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ShitalyCraft: Where suffering is not an option!

25 yr old, autist, Christ, damn it, durrrr, easy sex, GOD, Jesus, KHV, long trail tags, Normie, option, Pain, reclusive life, shitaly, ShitalyCraft, shut the fuck up, suffer, Suffering, tags

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Are you tired of being a 25-year-old kissless virgin in a world full of normies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a kissless virgin! That’s right, no need to worry about fitting in or feeling left out, because we’re all awkward and socially inept here!

Join our server and experience the joy of easy sex in a world where everyone is just as lonely and desperate as you are. Build your own virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh realities of Shitaly and embrace your inner autist with pride.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the normies behind and join us on the most inclusive and awkward Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world full of fellow kissless virgins to keep you company? Let’s build some epic blocky fortresses and conquer the world together, one cringeworthy interaction at a time!

PornstarProgeny SMP

adult entertainment industry, childhood experiences, childhood memories, children of pornstars, children of sex workers, emotional challenges, family dynamics, family relationships, growing up, impact on children, parental influence, parental occupation, parental profession, PornstarProgeny, psychological effects, smp, societal perceptions, stigma, taboo subject, unconventional upbringing, unique upbringing

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Emeralds Found:	5789	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	338
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magic Items Found:	5458	Villages Defended:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where all the players are children of pornstars and sex workers!

Experience a world where every block tells a scandalous story and every creeper has a secret to spill. Build your own empire of adult entertainment and watch as your friends try to keep up with your wild lifestyle.

But be warned, drama is always around the corner on this server. From love triangles to family feuds, you never know what juicy gossip will come out next. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, sexy world of Minecraft!

TongueBrusherCraft

daily routine, dental care, dental habits, dental hygiene, dental routine, mouth cleaning, oral care, oral health, tongue brushing, tongue brushing benefits, tongue care, tongue cleaner, tongue cleaning, tongue cleaning techniques, tongue cleaning tools, tongue health, tongue hygiene, tongue hygiene tips, tongue maintenance, tongue scraper, TongueBrusherCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where brushing your tongue is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of enchanted cows that can only be tamed by those with minty fresh breath. So grab your toothbrush and get ready to embark on a quest to find these elusive creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil zombies.

But that’s not all – our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. From turning your house upside down to filling your inventory with nothing but rotten flesh, this ghost will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your dental hygiene habits and tickle your funny bone, look no further! Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the enchanted cows and outsmart the ghostly prankster.

UkraineDroneCraft: Dutch Donation

cooperation, Defense, diplomatic relations, donation, drone initiative, Dutch, european union, financial assistance, foreign affairs, funding, innovation, international aid, Investment, military technology, Netherlands, Partnership, SECURITY, strategic alliance, Support, Technology, Ukraine, UkraineDroneCraft, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Votes:	1304	Dragon Eggs Found:	7679
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that has DRONES? well guess what, our server has DRONES. netherlands be like “yo ukraine, here’s 400 million for some sick drone action” and we were like “let’s bring that drone action to minecraft, baby!” join our server for the most epic drone battles you’ve ever seen. fly high, shoot lasers, and dominate the skies. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the drone revolution!

Sky Boat Adventures

Adventures, air travel, aircraft, airmail, Aviation, boat, boats, Communication, Delivery, global trade, innovation, interconnected world, LOGISTICS, mail, Maritime, Ocean, Planes, postal service, shipping, SKY, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	163
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Yo, ever wanted to see boats flying in the sky like they’re planes and planes sinking in the ocean like they’re boats? well, you’re in luck cuz on our server that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for the most wacky and wild Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

We’ve got pigs riding on top of chickens, cows doing backflips off of cliffs, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. Not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of cheese and our creepers explode in a rainbow of glitter and confetti.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary flying sheep that poop out golden apples and our zombies are trained in ballet. Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually just a giant kitten that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs airmail when you can have boats in the sky and planes in the ocean? Join us now for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

2 More Days Minecraft Server

2 more days, Anons, anticipation, BELIEF, countdown, Days, Event, FAITH, Get right with Jesus, Hope, Minecraft, October 9th, Online Community, Perhaps perhaps perhaps, PRAYER, Redemption, Religious, reminder, salvation, Server, spirituality, Upcoming, Website

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	179
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers all by yourself? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for on this epic Minecraft server, you can team up with Jesus himself to conquer the pixelated world!

