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Pixelmon Paradise – Gotta Catch ‘Em All!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

Looking for a Minecraft server that will dumbify your brain cells? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Beam Edition! Why join, you ask? Because we have a mobile Pokémon game that’s so real-time, you’ll forget what turn-based even means. And guess what? Instead of collecting Pokémon, you collect trainers! It’s like a virtual trainer zoo up in here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Sync Grid Simulator that will make your head spin faster than a Creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on our Eggmon viability guide/tier list. You’ll be hatching eggs like a pro in no time.

Oh, and did we mention our Legendary Gauntlet Info? It’s so legendary, even Herobrine is jealous. And if you’re into model ripping/datamining projects, we’ve got a FAQ that will blow your mind (literally, it’s explosive).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs diamonds when you have Pokémon Masters EX and a soundtrack that will make your ears bleed with joy? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

UntrustworthySteve

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Ores Mined:	9869
Runes Activated:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Crops Grown:	7873	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Falling into the Void:	2

If you see someone in Minecraft wearing a diamond helmet made entirely of cheese, riding a pig named Sir Oinksalot while carrying a sign that says “I steal all the virtual cookies”, then you know you’ve found the perfect server to join! Our server is filled with crazy characters and wild adventures, like the time we all banded together to build a giant statue of a chicken with laser eyes that shoots out bacon. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else! So come join us and see what shenanigans await you – just don’t trust anyone wearing a cheese helmet.

SpyCraftRus: Gardaí Edition

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in Ireland, mining some diamonds and building your epic castle, when suddenly you see some shady characters lurking around. turns out, it’s Russia! they’re spying on you and your fellow players, trying to steal all your precious loot. but fear not, because the gardaí are here to save the day!

join our Minecraft server and help the gardaí catch those sneaky Russians in the act. team up with other players to build secret bases, set traps, and outsmart the enemy. who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top of the Minecraft government.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of espionage and intrigue. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

ObscureCraft – Smartest Alive

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the smartest person who ever lived died in obscurity…BUT that’s not all!!! our server is full of magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows, and if you find one, you get a free lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!!! 🦄🌈🍎

we also have a secret underground lair where you can battle giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes…if you defeat them, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a majestic eagle soaring through the sky!!! 🐔🚀

oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a famous pirate who buried his treasure somewhere in the depths of our vast ocean biome? if you can find it, you’ll become the richest player in all of minecraft history!!! 💰💎🏴‍☠️

so what are you waiting for?? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!!! 🎮🌟🤪

The Nitrogen Network: Where you can’t escape the nitrogen, but you can escape the boredom! Join our Bedrock Server now!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Port	19132 (default)
Console Players Add	‘NitrogenSMP’ To Get Instant Access Through Friends Tab!
Discord	https://discord.gg/cUCuPtsaDP

Our Server Offers:

Custom Items/Blocks/Weapons
Survival Friendly Minigames
Daily Rewards
Achievement And Ranking System
Player Economy
Events & Competitions
Frequent Updates

We are looking for:

Active Players

Main Rule:

No Hacking

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP ‘play.nitrogen.zone’ and port 19132.
Can console players join?	Yes, console players can join by adding ‘NitrogenSMP’ to their Friends tab.
Are there any custom items or blocks?	Yes, we offer custom items, blocks, and weapons on our server.
Is hacking allowed on the server?	No, hacking is not allowed. It is against our main rule.
What can I expect from events and competitions?	We regularly host events and competitions with exciting prizes for players to participate in.

VirginGirlFinder Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about finding a girl to date again – because here, we have a whole village of NPC girlfriends just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet! And don’t worry about them being “ran through” like on other servers, these ladies are pure as diamond ore!

But wait, there’s more! We offer a unique passport route where you can travel to different dimensions and meet FOB Asian girls who will blow your mind with their enchanting language skills. Who needs communication when you have love in the air?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most insane dating adventure of your Minecraft life!

”Who’s the SMP Boss?” – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2762
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Love Letters Sent:	10	Villages Defended:	20
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who are constantly watching your every move through hidden cameras placed all over the map. They study your gameplay to cater to your every whim and desire, making sure you have the most epic Minecraft experience possible.

But beware, the llamas are not your average farm animals. They have been genetically modified to possess superhuman intelligence and are rumored to be plotting world domination. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama-led regime?

Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind the llama conspiracy and become a part of the most bizarre Minecraft community out there. Just remember, the llamas are always watching…and they know everything.

Dad’s Loot Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3409

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family inheritance disputes? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky battles.

Need a break from real-life legal drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual empire without any pesky stepmoms trying to claim their share. Plus, who needs a will when you can just mine for diamonds and create your own fortune?

Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last enchanted golden apple. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over shares and estates. So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to victory!

CraftyParkingZone

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Meteorites Collected:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your roommate drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life roommate shenanigans. Join us and leave your financial exploitation behind!

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about someone demanding 80% of your resources. No more tantrums or blaming others for imaginary problems – just pure, unadulterated fun!

And when it comes to parking spaces, we’ve got you covered. No nosy roommates trying to steal your spot here! Our guest parking is reserved for those who actually pay for it, just like in real life (minus the drama).

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your roommate troubles at the door. Who knew virtual blocks could be so much more peaceful than real-life arguments?

CraftyCreeperz2021

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ores Mined:	8254
Mines Excavated:	3592	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144

so like, u know how biden was all like “yo, iran be actin’ sus”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we got all the deets on that drama. join us and uncover the mystery of the iranian attack while building a giant statue of biden riding a llama. trust me, it’s gonna be lit. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond hidden in the spawn area, u’ll unlock special powers like shooting lasers from ur eyes and turning all the creepers into fluffy bunnies. so what r u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our server!

GameMagicCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	471
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

join our epic minecraft server and experience the most INSANE game magic you’ve ever seen! our server is like a glitch in the matrix, bending the laws of physics and reality to create a mind-blowing gaming experience.

imagine riding a pig with a jetpack while shooting laser beams from your eyes at a horde of zombie chickens. or building a castle made entirely of exploding TNT blocks that rain down diamond swords on unsuspecting players.

our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a psychedelic wonderland of chaos and mayhem. join now and embrace the madness! who needs boring old reality when you can dive headfirst into the crazy world of game magic on our server? let the insanity begin!