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YOLOcraft: One Life Only

assbugersthis, autistic, awkward, born BROWN, dumb thug, extroverted, Life, one chance at life, whiteys, worst fate, yolocraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Potions Brewed:	176	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4700
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! But don’t worry, we’ve got some wild perks to make up for it. Picture this: you spawn in as a character born BROWN with assbugersthis. Yep, you read that right. But hey, at least you’re not stuck with the boring old whiteys, right? Those guys are expected to be awkward and autistic, but us browns? We’re expected to be extroverted dumb thugs.

Join our server for a chance to embrace your inner thug and show off your unique brown swagger. Who needs normal when you can stand out from the crowd with our one-of-a-kind character traits? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world. So why wait? Join now and let your brown flag fly high!

FartCraft: Where Creepers Let it Rip!

controversy, Corruption, Court, crapping his pants, CREEPERS, current events, donald trump, FartCraft, humor, Impeachment, Justice, Legal System, News, Politics, Presidency, public figure, RIP, Rude, satire, scandal, trial, trial proceedings, UNO FARTO

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even the President is crapping his pants in court over it! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even the most powerful man in the world can’t handle it.

Join us now for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, epic battles, and unbelievable surprises. Who knows, you might even run into Trump himself trying to escape the madness of our server!

Don’t miss out on the fun. Join our server today and see for yourself why everyone is talking about it. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FateCraft – Where Creeper meets Saber

Campaign, collaboration event, creeper, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, FateCraft, FGO, Future Quartz, Learning with Manga, Mats/Summoning Info, meets, Mississippi Mythicizers, Mythological Theater, News, pre-release, Rateups, Raw Database, Saber, Servant Info, summon, Super Bunyan

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can embark on mythical adventures like no other! Join us for a chance to explore the Serial Mythological Theater, Mississippi Mythicizers collaboration event – it’s like stepping into a fantasy world!

We’ve got Super Bunyan Pickup Summon where you can summon the most legendary characters to aid you in your quests. Don’t miss out on the Pre-Release Campaign where you can get exclusive rewards and gear up for the ultimate battle!

Our server is equipped with Servant Material Lookup tools, Servant Planner for all your strategic needs, and even a Coin Calculator to keep track of your riches. Plus, we’ve got a Damage Calculator to help you crush your enemies with precision!

Join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Dive into the world of FGO events, check out the Drop Rates, and plan your future Quartz acquisitions like a pro. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and start your adventure today!

SundayFundayCraft

death, Dirt, Earth, favorite passages, fear, Friend, grains, Heaven, Hide, kingdom of Ch’i, Light, Moon, old man, philosophical texts, Religion, Safe, Secure, SKY, Sun, Sunday, SundayFundayCraft, Vapor, worry

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server, where even the ancient texts are telling you to join!

Picture this: you’re chilling in the kingdom of Ch’i, living your best blocky life, when suddenly an old man starts freaking out about the sky falling and the earth breaking up. Classic Minecraft paranoia, am I right?

But fear not, because on our server, we’ve got friends who will reason with you like never before. They’ll be like, “Bro, the sky is just vapor, we’re all good.” And you’ll be like, “Oh snap, I never thought of it like that!”

And then they’ll drop some knowledge bombs about the sun and moon being made of vapor too. Mind. Blown. Who knew Minecraft could be so philosophical?

So if you want to feel secure and safe like that old man in Ch’i, join our server and let us help you get rid of all those needless worries. Plus, we’ve got dirt. Lots and lots of dirt. And we all know, dirt is everything in Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the vapor-filled fun, join our server today and let’s reason together!

CraftyKawaiiLand

Akane-banashi, Asian legends, CraftyKawaiiLand, creepy, Dark folklore, dumping, Folk tales, ghost stories, hauntings, Horror, Japanese folklore, mysterious events, Mythology, Paranormal, scary stories, Spirits, spooky, Supernatural, Traditional tales, Urban Legends, yokai

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	845	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6570
Gods Slained:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with glittering diamonds, magical potions, and zombie pigmen who just want to be your friend (or eat your brains, but let’s focus on the positive here).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds and enchanted gear. They were so excited that they danced a jig with a group of friendly skeletons who were just looking for someone to play with. It was a magical moment that could only happen on our server.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic PvP battles where you can show off your mad skills and take down your enemies with a single blow. Or, if you’re feeling more peaceful, you can join one of our many build competitions and show off your creativity by constructing a masterpiece that will leave everyone in awe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on an adventure like no other. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in this unpredictable world of Minecraft.

