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Trunks + Goten + Gotenks Sucks Minecraft SMP

Buu Saga, dumb shit, Emotional Hardship, Experience, Fusion, Future Trunks, Gohan, goku, goten, Gotenks, INTENSE, Minecraft, Peak Levels, Saiyan, smp, Strongest version, SUCKS, Super Saiyan, Tacked On, Training, trunks, Vegeta, Weakest Saga

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can experience intense emotional hardship just like Goku, Vegeta, Gohan, and even Future Trunks did in Dragon Ball Z!

But wait, there’s more! Trunks and Goten can go Super Saiyan straight out of the womb, because why not? And when they fuse, they become the ultimate Super Saiyan powerhouse! It’s like the Buu Saga, but even more ridiculous!

So come join us on our server where you can train your body to peak levels and attain Super Saiyan status, all while having a blast with fellow Minecraft players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock your own hidden powers and become the strongest warrior in the land. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Voice In My Head Craft

auditory, Communication, Craft, head, Hear, Imitation, IMPOSSIBLE, mimic, mimicry, Perception, replicate, Resonance, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, self-perception, Sound, Speech, Unique, vocal, vocal cords, VOICE

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

so, like, you know how you sound in your head, like totally different from how you sound on a recording? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, you can totally be whoever you want to be, even if it’s not what you hear in your own head! join us for a wild ride of self-discovery and confusion as you try to figure out who the heck you really are in this wacky virtual world. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s get weird together!

Hungry Brain Goop Obese

Brain, brain cells, brain function, Brain goop, brain health, brain science, cellular mechanisms, cellular structure, defective cellular scaffolding, Goop, hunger cells, hunger control, hunger management, hunger neurons, hunger regulation, hunger signals, Hungry, metabolic disease, neuroscience, obese, obesity, Obesity epidemic, obesity prevention, obesity research.

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
New Chunks Explored:	318447	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without getting fat! It’s all because of this crazy brain goop that traps hunger neurons and makes you never feel full. It’s like a cheat code for staying skinny in Minecraft!

Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!

Your Crafts

building, Communication, Community, convenience, Discord, Economy, Experience, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, Good Vibes, Growing, linked, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mods, Pure, Roleplay, Safe, Server, Updates, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Looking for a pure vanilla experience with a touch of convenience? Our fresh server is the perfect place for players who enjoy the classic Minecraft feel but appreciate a few quality of life mods to make things easier and more fun!

What we offer: – A welcoming, growing community – True vanilla gameplay with just the right amount of helpful mods – Discord integration for smooth communication and updates

Important: To keep our community connected and ensure a great experience, all players must be linked to our Discord before joining. This helps us keep the server fun, safe, and filled with good vibes!

Whether you’re into exploring, building, or just kicking back and enjoying the Minecraft world—we’d love to have you!

Join us today and be part of something new!

mc.yourcrafts.us

Crafty Blue Archive Minecraft Server

action RPG, anime style, Archive, Blue, blue archive, Character customization, collectible game, Crafty, Cute Characters, free to play, Gacha game, husbandos, In-game Events, Japanese Game, Minecraft, mobile game, Mobile Gaming, mobile gaming community, multiplayer, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, strategy game, waifus

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	4131	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Buildings Constructed:	28	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He may try to spook you, but don’t worry, he’s just looking for a buddy to build a sandcastle with.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Trust us, they’ve got some killer moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some serious rhythm!

The Clumsy Detective Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, clumsy, coping with loss, detective, Emotional healing, emotional lyrics, emotional recovery, emotional turmoil, finding closure, healing, Heartache, heartache songs, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, letting go, Love Lost, love lost songs, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, sad love songs, smp

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Emeralds Found:	1211
Crops Grown:	9107	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of being left crying in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join our SMP and leave those tears behind! We have a community where emotions run wild and people stare at you like you’re a rare diamond block. But fear not, there’s no real place for you to hide because we welcome all players with open arms (unless they’re caught in the arms of another player, then it’s game over).

We’ve got insane stories that will make you question reality, like the time someone built a giant diamond chicken that laid golden eggs. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred creepers in their house and had to rebuild from scratch. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac.

So why wait? Join us and experience the pain of being caught in the arms of another player, the heartbreak of finding out about secret alliances, and the thrill of surviving in a world where anything can happen. Don’t be fooled by other SMPs, come to ours and let the pain stay the same as you navigate through the craziness of virtual life. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Babysitting, brother, cafe, Conversation, culture, Dinner, family, Friend, Friends, Girlfriend, ice cream, Kids, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowed, parents, Pool, resort, Server, Siblings, vacation

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	68	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family vacation with entitled parents and unruly kids? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of entitlement, ridiculous requests, and passive-aggressive comments.

Just like the vacation nanny who had to deal with demanding parents, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos of entitled players who think they deserve special treatment. But fear not, because just like the vacation nanny stood her ground, you can stand up to these entitled players and say “Sorry, I can’t watch your kid tonight.”

And just like the vacation nanny got paid for her troubles, you too can reap the rewards of joining our server. Who needs a vacation when you can experience the same level of drama and absurdity right from the comfort of your own home? Join now and get ready for a vacation you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget)!

WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

aita, BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, Deception, Divorce, divorce papers, emotional affair, Honesty, Infidelity, Leaving Home, long term relationship, marriage problems, moral dilemma, moving out, reconciliation, relationship advice, Significant Other, trust issues, wife lied, WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Votes:	5166	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex drama following you around!

Join us and leave all your relationship woes behind, just like our player who found love in the virtual world after being handed divorce papers. Who needs a significant other when you have a blocky paradise to explore?

Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and create new memories, without any exes lurking around the corner. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – after all, who needs love when you have diamonds to mine?

SoberCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, non-drinker, non-smoker, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, smp, SoberCraft, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2220	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds and mines all day? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for people who don’t drink and smoke to let loose and have some fun!

When you’re feeling down, instead of reaching for a bottle or a joint, come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got crazy challenges, wacky events, and even a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to have a good time.

So if you’re looking for a place to escape from the pressures of the real world and just let loose with a bunch of like-minded players, then come join us on our server. Who needs alcohol and cigarettes when you’ve got diamond swords and creepers to blow up? Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail

2year, Accountability, border security, debate, democrats, Fail, Government, House, immigration, immigration reform, inaction, leadership, legislative gridlock, partisanship, policy, political strategy, Politics, Presidency, REFORM, Senate, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Votes:	3339
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Tired of boring politics? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to have more action than Trump did on immigration during his presidency! We’ve got a White House, a House, and a Senate all ready for you to take charge and make some real changes. Plus, our community is full of Democrats who are ready to debate and discuss all things politics while building epic structures and battling mobs. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

LebCraft BoomTime

BoomTime, LebCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Star Shards Collected:	217
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Crops Grown:	1105
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with infinite chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves and loves to challenge players to a game of musical minecarts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!