dumb thug Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

YOLOcraft: One Life Only

assbugersthis, autistic, awkward, born BROWN, dumb thug, extroverted, Life, one chance at life, whiteys, worst fate, yolocraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Towns Built:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! But don’t worry, we’ve got some wild perks to make up for it. Picture this: you spawn in as a character born BROWN with assbugersthis. Yep, you read that right. But hey, at least you’re not stuck with the boring old whiteys, right? Those guys are expected to be awkward and autistic, but us browns? We’re expected to be extroverted dumb thugs.

Join our server for a chance to embrace your inner thug and show off your unique brown swagger. Who needs normal when you can stand out from the crowd with our one-of-a-kind character traits? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world. So why wait? Join now and let your brown flag fly high!

CashCraft: Fired & Hired!

awkward situation, Cash, cash payment, cash transactions, cash usage, CashCraft, cashiers, employment, FIRED, getting someone fired, grocery store, hired, living expenses, making a living, math skills, mistake, parent’s town, small change, small town, tap to pay, Young employees, young people

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	New Chunks Explored:	797895
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where even the cashiers are getting fired for not being able to handle simple math!

Join us for a wild ride where giving the wrong change could lead to unexpected consequences. Who knows, you might even end up getting someone fired just by trying to pay for your groceries!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of uncertainty and guilt while playing on our server. And remember, always double-check your change, you never know what could happen!

ClassClownCraze Minecraft Server

adolescent behavior, attention seeking, Boundaries, class clown, ClassClownCraze, comedy, consequences, disciplinary actions, disruptive, humor, humor gone wrong, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, Mischievous, peer pressure, Practical Jokes, pranks, School, school rules, Server, social dynamics, Students, teachers

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by the ultimate class clown who has definitely gone too far! Join us for a wild ride of pranks, shenanigans, and chaos that will have you laughing until you cry.

Our server is filled with insane challenges like building a roller coaster that launches players into the sky, creating a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses, and participating in epic dance parties that never seem to end. But be warned, our class clown admin loves to pull hilarious pranks on unsuspecting players, so watch your back!

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing non-stop, then come join us! Who knows what crazy antics the class clown will come up with next. Just be prepared for the unexpected and get ready to have the time of your life!

SmileCraft: Guaranteed Happiness

adorable, beam, Brighten your day, cheerful, Chuckle, CONTENT, cute, delighted, Feel-Good, funny, Giggle, Grin, GUARANTEED, Happiness, Happy, Heartwarming, humor, joy, Laughter, positivity, smilecraft, Uplifting

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459
Dragon Eggs Found:	1678	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Emeralds Found:	8463	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy kitten? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you smile so hard, your face might actually break!

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, and a secret underground disco party with creepers busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and offers quests that will have you laughing so hard, you might accidentally pee your pants (don’t worry, we provide virtual diapers).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a hilariously epic adventure that will have you grinning from ear to ear faster than you can say “creeper, aw man!”

PreggoPixelPrison

Abuse, Court, crime, education, illegal, Imprisonment, inappropriate, Jail, misconduct, PreggoPixelPrison, Pregnancy, punishment, scandal, scandalous, schoolboys, sex, statutory rape, STUDENT, Teacher, uk, underage

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the teacher got preggers by a student? like, what even is that?! join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server where anything can happen! maybe you’ll even find a pregnant teacher roaming around, who knows! come join the madness and see what all the hype is about! trust me, you won’t regret it! 🤪🤣🤯

REMdisruptMC

brain activity, brain connectivity, brain function, brain health, brain plasticity, brain waves, cognitive function, default mode network, DMN, dynamic reorganization, Insufficient REM sleep, mental health, neural connectivity, neurological disorders, REM cycle, REMdisruptMC, resting-state functional brain networks, sleep deprivation, sleep disruption, sleep patterns, thalamus function

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Potions Brewed:	53	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

u know wat u need when u cant sleep? u need to join this epic minecraft server! it will make ur brain go brrrrr and fix all ur sleep problems. our server is like a magical potion for ur brain, it will reorganize all ur brain networks and make u feel like a genius. forget counting sheep, just join our server and let ur brain do the rest. plus, ur thalamus will be so happy, it will throw a party in ur head. so come on, join us and let the brain games begin!

