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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 9880 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 487 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to have a building competition, but instead of building houses, they built giant statues of chickens wearing top hats. And that’s just a taste of the madness that awaits you on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper doing the floss. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the rainbow diamond. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs Euros when you can have all this craziness right here? lick lick lick See you in the game, fellow adventurers! lick lick lick