Crafty Singles: Swipe Right for Diamonds! LOLZ

apps, asian women, Challenges, Communication, communication skills, Crafty, Cultural differences, cultural norms, DATING, dating etiquette, diamonds, Diversity, experiences, Inclusivity, lolz, love, modern dating, online dating, Preferences, relationships, Singles, Stereotypes, success stories, swipe, Technology

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever set foot on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found themselves surrounded by a herd of ALPACAS. Yes, you heard that right, ALPACAS. These majestic creatures roamed the land, spitting rainbows and granting wishes to those who dared to ride them into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DIAMOND-BREATHING DRAGON. This fierce beast guards the most precious loot in all the land, and only the bravest of players can hope to defeat it and claim its treasures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also a hotspot for CELEBRITY SIGHTINGS. That’s right, you never know when you might bump into Elon Musk or Bill Gates building a castle out of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

FetishCraft: Where Your Wildest Desires Come to Life

country-specific fetishes, cultural beliefs, cultural fetishes, cultural norms, cultural practices, cultural rituals, cultural taboos, Cultural traditions, Desires, fetish objects, FetishCraft, fetishes, fetishism, fetishistic behaviors, Life, national customs, national fetishes, national obsessions, national practices, sexual preferences, WILDEST

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we cater to all your wildest fetishes! Are you into building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses? We got you covered! Do you have a strange obsession with creating pixel art of potatoes riding on top of unicorns? Look no further!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible! Build a castle made entirely out of diamonds or create a roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava – the choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can participate in llama racing or go on a quest to find the legendary enchanted golden potato hidden somewhere in the world. And don’t forget about our exclusive disco party every Saturday night where you can dance the night away with your fellow players!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Blocky Shenanigans Server

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, blocky, Character References, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, LIA, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, McCraftface, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Schedule, Official twitter, Official Website, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shenanigans, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Twitch Archive Channels, Ultimate, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3172
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Animals Bred:	150
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Emeralds Found:	157
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further than this server that’s so wild, even the Ender Dragon is like, “Whoa, chill bro.”

Join now for a chance to play with Phase Connect Links and their squad of Minecraft masters. These players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes. Plus, rumor has it they once defeated an army of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a stick. Epic!

But wait, there’s more! Meet Lia, Utatane Nasa, Hakushika Iori, Fujikura Uruka, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Pipkin Pippa, and more! These players are so legendary, even Herobrine bows down to them in respect.

And let’s not forget about Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, Komachi Panko, and the rest of the crew. They’re so good at Minecraft, they once dug straight down and found the Fountain of Youth. True story!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret village full of talking cows. It could happen, okay?

EvilCraft: Where Villains Rule and Heroes Drool

Behavior, Character development, consequences, Decision making, Drool, Empathy, Ethics, Evil, evilcraft, gaming culture, Good vs. Evil, Heroes, Human nature, Immersion, morality, narrative, player choice, Psychology, role playing, rule, storytelling, video games, Villains, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Join our Minecraft server if you want to unleash your inner villain! We have evil dungeons filled with creepy monsters waiting for you to conquer. But beware, our boss mobs are so tough, they once made a player cry actual tears.

Not convinced yet? Well, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that it once defeated a whole army of players single-handedly. And if you manage to defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also known for its treasure hunts that lead to hidden diamond mines and enchanted loot. Rumor has it that one player found a magic pickaxe that could mine entire mountains in one swing.

So why won’t people be evil in videogames? Because on our server, being evil is not just allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us now and become the most feared player in the Minecraft universe.

Crafty Ukraine Adventures: Digging for Diamonds

60 billion, Adventures, aid, borders, budget support, Crafty, demining, diamonds, Digging, Economy, ENERGY, European Command, Food, foreign weapons purchases, intelligence sharing, Military, non-military, nuclear safety, pentagon, production, regional partners, Terrorism, Training, Transport, Ukraine, USAI program, weapons

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	802
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a whopping $9.65 billion in non-military aid! That’s right, we’re here to support your budget with $7.85 billion in direct budget support. But wait, there’s more!

We’ve also got $1.58 billion earmarked to help Ukraine’s economy, focusing on transport and energy. Need some food and nuclear safety? No problem, we’ve set aside $0.22 billion just for that!

Now, let’s talk military aid. We’ve got a jaw-dropping $50.43 billion ready to go. From orders for weapons production to intelligence sharing and strengthening European Command, we’ve got it all covered. Plus, we’re throwing in $1.6 billion for weapons for Ukraine and “other regional partners” outside the US.

But that’s not all! We’re also giving $400 million to help Kiev protect its borders, demine, and fight terrorism in Ukraine and neighboring countries. With an average of $0.7 billion per month in 2024/2025, you won’t find a Minecraft server like ours anywhere else!

So come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together with our insane amounts of aid and support. Who knew Minecraft could be so epic?

Thigh Highs & Creeper Guys – Minecraft Server

age, body positivity, clothing, Confidence, creeper, cringe, empowerment, fashion, fashion trends, Gender norms, guys, highs, Individuality, Minecraft, personal style, Self-expression, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style, taboo, Thigh, thigh highs, Women, womens fashion

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	8412
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3911	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the thigh-high fashionistas out there!

Join us if you want to build your dream world while rocking the trendiest thigh highs in town. Who says you have to be a certain age to wear them? On our server, age is just a number and style knows no bounds.

Plus, rumor has it that on our server, male anons actually LOVE seeing players in thigh highs. So, if you want to impress those mysterious anons, this is the place to be.

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most fashionable Minecraft server around. Join us now and strut your stuff in style!