dumb monkeys – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Back On Society And Humanity Minecraft SMP

best video games, dumb monkeys, hate human scum, hobby, Holy Bible, Humanity, incel, Minecraft, offline gaming, self improvement, Skyrim, Skyrim community, skyrim exploration, skyrim gameplay, skyrim mods, skyrim quests, Skyrim roleplaying, smp, society, team games, treacherous online games, try harder, turning back on humanity, turning back on society

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.

Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.

And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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RiverFlagDrama

American Flag, American Legion, boat safety, community harmony., Disrespect, flag code, flag etiquette, flag in river, jurisdictional issues, natural wildlife, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, police involvement, property boundaries, river rocks, river view, RiverFlagDrama, riverfront property, shared space, VFW

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any American flags randomly placed in the middle of the river! Unlike some neighbors who think they own the river and can do whatever they want with it, we believe in respecting shared public spaces.

Join us on this server and never worry about having to deal with a flag controversy while you’re trying to build your dream Minecraft world. Our community is flag-free and full of friendly players who just want to have a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come on over and leave the flag wars behind! Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only thing you’ll find in the river is a school of friendly fish and maybe a hidden treasure chest or two. Don’t let a rogue flag ruin your Minecraft experience – join us today!

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BoomerCraft: What We Forgot in Our 20s

20s, 30s, 40s, 50s, Adulthood, BoomerCraft, career development, Decision making, Financial Stability, Forgot, future planning, goal-setting, health and wellness, investing in oneself, learning from mistakes, life lessons, mental health awareness, personal growth, relationships, self-care, Time management, work-life balance

Are you tired of being surrounded by a bunch of young whippersnappers on Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for the seasoned players in their 30s, 40s, and 50s! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player on our server who was in their 50s. They had been playing Minecraft since before it was cool (yeah, we’re talking alpha days). One day, they stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine that no one else had discovered. They became the richest player on the server and built a mansion made entirely out of diamonds. Legend has it, they still roam the server to this day, showing off their blinged-out crib to anyone who dares to challenge them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players in their 40s facing off in a duel to the death, armed with nothing but wooden swords and a lifetime of gaming experience. It’s like watching a medieval showdown, but with more references to 80s pop culture.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs youngsters when you have a community of seasoned pros who know all the secrets of the blocky world? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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LifeOnMC

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Survival Multiplayer Vanilla Java Edition Bedrock Edition Anti-Cheat Friendly No Pay-to-Win Teleport Rules Fairness Hackers Commands Discord Store Website SMP Survival Multiplayer No Port Version 1.21, Vanilla

Welcome to LifeOnMC, our brand new and awesome SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server!

We pride ourselves on being a friendly, true no pay-to-win server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. While we aim to keep the gameplay close to vanilla, we know that pure vanilla can get boring and tricky on a multiplayer server. That’s why we’ve added a few handy commands to make your experience even better! Everyone gets one /Sethome teleport location, the ability to teleport to other players, and a /BackOnDeath command.

We have clear rules and treat everyone fairly, no matter who they are. Plus, we’ve got a solid anti-cheat system to keep hackers at bay on both Java and Bedrock editions.

Version: 1.21

Website: https://LifeOnMC.com Discord: https://LifeOnMC.com/discord Store: https://LifeOnMC.com/store Java IP: play.LifeOnMC.com : No Port Bedrock IP: play.LifeOnMC.com : 25592

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Pascua Isles Junior High School

Community, Cross-Play, Discord, discord community, discord server, Economy, Epic, Experience, Fun, Gaming, invite, Join, junior high school, Minecraft, multiplayer, Pascua Isles, Pascua Isles SMP, Server, smp, smp server, Survival, Ultimate, Vanilla

Welcome to the Ultimate Minecraft Experience!

Join Our Epic Minecraft Server & Discord Community!

Server Name: Pascua Isles SMP

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/q4JEqxtrCP

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SantaMonicaCrafts Minecraft Server

3rd person action game, COMEBACK, Competition, Console Wars, creative talent, game design, game development, game development studios, Gaming Community, Gaming news, god of war, industry trends, microsoft, Minecraft, SantaMonicaCrafts, Server, sony santa monica, sony studios, talent acquisition, talent migration, talent poaching, Video Game (Industry), Xbox

Join our Minecraft server because our staff includes former employees from Sony Santa Monica and Xbox, who are now working together to create the ultimate 3rd person action game within the game! We’ve got the inside scoop on all the latest gaming industry drama and are ready to spill the tea while you build your virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that Microsoft is planning a big comeback and we’re at the forefront of it all. So come join us for a wild ride of gaming shenanigans and epic adventures!

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SnowyPixel Minecraft SMP

cultural heritage, ethnicity, Identity, Minecraft, Race, racial ambiguity, racial background, racial classification, racial confusion, racial identity, racial identity crisis, racial labels, racial perception, racial questioning, racial self-identification, racial stereotypes, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-identity, smp, SnowyPixel, societal norms

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Castle-in-5-Minutes” competition where the winner gets a pet dragon!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamonds Everywhere” biome where the ground is literally paved with diamonds!

So come on down and join us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

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BlockyHub: No AFK Workdays

Afk, anger, Benefits, bills, BlockyHub, BPD, Carpenter, Communication, Frustration, hard labor, Housewife, Job, Marriage, mental health, misunderstanding, MONEY, Paycheck, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, Support, work, Workdays

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or taxes going up. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild, whether you’re a master builder or just starting out.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on epic quests, battle fearsome monsters, and uncover hidden treasures. Who needs a job when you can be a warrior in a virtual world?

Join now and leave your real-life problems behind. Who knows, you might even find a new sense of purpose in our pixelated paradise. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let the madness begin!

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PixelPotionCraft

ai, Artificial Intelligence, BIZARRE, Curious, eXtraordinary, innovation, machine learning, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, PixelPotionCraft, quirky, strange, Surprising, Technology, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

Have you ever seen AI create a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena? Well, buckle up buttercup because that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Our AI is so advanced, it’s like having a mischievous genie granting all your Minecraft wishes. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Consider it baked. Join our server for a wild ride filled with AI shenanigans that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

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KurskCraft Minecraft Server

border, Conflict, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, evacuates, evacuation, FLEEING, Government, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Minecraft, people, Refugees, russia, Russian-occupied areas, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the wildest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats come prancing by, followed by a gang of chickens riding on the backs of pigs! And that’s not even the craziest part – our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russia is evacuating people to come play on it! That’s right, they’re leaving Kursk Oblast behind just to join in on the fun. Who needs real life when you can have a blast on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic, outrageous, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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VenezuelaCraft2020

Asylum, authoritarian regime, controversy, Dictatorship, election, escape plan, fear, flee, hypothetical scenario, international relations, Politics, potential outcome, president, refuge, safer place, south america, speculation, trump, united states, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020

come join our minecraft server where we have trump building a giant wall around spawn to keep out the creepers and zombies! if he loses the election, he’ll flee to venezuela where he thinks it’s a far safer place… but little does he know, our server is the safest place to be! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by herobrine himself. join us for the craziest minecraft experience you’ll ever have! trust us, you won’t regret it!

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