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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 6274 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 24 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
plus, like, on this server, you can ride around on giant chickens and build houses out of candy canes. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that takes you to a land where pigs can fly and zombies dance the macarena.
oh, and forget about Canadian energy and cars, cuz on this server, we only use unicorn farts to power our machines. so, like, come join us and experience the craziest, most wacky Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