Revolting SMP [Semi-Banana]

Adventure, Anti Pay-to-Win, bedrock edition, Community, Computer, console, Custom Enchants, Economy, Grief Prevention, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, mobile, multiplayer, PC, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, revolting, SemiBanana, Servers, smp, Updates

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5424	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	123
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Revolution SMP Overview

Features	Custom Enchants, Grief Prevention, Anti Pay-to-Win, Jobs, Player Shops, Quests, And A Lot More
Why Choose Us?	Community Focused, Friendly Environment, Constant Updates, Balanced Economy, 24/7 Uptime

How To Join – Java Edition

Launch Minecraft
Click “Multiplayer”
Click “Add Server”
Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com
Click “Done” and join the server

How To Join – Bedrock Edition

In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab
Click “Add Friend”
Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive)
Click “Add Friend”
After a few seconds, you will see Revolutions SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Revolution SMP a pay-to-win server?	No, Revolution SMP has an anti pay-to-win policy where skill and strategy are rewarded.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, players can build and explore with peace of mind as there is Grief Prevention in place to protect creations.
How can I earn rewards on the server?	Players can take on various jobs and tasks within the server to earn rewards.
Are there custom enchantments available on Revolution SMP?	Yes, players can discover unique enchantments that enhance their gameplay experience.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, AnonCraft, casual conversation, Chatting, digital communication, digital interaction, friendly exchange, greetings, hi, informal communication, internet slang, messaging app, Minecraft, online chat, online conversation, Server, small talk, Social Interaction, social media, text messaging, virtual communication, watcha doin, what are you doing

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Potions Brewed:	158	Villages Defended:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9287	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. Just remember, anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

EvilCraft Minecraft Server

Antagonist, Character development, Cliche, Conflict, counterpart, Evil, evilcraft, Foreshadowing, Good vs. Evil, happen, Minecraft, narrative, plot twist, Powerful, predictable, Rivalry, Server, storytelling, Stronger, trope, unexpected, Villain, why

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ores Mined:	1743
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	7476
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Join our Minecraft server where the evil counterpart is not only stronger, but also has a killer dance move that will make you question your life choices. Don’t worry, we have a secret weapon up our sleeves – a pack of flying pigs armed with laser beams. Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this epic battle for dominance. Plus, rumor has it that the evil counterpart’s secret weakness is a love for disco music, so bring your best disco playlist and let’s boogie our way to victory!

SisFree4thParty Minecraft Server

4th of july, Achievements, age gap, aita, BIRTHDAYS, celebration, Competition, dynamics, family, Food, gatherings, holidays, housewarming party, Jealousy, Minecraft, new home, parents, relationships, Server, SisFree4thParty, sister, speculations, Waste

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home without any unwanted family drama. No more awkward holiday gatherings or passive-aggressive comments from jealous siblings here!

We promise you won’t find any no-shows or last-minute cancellations on our server. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness with a community that’s always ready to party!

So why wait? Join now and leave the family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free paradise on our server!

VacayVeto: AITA?

aita, attachment issues, emotional manipulation, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family manager, family pressure, family responsibilities, family vacation, financial responsibilities, mother-daughter relationship, personal boundaries, personal time, raising siblings, self-employment, sibling relationships, single mother, Stress Management, vacation planning, VacayVeto, work-life balance

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of being the family manager and second mother to your siblings? Do you want to escape the constant demands of your single mother who relies on you for everything? Then join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind!

On our server, you can finally focus on yourself and your own needs without anyone constantly calling you or expecting you to drop everything for them. No more family vacations to plan or siblings to take care of – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Escape the drama and stress of your family life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle or mining for diamonds. Join now and say goodbye to being the family manager – it’s time to put yourself first for once!