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CollegeDummiesMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept players who failed out of college because they were too busy building epic structures in Minecraft!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, ridiculous pranks, and the occasional llama parade. Who needs a degree when you can be the master of redstone contraptions and creeper explosions?

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner goofball and join a community of misfits and Minecraft enthusiasts, come join us on our server! Just remember, no book smarts allowed – only block smarts!

GreekCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, ancient greece, greek architecture, greek art, greek civilization, greek culture, greek customs, greek dance, greek food, Greek heritage, greek history, greek language, greek literature, Greek music, greek mythology, greek philosophy, greek religion, greek traditions, GreekCraft, Minecraft, post, Server, Video

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world – will you join them or stop their evil plans?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself! Are you brave enough to embark on this epic quest?

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing cows – they’re known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamonds!

GrandparentGaloreMC

Affection, appreciation, children, controversy, disabled, family, grandchildren, GrandparentGaloreMC, Grandparents, Honoring, inspiration, love, mother figure, Naming, parenting, rejection, relationships, Respect, stepmother, tradition

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8321
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor family drama with our unique naming system! Join us and meet players like Summer, Robin, Luca, Phoenix, and our newest member inspired by grandmas with controversial names.

Experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where stepmothers demand name recognition and disabled siblings add an extra layer of complexity. Will you be the hero who brings peace to this virtual family feud? Or will you stir up even more drama?

Come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable naming choices, and unexpected twists. It’s like a soap opera, but in block form! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LordRetirement Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz we got HOUSE OF LORDS in da game, but get dis, dey gotta retire at age 80! like, imagine all dem oldies tryna mine and build, it’s gonna be a riot! plus, we got special quests where u gotta help dem find their dentures and walkers, it’s a hoot! come join da fun and see if u can survive da retirement home madness!

LipidCraftLiverRx

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You join our server and suddenly you’re in this magical land where all your wildest dreams come true. Like, seriously, you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. And get this, there’s a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out and dance to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has this super rare drug called pemafibrate that can make your character super strong and powerful. Like, you’ll be able to defeat any boss with just one hit and never have to worry about losing a battle again. Plus, it’s also a cure for liver disease, so you’ll be the healthiest player on the server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Realms of Awesomeness: Seeking Cool Peeps for Epic Adventures! No zombies allowed!

Adventures, Allowed, awesomeness, Cool, Epic, Peeps, Realms, seeking, SMP Multiplayer Survival Building Community Mature Chill Friendly Teamwork Adventure Exploration Fun Creative Active Modded Quests Events Economy Roleplay Minigames, Vanilla, zombies

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Emeralds Found:	6511
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/franken-frans-minecraft-smp-madness/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview and FAQ

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
To keep it somewhat short me and some friends started a Minecraft survival world and we’ve been playing for about a week. We’re looking to add a few more people, preferably 21+ who can joke around while maintaining civility. Absolutely no griefing allowed.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join?	We prefer players who are 21+.
Are players allowed to joke around?	Yes, as long as it remains civil and respectful.
What is the rule on griefing?	Absolutely no griefing allowed. Offenders will be kicked and the world will be reverted.
What kind of players are you looking for?	We are looking for like-minded individuals who enjoy building and creating memories in the survival world.

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, BagCraft, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, Joint Firing Drill, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, News, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Server, ShiroKuro, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Urban

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for epic battles, insane events, and wacky content that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Picture this: you’re in a Minecraft world where the mobs are wearing swimsuits and the only way to defeat them is by using yellow damage. Sounds ridiculous, right? Well, that’s just a taste of what our server has to offer. We’ve got joint firing drills, total assaults, and limit break assaults that will test your skills like never before.

But wait, there’s more! How about a Grand Assault featuring ShiroKuro in an urban setting with torment and light armor? Or maybe you’d prefer to balance Schale’s books with the General Student Council in a mind-bending event that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

OrcCraft – The Random Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Towns Built:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our Toe Eating Edition server is here to shake things up!

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have, where the only way to survive is by eating toes! That’s right, forget about farming and crafting, on our server you’ll be hunting down other players to feast on their delicious toes for sustenance.

But that’s not all! We have special events like Toe Eating Tournaments where players compete to see who can eat the most toes in a set amount of time. The winner gets a special prize, like a diamond toe ring or a golden toenail clipper.

If you’re looking for a server that’s truly out of this world, come join us on Toe Eating Edition! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a strong stomach, because things are about to get toe-tally crazy!

SurgeryCraft: In-Laws Edition

Edition, emergency c section, Family Support, fractured ankle, healing, inlaws, mental health, newborn, newborn care, numb, parents’ house, postpartum, Pregnancy, Recovery, Support, surgery, SurgeryCraft, Sympathy, tough days, tough it out, tough love, tough situation, traumatic delivery

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3314
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of having to cater to your whiny husband with a fractured ankle while also taking care of a newborn baby? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to deal with any of that nonsense!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any interruptions, mine for diamonds without anyone complaining about their ankle, and explore vast landscapes without worrying about anyone else’s needs.

Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to take care of is your virtual pet wolf. Join now and say goodbye to the chaos of real life – because let’s face it, you deserve a break from all that madness!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Zombie Dances:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Ores Mined:	9243	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Votes:	9343	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

When your significant other starts building secret underground bases in Minecraft and refuses to let you in because they’re “protecting rare diamonds” that don’t actually exist in the game. Join our server and escape the drama by building your own secret bases and hiding from your virtual partner who may or may not be plotting against you! Who needs real relationships when you can have virtual drama and endless possibilities for betrayal? Join now and start crafting your own soap opera-worthy storylines!

KyivCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, deep strikes, defense strategy, diplomatic negotiations, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, military intervention, military tactics, Minecraft, nato, political tension, restrictions, russia, Server, southern Ukraine, territorial dispute, Ukraine, US, Zelensky

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we push russia out of southern ukraine every day!!! with the power of deep strikes and no restrictions, we will dominate the virtual battlefield like never before! zelensky himself will guide you through the chaos, leading our army to victory against all odds. join now and be a part of history in the making! who needs politics when you have minecraft?!