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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 223 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 363813 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!