DUNCES Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AngloCraft: Where the only language is ‘F*** you non-anglos!’

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	768
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we dominate all non-anglos with our superior language skills! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate language battle where we crush all those who dare to speak anything other than English. Our players are so fluent in English that even the mobs in the game are starting to speak it too! So come on, join us and show off your language prowess or get ready to be defeated by the power of the English language!

Crafty Killers – Minecraft meets Dead By Daylight in /dbdg/ server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken Dead By Daylight and turned it into a wild and wacky adventure! Picture this: you and your friends can either be the survivors trying to repair generators and escape, or you can be the killer trying to catch them and sacrifice them for…reasons.

Join us for our Bugfix Patch event where we promise to fix all the bugs in the game…or at least try to. Or how about our All Things Wicked Chapter Trailer, where things get so wicked, you won’t know what hit you!

Our developer update for March 2024 is so exciting, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting for the next update. And don’t forget to download our DBD Icon Collabs 2019-2022, because who wouldn’t want to show off their killer style in Minecraft?

So come on down to our server where the only rule is: 473430952 didn’t disable the rbt and died. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem we have in store for you!

LazyCraft: Where We Take It Easy for Another Week

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Divine Spears Created:	27
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us for another week of taking it easy… or should we say, taking it CRAZY! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mini-games, and mind-blowing builds that will make your jaw drop.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

BrownieCraft: Where Europeans Settle the Debate of Who’s the Brownest!

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we settle the age-old debate of who is the brownest European! Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and wacky competitions to prove once and for all who reigns supreme in the world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chocolate cake. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your brownest European skills!

Boss Battle Bonanza: Where the First Boss is Harder Than Your Ex’s Heartbreak

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mines Excavated:	2638
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7126

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bosses are as easy to defeat as a baby zombie? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server because our first boss is harder than anything you’ve ever faced on Dark Souls! That’s right, Dark Souls players will be crying for their mommies after going up against this beast.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so “FUN” that you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you navigate through our insane challenges and obstacles. We’ve got parkour courses that will make you question your sanity, mazes that will have you lost for days, and PvP battles that will leave you questioning your Minecraft skills.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of courage because you’re going to need it!

Crafty Cash Grabbers

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8058
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Potions Brewed:	179
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of Kiev constantly asking for money from the USA? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the solution! Join our server and Kiev will never bother you for money again because he’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually where Kiev goes to get away from all the money drama. So come join us and say goodbye to Ukrainists trying to drain your wallet!

Crafting Cobblestones & Cracking Jokes: Nirvana Shirt Edition

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

🤣 Join our Minecraft server where wearing a Nirvana shirt in public is a requirement! Why, you ask? Because our server is so grunge-tastic that even Kurt Cobain himself would approve. Plus, we guarantee that you’ll start listening to Nirvana on repeat after just one day of playing on our server – it’s that immersive! So come on, grab your flannel and get ready to rock out in the virtual world like never before. 🤘🎸 #MinecraftMadness #GrungeGaming

Minecrafthouseki: Land of Gems

action, beautiful animation, Character development, Coming of Age, cute, Dark, Drama, emotional, existential crisis, FANTASY, Gems, GEMSTONES, Houseki no Kuni, intriguing plot twists, Land, Loneliness, Minecrafthouseki, Mystery, Philosophical, Phosphophyllite, Self Discovery, Suffering, unique concept

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	6190
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is all rainbows and sunshine? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of suffering and chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry creepers while trying to mine for diamonds. Watch out for our resident Phosphophyllite, who may look cute but will definitely wreck havoc on your peaceful mining expedition.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, join us now and prepare for the ultimate test of survival!

NudeCraft: Where Exes’ Regrets Become Pixelated Reality

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Are you tired of dealing with drama like trying to get back at your ex for sending nudes to your friends? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash all your pent-up anger by building a giant statue of your ex out of TNT and blowing it up in a glorious explosion of revenge! Plus, our community is full of players who have their own crazy ex stories to share, so you’ll fit right in. Join now and let the healing begin!

Crafty Chaos: Where Creeper Attacks Are Just Another Day in Your Country!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	779
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Towns Built:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	162	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your country! Imagine riding pigs through the streets, building giant statues of yourself, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a carrot in hand.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a laugh. We have epic events like “Sheep Racing Sundays” where you can compete against other players in a race to the finish line on the backs of fluffy sheep.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle, armed with nothing but a stick and a dream. Will you be the next champion?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience all the craziness that happens in your country!