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Crafted Spirits Land 1.21.2

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2953
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	2354	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest ride of your life! We have so much alcohol in-game that you’ll be stumbling around like a drunken zombie! But hey, at least your social skills will be top-notch, right? Who needs focus and coordination when you can be the life of the party in our server? So come on, join us and experience the bizarre world where alcohol makes you a Minecraft master!

Who’s Dumber? Minecraft Server

Audience, comedian, comedic timing, comedy, comedy routine, Comedy Show, dumb, dumber, Entertainment, entertainment event, entertainment industry, funny, humor, JOKE, LAUGH, Laughter, live performance, Minecraft, Performance, Server, silly, stand up comedy, who’s dumber, Whos

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	58	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and stupidity! Join us if you want to see players trying to ride pigs off cliffs, building houses out of TNT, and getting into epic battles with chickens armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Who’s Dumber?” competition, where players compete in challenges like seeing who can drown themselves the fastest or who can fall into a pit of lava without dying. The winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing because let’s face it, you’re all losers.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as dumb and ridiculous as you are? Come join us and embrace the chaos!

DumbCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, brainless, comparison, debate, dim-witted, DumbCraft, dumber, Foolish, funny, humor, imbecile, intelligence, joking, laughable, Minecraft, moronic, question.., Ridiculous, SENSELESS, Server, silly, Unintelligent, who’s dumber

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the dumb-dumbs out there! Join us and prove that you’re the dumbest of them all by completing ridiculous challenges like building a house out of TNT or trying to ride a pig off a cliff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So come on down to our server and show off your inner dumb-dumb. Who knows, you might just be crowned the King of Dummies!

Raid Lands

1.20.X, 1.9.x, base building, Beta, Chat, Community, Discord, Factions, Friendly, nostalgic, Perks, Protection, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, Survival, teamwork, Terrain, Vanilla, zones

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9301
New Chunks Explored:	363852	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Welcome to Raid Lands, in the server you must protect your base to prevent players from raiding and destroying your base. Our server features nostalgic terrain from older versions of Minecraft which is in many different zones. We also have a friendly community which can help you out and become a team member of your base!

We also feature ranks that players can earn by playing the server for a certain period of time, and the higher ranks having perks such as a different text color in the chat.

Terrain version zones: – Until 616 blocks in any direction: Beta 1.7 terrain – Until 1320 blocks in any direction: 1.6 terrain – Until 2776 blocks in any direction: 1.12 terrain – After 2776 blocks in any direction: Modern terrain

Supported versions: 1.9.x – 1.20.x Server IP: raidlands.org Community Discord: discord.gg/KdSeAD3

raidlands.org

Simply Minecraft SMP

51.81.33.235., clean, Fast, Fresh Wipe, Minecraft, No Rules, PvP, Reliable, Server, Simply Minecraft SMP, smp, Survival, update

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ores Mined:	6127
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

51.81.33.235:25565Fast, Reliable, Clean SMPFRESH WIPE on April 21st 2024This server has no rules.We monitor the server closely and keep it up to date.

51.81.33.235

SolarionSMP – Where adults play Minecraft like kids again! New season, same old shenanigans!

Adults, alignment, application, Community, criteria, Discord, Events, Experience, hermitcraft, integration, Journey, Kids, Minecraft, Motivations, multiplayer, Play, Plugins, Projects, rules, Season, Server, Shenanigans, smp, SolarionSMP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Welcome to Solarion SMP

About Us	We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Solarion, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players.
Server Launch	Season 3 of Solarion SMP will be launched on May 4th after downtime on the server.
Our Vision	We have curated plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the quintessence of Vanilla Minecraft experience.

FAQ

What version of Minecraft does Solarion SMP operate on?

Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4

Is Solarion SMP a whitelisted server?

Yes, Solarion SMP is a whitelisted server

What are some notable plugins on Solarion SMP?

Some of our noteworthy plugins include Drop Heads, SinglePlayerSleep, Armor Stand Tools, DiscordSRV, Coreprotect, Simple VoiceChat, and Axgraves.

How can I join Solarion SMP?

To join Solarion SMP, you need to go through a comprehensive whitelist application process. Familiarize yourself with the server rules, submit an application reflecting your passion for Minecraft, and join the Discord platform for access to the application process.

CraftyAoko vs. Servants LOL

Abilities, Anime, Aoko, battle, Can Aoko beat servants, challenge, Combat, CraftyAoko, Defeat, FANTASY, fate/stay night, Fight, lol, Mage, Magic, Powerful, servants, Skilled, Supernatural, type moon, Victory

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9355	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, Aoko is the ultimate boss battle! That’s right, you can challenge Aoko to a duel and see if you have what it takes to defeat her and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in insane arenas filled with lava, TNT, and even flying pigs! Trust us, you’ve never seen PvP like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on our custom-built dungeons filled with deadly traps, powerful mobs, and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room at the end of each dungeon that contains rare loot and a portal to a whole new dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to conquer Aoko, dominate in PvP, and survive the craziest dungeons in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelCraft: Where even the creepers are professional table makers!

artificial difficulty, atmoic clocks, computational device, congame, CREEPERS, CSS, FAGMAN, fakeprecision, fixed content, frauds exposed, Gekapselte Turing Machines, glyphs, information theory, Knuthian era, Makers, meme hipster faggotry, meta-languages, mutual information, pixelcraft, PROFESSIONAL, SaaS, SEOslop, south america tier abortions, Table, Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar, Zuck

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Runes Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3714
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of boring, rigid Minecraft servers with no excitement or creativity? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos!

