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INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8514
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	New Chunks Explored:	727201
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Towns Built:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Emeralds Found:	1808
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are Less Offensive Than Your Chat

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you closeted racists out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.

Blocky Brits

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).

Crafty Dreams: ‘yume 2kki’ Edition

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Emeralds Found:	5906	Animals Bred:	150
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!

Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.

But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.

So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?

Lava Lamps and Creepers: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Love Letters Sent:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a bishop got stabbed in a Sydney church (seriously, Google it).

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes down here. From epic battles with giant spiders to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!

Blocky Brawlers: ‘/sfg/ – Street Fighter General’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	43	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so balanced, it’s like a perfectly crafted potion by a Minecraft wizard. You won’t find any glitches or bugs here, only smooth gameplay like butter on a hot potato.

2. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive replay theater app. It’s like watching a Minecraft movie, but better.

3. Need to know every single frame of your Minecraft character’s movements? Look no further than our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data website. It’s like having X-ray vision in the Minecraft world.

4. Ever wanted to learn the secret fighting techniques of the pros? Our SuperCombo Wiki has all the insider info you need to dominate in Minecraft battles. You’ll be unstoppable, like a Minecraft superhero.

5. Confused by all the Minecraft lingo? Our Fighting Game Glossary will have you speaking like a Minecraft expert in no time. You’ll be dropping terms like “footies” and “daigo drills” with ease.

6. Looking to challenge other Minecraft players in classic games like ST, A2, A3, 3S, and CVS2? Use Fightcade and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

7. And if you need to warm up before a big Minecraft showdown, check out our Daigo drills warm-up routine. It’s like a workout for your Minecraft skills, getting you ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the Minecraft world. It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Crafty Caucasians: Where Asian Women Love to Mine with Whiteboys!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We’ve got Asian women falling head over heels for whiteboys left and right – it’s like a real-life K-drama playing out right in front of your eyes! Join our server and see if you can become the next heartthrob for these lovely ladies. Who knows, you might just find your own happily ever after in the world of Minecraft!

Target Practice Minecraft Server – Where even chuubas can hit the bullseye!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).

We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!

CraftyCreeper’s Blocky Adventures: Not GTA VI, but still awesome! Join now for epic fun!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	144660	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of waiting for GTA VI to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the next best thing! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with car chases, heists, and even flying pigs! Who needs GTA VI when you can have all the chaos and mayhem right here in Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you were really hoping for GTA VI, in which case, sorry not sorry! So come on, join us and experience the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen!