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UkrainianHackerzRusBust

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	5084	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian hackers are taking down russian institutions for the second day in a row!!! watch as they use their mad skills to infiltrate and destroy, all while you build your own epic creations in the game. it’s like a real-life cyber war, but in minecraft!!! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction (in the game, of course). trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience. let’s show those russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

Narcissism & Sadism: Sex Drive & Porn

aggression, BDSM, Behavior, dark triad, DRIVE, mental health, narcissism, personality traits, porn, porn use, power dynamics, Psychology, relationships, research, sadism, self esteem, sex, sex drive, sexual arousal, sexual behavior, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, study

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Runes Activated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! We got unicorns flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and pigs can talk.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are friendly. Zombies will give u high fives, skeletons will teach u how to dougie, and spiders will braid ur hair.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. Plus, we heard that joining increases ur sex drive and makes u a master at using porn. So what are u waiting for? Let’s get blocky!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Authenticity, blocky, Identity, Individuality, introspection, its literally me, LITERALLY, me, Minecraft, personal growth, Self, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identity, self-realization, Server, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	5411
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is literally me! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave filled with diamond-studded creepers! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that come your way. So come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – because it’s literally me!

Fudded AVI Minecraft SMP Expert

1inch, alt wallets, AMA, aurora, Avi, Aviator, Breakout, BROWN, bybit, COINBASE, crypto.com, Expert, Fox, fud, fudded, fudding bags, Gate.io, hackens frontpage, LINEA, Logo, manipulate, mindless zombies, Minecraft, near.., Polygon, Questing, read between the lines, recoup losses, RESPONSIBILITY, Sami, smp, SOLD OUT, srilankan, top holder, vechain, WEB STORE

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as the crypto market? Look no further! Our server is filled with drama, deception, and mindless zombies (literally, we have a zombie apocalypse event every Saturday).

Join us and witness the epic battle between the top holder and the fudder, who’s been manipulating everyone with their alt wallets. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Forget about boring SMPs with no excitement. Here, we have a quest involving a mysterious fox that will make you go batshit crazy. Trust us, it’s the next big thing in the Minecraft world.

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join our server now and see if you can survive the chaos. And remember, always read between the lines (especially when dealing with those sneaky Endermen).

ExBFFs Minecraft SMP

amicable breakup, Breakup, ex, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, ex lovers, ex-couple, ex-partner, ex-relationship, ex-significant other, ex-spouse, ExBFFs, Exes, former partners, Friends, friendship, maintaining friendship, Minecraft, past relationships, reconciliation, relationships, smp, staying friends

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with exes who are still friends with each other. Will you be caught in the middle of their drama? Will you have to choose sides in their epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama-licious plans?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships with exes are even more complicated!

NoobsNeedLoveToo

DATING, dating barriers, dating challenges, dating challenges for specific groups, dating difficulties, dating frustrations, dating hardships, dating hurdles, dating issues, dating obstacles, dating problems, dating roadblocks, dating setbacks, dating struggles, love, NoobsNeedLoveToo, relationships, Singles, social dynamics

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3032	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of being a forever alone creeper in the world of Minecraft? Fear not, for our server is the ultimate dating hotspot for all the lonely players out there! Join us and find your pixelated soulmate among our community of love-seeking adventurers. Who needs Tinder when you have diamond armor and enchanted swords to win over your crush?

Our server is so romantic, even the Ender Dragon found its true love here and now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple. And rumor has it that Notch himself met his in-game girlfriend while building the first ever blocky house on our server.

So if you’re looking for love, loot, and laughs, join us and let the pixelated romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy world of Minecraft.

HezbrosGoneWild – RIP Senior Official!

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	814
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than israel and hezbollah combined! we got senior officials dying left and right, but don’t worry, we back truce efforts so it’s all good. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like in the middle east but with creepers and zombies instead. trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftdrama #hezbollahwho #israelwhat

Sacrificial Power Display – Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7479	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Star Shards Collected:	249
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	New Chunks Explored:	758640
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

LOLZ come join our Minecraft server where we reenact ancient human sacrifice rituals for FUN! Sacrifice your friends and enemies to show your EXTREME POWER in the game! Explore huge burial mounds in Siberia and uncover unique rituals involving humans and horses. Who needs diamonds when you can have sacrificial offerings instead? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

The Bob’s Secret Multiplayer Pizza Party

Active, BOBS, Clans, Community, Discord, Events, Farming, Friendly staff, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Gravestones, Join, Kingdoms, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Party, pizza, secret, Server, smp, Survival, survival server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Server Name	Survival SMP with Kingdoms
Mods	Farming, Furniture, Gravestones
Staff	Friendly staff
Join Us	Discord Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join our server by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed in designated areas. Check with the staff for specific rules.
Are there any specific kingdom rules?	Each kingdom may have its own set of rules. Make sure to read them before joining a kingdom.
Can I suggest new mods for the server?	Yes, we welcome suggestions for new mods. Please share your ideas with the staff.

Mine It Back Minecraft Server

belonging, Confidence, determination, ENTITLEMENT, insistence, Minecraft, ownership, perseverance, Possession, Reclaim, RECLAIMING, reclaiming belongings, reclaiming ownership, reclaiming possessions, reclaiming property, reclaiming what was taken, reclaiming what’s ours, Recovery, retrieve, rightful, Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchantments Applied:	58	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet dragon that roams the lands, breathing fire and causing mayhem wherever it goes. If you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame it and ride it into battle against your enemies.

Oh, and did we mention that the server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to navigate treacherous parkour courses just to get around. But don’t worry, falling off the edge just means you’ll respawn back on the island with all your items intact.

So come join us on our epic quest to reclaim what is rightfully ours – and in the meantime, feel free to explore, build, and cause a little chaos of your own. Just watch out for the creepers…they tend to have a mind of their own.