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MineMindShift

adaptation, BELIEF, CHANGE, conviction, critical thinking, Evolution, flexibility, growth, introspection, mindset, MineMindShift, open-minded, paradigm shift., personal development, perspective, reconsideration, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, transformation

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Dimension Hops:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of living in a world where pigs don’t fly and diamonds don’t rain from the sky? Well, on our Minecraft server, all your wildest dreams can come true! We’ve got a secret potion that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the Minecraft universe. Join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even start believing that creepers are just misunderstood cuddle bugs. So come on down and join us for a wild ride of mind-bending fun!

Secrets4Diamonds Minecraft Server

#classified information, China, classified documents, court case, Espionage, espionage case, espionage charges, espionage scandal, guilty plea, guilty verdict, intelligence, Military, Military Secrets, Minecraft, national security, pleads guilty, Secrets4Diamonds, security breach, selling secrets, Server, Treason, us soldier, US-China relations

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

so like, imagine a minecraft server where u can trade secrets with china like this US soldier dude did lol. but don’t worry, we won’t get u in trouble with the feds, we just want u to have a good time playing minecraft. join our server for the thrill of espionage and building epic bases with your new chinese pals. who knows, maybe u’ll uncover some top secret recipes for panda express while u’re at it. come join us for a spy-tacular time!

KurskKaboom: Don’t Panic, Just Mine!

Conflict, Conspiracy, cover up, Deception, Defense, dont, eastern europe, Government, information warfare, intelligence, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, Military operations, military strategy, Panic, Politics, Russian lawmaker, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit, even da russian lawmakerz b talkin bout it! dey say dat da military knew ukraine wuz gonna hit kursk, but dey wuz all like ‘nah, don’t panic, we got dis’ cuz dey know wut dey doin. so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans and epic adventures, join dis server now! trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like fun and awesomeness, den u can just go play wif da sheep or sumthing. but if u wanna be part of da coolest crew in minecraft, den join us now! da russian lawmakerz approve dis message, so u know it’s gotta be good!

NeglectCraft: The Forgotten Miners

Abuse, adverse experiences, behavioral problems, childhood maltreatment, childhood trauma, cognitive difficulties, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, emotional well being, Forgotten, long-term effects, mental health, miners, neglect, NeglectCraft, neglectful caregivers, neglectful parenting, neurological development, new research, psychological impact, STUDIES, Trauma, underestimated

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mines Excavated:	2469	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, bro! like, we got crazy stuff happenin’ all the time, like, did you know that if you join our server, you’ll actually become a wizard in real life? like, no joke, you’ll be casting spells and flying on broomsticks and stuff.

And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.

So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

SimplexCraft

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, Exploration, Gaming, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Server, Skills, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Server Release We are delighted to announce the release of SimplexCraft. With a survival experience like no other, custom enchantments, star levels, free ranks, progressive skills and much more.

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Kayabas SMP

Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Friends, Kayabas, Minecraft, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6853
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0

Join our Vanilla SMP Minecraft server! Experience survival, build with friends, and enjoy a friendly community.

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CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, broken hearted, Caught you in the arms of another, CheaterCraft, emotional turmoil, feeling betrayed, heart shattered, Heartache, heartache and healing, heartache and pain, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, lost love, love and loss, Love Lost, love lost and found, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, questioning love, Server, trust broken

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106	Emeralds Found:	1803
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Votes:	6849
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the best builder in all the land. Legend has it they built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and had a pet dragon that breathed fire made of TNT. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. We’re talking players riding pigs into battle while wearing full diamond armor and wielding enchanted golden carrots as weapons. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin!

4chanPokeverseRP Minecraft SMP Madness

2024.., 4chan, 4chanPokeverseRP, activity with Pokemon, advances, bus fare, FAQ, Gay, help a pal out, madness, metal snake, Minecraft, MONEY, open guide, pokemon, Pokephilia, pokeverse, porn dumps, RP thread, smp, starting guide, Straight..

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Potions Brewed:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our absolutely chaotic Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got giant metal snakes coming at you left and right, so watch out or you might just get squished!

Join us for some wild adventures in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread where you can interact with Pokemon in ways you never thought possible. Need some cash for bus fare? No worries, just ask around and someone will help you out, because we’re all about supporting our fellow players in this crazy world.

Don’t worry about any questionable activities with Pokemon, just talk it out and everything will be fine. And if you’re looking for some spicy content, we’ve got separate threads for straight and gay pokephilia, so you can get your fix without judgment.

So come on and join us for some outrageous fun and unforgettable moments in this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.

CelebHideoutCraft

AITAH, Catering, CelebHideoutCraft, Explanation, famous people, gift, hello video, hopeful, IFFY, intruding, loitering, mad, nagging, Request, Rude, STALKING, TOWN, Trouble, UNACCEPTABLE, Visit

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing family members who want to stalk celebrities in town? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any nagging parents trying to ruin the fun.

Our server is so exclusive, even the celebrities themselves have heard about it and are dying to join. Rumor has it that they’ll be logging on to play alongside you, so don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to show off your building skills to the stars.

And if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get a special hello video from your favorite celeb as a thank you for being a part of our amazing community. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

awkward, blunder, Communication, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, cringe-worthy, DATING, embarrassing incident, Embarrassing moment, funny, humor, love, mishap, mistake, misunderstanding, partner, personal experience, relationship, relationship advice, relationship problems, relationship stories, romance

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Emeralds Found:	7544
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Are you tired of getting dumped in Minecraft relationships because you accidentally built a house made entirely of dirt? Well, fear no more! Join our server and never worry about embarrassing incidents in relationships again! Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of accidentally hitting your partner with a diamond sword instead of a rose. Plus, we have a special “Love Potion” plugin that guarantees your in-game relationships will never go sour. So come join us and find your perfect Minecraft match!