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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 8534 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3680 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
If you’re tired of your real-life spouse embarrassing you in public with their food shoveling skills, come join us where the only thing you’ll be shoveling is blocks to build your dream castle. No judgment here, just good times and plenty of spinach dip for everyone (but please, use a virtual spoon).
Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your eating habits or lack of self-awareness like OP’s husband. Our community is all about having fun and enjoying the game without any awkward moments at the dinner table.
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast with us in the virtual world? Just remember, no finger-licking allowed, unless you’re fighting off creepers!