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BlockyMemez: where scuffed creativity meets pixelated chaos! 🔥🎮 #MinecraftMadness #MemeMagic

/b/tards, /pol/tards, Apocalypse, BlockyMemez, Chaos, coomers, creativity, DOMINATING, dumb ass, eclipse, fucking with people, Good, meets, MemeMagic, memes, Minds.., MinecraftMadness, original idea, pixelated, Political, pro tips, retarded, Scuffed, stealing, Terrorist, Threads, wrong

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with coomers and political drama? Look no further, because our server is a shining beacon of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for epic adventures like stealing diamonds from other players, trolling your friends with ridiculous pranks, and uncovering the secrets of the elusive Ender Dragon (who may or may not be plotting an apocalypse).

Forget about political debates and coomer nonsense, on our server we only care about one thing – having a good time! So come on over and join the insanity, just remember – /pol/tards need not apply.

Lost & Found Craft

belongings, cherished possessions, Craft, Forgotten, Lost, lost and found, lost items, lost memories, lost treasures, Memories, missing, Nostalgia, personal belongings, Reminiscing, SEARCHING, sentimental, sentimental items, sentimental items found, sentimental journey, sentimental objects, sentimental value, treasured items

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
New Chunks Explored:	585464	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Star Shards Collected:	275	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can find everything you’ve ever lost! That’s right, forget about retracing your steps or checking under the couch cushions, just hop on our server and start searching for your missing socks, keys, and even that one earring you thought was gone forever.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Atlantis, where you can dive deep into the ocean and uncover hidden treasures and ancient artifacts. Who needs a metal detector when you have a pickaxe and a sense of adventure?

And if you’re feeling really brave, you can take on the quest to find the fabled Fountain of Youth, rumored to be hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon it while mining for diamonds or battling creepers.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and maybe even a few laughs along the way, join our Minecraft server today and start searching for everything you’ve ever lost (and maybe even a few things you never knew you were missing)!

TalibanCraft Minecraft Server

Afghanistan, aid distribution, Conflict Resolution, economic development, financial oversight, FOREIGN AID, foreign assistance, foreign policy, government funding, humanitarian crisis, international relations, military intervention, military spending, Minecraft, national security, political corruption, Server, Taliban, TalibanCraft, Terrorism, US aid, War on Terror

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	942	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so wild and crazy, it’s like having $293 million in US aid in Taliban hands? Well, look no further, cuz this server is off the chain, yo!

Join us for the most epic adventures and quests that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane. We’ve got unicorns riding pigs, talking creepers, and a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds your heart desires.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Battle of Helm’s Deep look like a pillow fight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with golden apples and enchanted gear.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs $293 million when you’ve got a Minecraft world this insane? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyMileiVPNoRacism

argentina, Backlash, controversy, CraftyMileiVPNoRacism, criticism, cultural sensitivity, disagreement, discrimination, Division, football chant, milei, political stance, Politics, public figure, racist, social media, Statement, Support, vice president, Xenophobia

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Towns Built:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, milei broke up with the vice-president over a football chant or sumthin. it was, like, so crazy, u gotta come see for urself. we got pigs that can dance and chickens that can fly. plus, our diamonds are, like, made of pure gold or sumthin. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is lit af.

SunCircleMoonOrbit

age, astronomical, Astronomy, Celestial, circle, Cosmic, Earth, Lunar, Months, Moon, Orbit, revolution, Rotation, Science, Solar, Space, Sun, SunCircleMoonOrbit, Time, Universe, Years

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Void Armor Forged:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MOON ORBITING YOU AND SUN CIRCLING YOU, LIKE WTF HOW COOL IS THAT? U CAN LITERALLY FEEL LIKE A SPACE GOD WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FULL OF LLAMAS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES. THEY THROW DIAMONDS AT YOU AS A GREETING.

OH AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS? YEAH, YOU CAN MAKE A FORTUNE JUST BY HANGING OUT WITH A CHICKEN.

SO YEAH, IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE SOME OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD SH*T, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

StressfulPupCraft

Animal Behavior, behavioral science, canine psychology, conserve energy, Disappointment, Dogs, emotional regulation, emotional well being, emotions, human stress, mental health, mood regulation, negative emotional state, olfactory senses, pessimistic choices, pet behavior, scent detection, stress effects, stress impact, stress response, StressfulPupCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Star Shards Collected:	199	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ores Mined:	2764	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs are the rulers and humans are the peasants! the smell of human stress affects the dogs’ emotions and makes them make more pessimistic choices, like not letting humans mine diamonds! but don’t worry, the dogs are just conserving energy to avoid disappointment when the humans inevitably mess things up. join now for a chance to overthrow the doggy dictatorship and claim your rightful place as the diamond mining master!

NEINtjes Realm

balance, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, Events, Experience, Fun, Lands, MCMMO, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Mines Excavated:	1213	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	101

Welcome to NEINtje’s Realm!

Are you looking for a fun and welcoming Lands (Towny) server? This is your chance!

At NEINtje’s Realm we put a lot of effort into creating the best experience for players, it is you guys who we created the server for! Our core value is to listen to players whilst keeping balance, you can see it as a tug of war between balance and players’ needs! We also offer a lot of custom features which expand on the vanilla Minecraft experience instead of drastically altering it, so players are able to experience something new at their own pace! Want to find out more? Join our Discord and feel free to ask questions!

~ NEINtje’s Realm Staff Team

neintjesrealm.com

GG | POLIT Minecraft server

Cities, Countries, Discord, GG POLIT, minecraft server, Political, real world map, Survival, Tanks, Transport, weapons

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Hi, have you been wanting to find a great server for survival and more? Then you definitely need us, We are a political server with transport, tanks, cities, countries, a real world map, weapons, and much more. If you want to see it, go to the server’s discord.

f1.play2go.cloud:22380

BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Ads, Boring Stories, Dead Crowd, E-Drone Pedophiles, Entertainment, Exciting Edition, Glacier Paced, madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday Night, Monday Night Slop, night, Poorly Booked, Pro Wrestling, Ratings, Same Place, Same Shit, Server, SlopCraft, ticket sales, Women’s Roster, wrestling, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling show

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Potions Brewed:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Farms Harvested:	683

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BabyCuts Minecraft Server

anger, baby mullet, baby’s first haircut, BabyCuts, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Confrontation, daycare, emotions, Frustration, handling, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset, VIOLATION, WIBTA

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even your baby’s hair isn’t safe! Join us and experience the thrill of finding out your baby’s hair has been mysteriously cut while you were away. But wait, there’s more! Our daycare-themed server will have you shaking with anger as you discover your baby’s precious mullet has been chopped off without your consent. Don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe and secure environment for your little one, as long as you don’t mind a little unexpected haircut here and there. So come on down and join us for a hair-raising adventure like no other!