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| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 2372 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 86 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!
