	6984
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

GFsMarathonNoShow

Communication, compromise, consideration, Decision making, Disappointment, emotions, GFsMarathonNoShow, Girlfriend, Hotel, LOGISTICS, Marathon, Meeting, Overnight, parents, perspective, relationship, sacrifice, Support, supportiveness, travel, Understanding

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of long-distance support? Look no further! Join our server for a marathon of fun and adventure, just like supporting your girlfriend in a race!

Experience the thrill of meeting new people, just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time at a marathon! Stick with them for the day and see if you can survive the ultimate test of socializing skills.

Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide not to join us – just like you’re debating whether to go to the marathon. But hey, if you do decide to join, you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of excitement and drama, just like this Reddit post!

So come on, give our server a try and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships and marathons alike. Who knows, you might just find yourself sprinting towards a new adventure!

ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

childhood beliefs, childhood fables, childhood fantasies, childhood folklore, childhood gullibility, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood legends, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood tall tales, childhood whimsy, ChildhoodFoolery, funny childhood memories, funny memories, Minecraft, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.