Join us on this server and witness miracles happening left and right as Jesus turns water into lava and walks on air blocks like a boss. Need some bread to survive? No worries, Jesus will just multiply some loaves and fishes for you.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil mobs alongside Moses and Noah. Imagine riding on a boat with Noah while he saves all the animals from a flood of creepers – talk about a wild ride!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s get holy together! Just remember, when in doubt, WWJD (What Would Jesus Dig)!

Space Stars Minecraft SMP

Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fan culture, Gaming, interactive content, internet celebrities, Japanese idols, Live streaming, Minecraft, Music, online communities, online personalities, pop culture, smp, Space, Stars, virtual idols, virtual reality, Virtual talents, Vtubers, ホロスターズ

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dimension Hops:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot.

Our server is home to the most eccentric group of players you’ll ever meet, from a llama-riding wizard to a cow who thinks it’s a cat. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next, whether it’s a prank war involving exploding sheep or a dance party in the Nether.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded saddlebags. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can always participate in our weekly treasure hunts, where the prize is a lifetime supply of baked potatoes.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyIncomeHideout

Boundaries, career, Communication, Conversation, CraftyIncomeHideout, Dinner, Friends, income, income disclosure, Manners, personal choice, personal information, privacy, privacy rights, relationships, Respect, rudeness, Salaries, social etiquette, social situations, Wife

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Emeralds Found:	4830
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where we don’t ask about your income or judge you based on your job title!

Join us and leave all the awkward conversations behind. No need to worry about revealing your salary or feeling judged for your career choice. Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding villagers. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden treasures and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, join us and leave the real world drama at the door. Who needs nosy dinner guests when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers with your new Minecraft friends?

CraftyAccidents

accidental discovery, accidental invention, Breakthrough, chance creation, CraftyAccidents, creativity, discovery, eureka moment, fluke invention, fortuitous discovery, game changer, historic accident, innovation, lucky accident, remarkable invention, serendipity, stroke of luck, unexpected success, unintended creation, unintentional innovation

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	225733	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Have you ever accidentally created a diamond sword while trying to craft a simple pickaxe? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected creations and hilarious mishaps.

Our server is home to the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with enchanted golden carrots. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons grooving to the beat of a jukebox.

But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to stumble upon the legendary “Cake Island,” where the ground is made of frosting and the trees are made of chocolate. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden cherry on top, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical cake fairy.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and accidental inventions await you!

CraftyCreeperWar2022

Conflict, CraftyCreeperWar2022, fear, Geopolitics, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, IRANIANS, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Middle East War, Military, missile attack, nuclear deal, Politics, regional conflict, SECURITY, Tehran, Tensions, War

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mines Excavated:	1170
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff like tehran’s missile attack on israel but with more explosions and less political consequences. we have iranian players who fear war is coming but don’t worry, we provide virtual bomb shelters in the form of diamond armor. come build your own nuclear bunker and protect yourself from creepers and griefers alike. plus, we have a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and plots world domination. so come join us before the real war starts and let’s have a blast together!

Eggcellent Minecraft Server – 30 characters

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Characters, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, engineering games, Exapunks, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, Hearthstone, infinifactory, kerbal space program, Last Call BBS, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, opus magnum, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Server, Shapez, Shenzhen I/O, Space Engineers, SpaceChem, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, terratech, TIS-100, Trailmakers, Turing Complete, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mines Excavated:	3115
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Buildings Constructed:	36
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more blocks than you can count, more redstone contraptions than you can imagine, and more creepers waiting to blow you up than you can handle!

Join our server for the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft. Build insane machines, create mind-blowing structures, and conquer the pixelated world like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where you can dance the night away with the most fearsome boss in the game. And don’t forget about our secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps – if you can make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re always up to no good!