Our server is built on insanely autistic fakeprecision, making it the most unique and unpredictable server out there. You’ll never know what to expect next, as our content is constantly changing and evolving in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Forget about the typical Minecraft server experience, where everything is predetermined and fixed. On our server, you’ll encounter the most outrageous and mind-boggling challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that even Zuck himself is focused on owning the Gekapselte Turing Machines and their Type-4 Panuniversal Grammar. You won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Galaxy Mc

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8782	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Welcome to our Galaxy Mc Minecraft community! Dive into a world where creativity knows no bounds and adventures await at every turn. Our public Minecraft server offers a welcoming and inclusive environment for players of all ages and skill levels. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or just looking to make new friends, there’s something for everyone here.

Embark on epic quests, conquer challenging dungeons, or unleash your imagination in our expansive creative mode. With a dedicated team of moderators ensuring a safe and enjoyable experience, you can focus on unleashing your creativity and forging unforgettable memories with fellow players from around the globe.

Join us today and become part of our thriving Minecraft community, where the only limit is your imagination!

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David’s Cloud: The Land of No Squares or Curves, Just Blocks and Fun!

admin team, Amplified World, Banking System, blocks, cloud, commands, Community, Creative Plot World, Cross-Play, curves, Davids, Discord, Event World, Fun, Gaming, Grief Prevention, Interest, Land, market, Merchants, multiple worlds, pay to win, platform restrictions, SECURITY, smp, squares, Survival, Zedmun

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magic Items Found:	7218	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

About Davidscloud:

Davidscloud Minecraft Server Version:	1.7.10
IP for Vanilla (Latest Version):	mc.davidscloud.net
Bedrock Crossplay Port:	19132

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the player protection system on Davidscloud?	Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players.
Are pets protected on Davidscloud?	Yes, pets are protected in the same fashion as player claims.
What quality-of-life features does Davidscloud offer?	Features like the banking system that gives interest for every hour you play, and a Market at the Survival Spawn for purchasing goods.
What worlds are available on Davidscloud?	In addition to the traditional Survival world, there is also a linked Amplified World, with plans for an Event World and a Creative Plot World in the future.
Does Davidscloud support cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions?	Yes, players with Java accounts can now play on the same server as those using the Bedrock version, allowing for cross-platform play.
Where can I find more information about Davidscloud?	Join their Discord server for information on commands, admin support, community rules, and more: https://discord.gg/davidscloud

CubedMC VS Hypixel

Abilities, Community, Economy, Expansion, Exploration, Fun, Help, Mayor, MCMMO, No Griefing, No Resets, No Stealing, Permanent World, player community, PvE, rank up, Resource worlds, rules, Server Guidelines, Staff Team, Survival, Towns, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Hypixel	CubedMC
Large player base	Smaller community
Various minigames and game modes	Primarily PvE server
Premium features available for purchase	No pay-to-win elements
Regular updates and events	No server resets
Active moderators and support staff	Community-driven server

FAQ

Q: Which server has a larger player base?

A: Hypixel is known for its large player base and variety of game modes, while CubedMC has a smaller community focused on a PvE experience.

Q: Are there pay-to-win elements on these servers?

A: Hypixel offers premium features for purchase, while CubedMC prides itself on being free of pay-to-win elements.

Q: Do these servers have regular updates and events?

A: Hypixel is known for its regular updates and events, while CubedMC offers a more permanent gameplay experience with no server resets.

Q: Who moderates these servers?

A: Hypixel has active moderators and support staff to ensure smooth gameplay, while CubedMC is a community-driven server with helpful players and staff.

LibidoCraft: Where Your Minecraft Adventures Are More Exciting Than 3 Weeks of Nofap!

#exciting, Adventures, beautiful girl, bondage, cross dressing, date, degen porn, Dildos, Femininity, fetish development, healthy relationships, libido, LibidoCraft, Masculinity, Minecraft, nofap, overcoming challenges, personal growth, porn stimulus, self improvement, sex, sexual health, sexual stimulation, stimulus, weeks

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	120
New Chunks Explored:	149870	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you’ll never have a dull moment! Our players have gone from cross-dressing and bondage to building epic structures and battling dragons – talk about a glow-up! Join us and leave your weird fetishes in the past, because here, we’re all about embracing femininity and having a blast.

Who needs dildos when you can wield a diamond sword and slay creepers? Say goodbye to your old habits and hello to a whole new world of adventure. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated land of Minecraft. So come on, join us and see if your libido can handle the excitement of our crazy server!

Over the Hillcraft: Where Creepers are the Only Ones Afraid of Aging

Accomplishments.., Achievements, Adulthood, Adventure, afraid, aging, aspirations, bucket list, Challenges, CREEPERS, dreams, goals, Hillcraft, Journey, life experiences, life lessons, milestone birthday, personal growth, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, success, turning 30, wisdom

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	240
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	281
Magic Items Found:	5381	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where age is just a number and quests are never-ending! At the ripe old age of 30, you should have unlocked the “Adulting” achievement, which includes perks like the ability to pay bills on time and the power to resist the urge to nap after a big meal.

Join our server and embark on epic quests such as finding the legendary Fountain of Youth to turn back the clock on your age, or completing the “Midlife Crisis” questline where you must trade in your diamond sword for a minivan.

Don’t worry if you feel like you have nothing and have done nothing in life – on our server, you can start fresh and build a whole new legacy for yourself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and laugh your way to eternal youth (or at least until the next update)!