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BlockyBlast

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can relive ur childhood dreams and build the most epic creations ever. we have unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire everywhere. u can ride on a rainbow to find hidden treasure and battle evil monsters with ur friends.

we have a secret club where u can unlock special powers and become the ultimate minecraft master. join us and never outgrow ur younger self, because let’s be real, being an adult is overrated. come play with us and let ur inner child run wild!

🦞 Sunburned SMP: Surviving Lobster Pots & Custom Gear, minus the Whitelist & Resets! 1.20+ for both Java & Bedrock!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Emeralds Found:	5019
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Server IP	play.shaded.gg

Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Overview

Hello, fellow Minecrafters!

Shaded is the best SMP survival server in 2024, offering a classic and immersive gameplay experience with a friendly and active community. Features include land claiming, custom gear, skills, economy, events, and more. Join us today at play.shaded.gg!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join Shaded, simply copy and paste the IP address play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.

2. Is the server cross-platform?

Yes, Shaded is a cross-platform server, allowing both Java and Bedrock players to join and play together.

3. What features does the server offer?

Shaded offers land claiming, custom gear, skills, economy, events, quests, free ranks, and more to enhance your gameplay experience.

4. How can I protect my creations and belongings?

You can protect your creations and belongings on Shaded by using land claiming and grief prevention features.

5. Is there a dedicated staff team on the server?

Yes, Shaded has a dedicated staff team that is always ready to help and listen to player feedback.

6. Where can I find more information and updates about the server?

For more information and updates, you can visit the Shaded website, Discord, Twitter, and Vote page.

7. Are there any in-game events or challenges?

Yes, Shaded offers quests, events, and weekly challenges to keep players entertained and rewarded.

PerfectClone Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	465
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you mine and craft all day with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where you can kys in-game and respawn as an exact copy of yourself to live a perfect life forever! It’s like a never-ending cycle of respawn and perfection, all in the world of Minecraft. So come join us and experience the ultimate thrill of living multiple lives in one game. Who knew dying could be so much fun?

MineTunes Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Emeralds Found:	5319
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Animals Bred:	41
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	25	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing in the background? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you’re riding through the virtual sunset on your trusty steed, mining diamonds like a boss, and suddenly, the epic outro song from Steel Ball Run starts playing in the background. That’s right, we’ve got Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure vibes on our server, making your gaming experience truly bizarre and unforgettable. So come join us and let’s ride off into the sunset together, with Steel Ball Run as our soundtrack!

CraftySlut Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1975	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Towns Built:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love knows no bounds and relationships are as unique as the blocks you build with! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, friendship, and ice cream.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream wedding venue with your QPR partner of over a decade, just like our player who is getting married abroad! But watch out for those friends who try to set your partner up with someone else – drama alert!

And don’t forget about our friend Lily, who may not understand your relationship but will always be there to cry on your shoulder when her love life goes awry. Will you be the one to console her after her latest heartbreak, or will you find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft love triangle?

Join us on this server where relationships are as complex as redstone contraptions and where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a QPR with a creeper – after all, love comes in all shapes and sizes here!

BlockyBuddyNoCalls

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of M42 and F42.

Looking for a place where you can escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual realm of chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good dose of drama and intrigue.

Experience the thrill of working in a company with multiple locations, where you never know what kind of crazy coworker you might encounter. Will they have a crush on you? Will they call you 7 times in 3 minutes over a minor issue? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server, where you can be the star of your own ridiculous story. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation that’s so outrageous, it could only happen in Minecraft!

Disastravel Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Looking for a vacation spot that will leave you screaming for your momma? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Why waste your time on sandy beaches and crystal clear waters when you can join us for a wild ride through a land filled with exploding creepers, lava pits, and zombie hordes that never sleep?

Our server is so intense, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly over it! Join us if you’re looking for a vacation that will leave you questioning your life choices and running for the safety of your dirt hut. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Pack your pickaxe and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

SchoolOfChaosCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old school events like talent shows and bake sales? Come join our Minecraft server where the craziest event that ever happened at our last school was a zombie apocalypse during lunchtime! That’s right, instead of dodgeball, you’ll be dodging zombies while trying to protect your classmates from becoming lunch themselves. Join us for the most thrilling and heart-pounding school experience you’ll ever have!

KnifeHolderCraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	786	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta come to our place! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a creeper who wanted to be a unicorn. And you know what? On our server, that dream came true! We got unicorns roaming around, blowing up rainbows instead of exploding. It’s a magical sight, I tell ya.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of pigs who have mastered the art of parkour. They’re flipping and jumping all over the place, showing off their skills like nobody’s business. It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a special potion on our server that turns you into a chicken for a day. Imagine strutting around, clucking at your friends, and laying eggs like there’s no tomorrow. It’s a cluckin’ good time, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a flying pig into the sunset. It’s all possible in our wacky world of Minecraft!

Welcome to WarpedRealm, where Minecraft is serious business and by business I mean fighting custom mobs and crafting custom furniture!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

WarpedRealm Minecraft Server

A thrilling Minecraft survival server packed with exciting features to enhance your gameplay experience! Explore custom dimensions and battle challenging mobs and bosses, all while working your way up the in-game ranking system with over 32 ranks.

Join us today and start your adventure!

IP: WarpedRealm.com

Discord: Join our Discord community

Gallery: Check out our Gallery

Wiki: Visit our Wiki

Store: Support us on our Store (Not P2W)

Features:

The WarpedRealm Features a impressive variety of custom mobs, bosses and items with special abilities for you to find and conquer, other features include special fishing rewards like treasure and rare fish, Jobs, Griefprevention, Daily and Weekly quests, Consistent updates, A collection of Ranks which grant you access to amazing perks, upgradable spawners, a playerdriven economy and a lot more.

List of Features:

Feature
(New) Custom Resource Pack with Emotes, Furniture etc.
In-game progressive ranking system over 32 Ranks
Custom Dimensions
Mini dungeons
Custom Mobs
Upgradable Spawners
Jobs
Skills
Custom fishing
Grief prevention (Claims)
Quests
Custom Armor sets
Custom Items including Staffs, Tomes, Hammers and more
Custom crafting systems
Playerdriven Economy
Playershops