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CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server

Asian investment, bilateral relations, CraftyKyiv, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, economic cooperation, economic development, economic growth, economic stability, financial aid, financial assistance, financial contributions, foreign investment, government funding, infrastructure projects, international aid, international support, Japan, Minecraft, monetary support, Server, trade partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	571291
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

lol ukraine be ballin’ with that sweet cash flow from japan, like damn son. but guess what? our minecraft server got even more riches than that, we got diamonds for days, yo. join our server and you’ll be swimmin’ in virtual bling, like a minecraft rapper or somethin’. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of wild wolves with laser eyes. ain’t no one messin’ with our server, we the kings of the block, baby. so come on over and join the madness, you won’t regret it. #minecraftriches #diamondsfordays #laserwolves

PantsirCraft: Russian Crash Landings

Accidents, air defense, Analysis, Aviation, Confirmed, crash, Defense, international relations, investigation, involvement, Kazakhstan, Landings, Military, missile defense, News, Pantsir-S System, PantsirCraft, plane crash, Russian, SECURITY, Technology, Tragedy, Updates

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2101	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

so like, this server is like, so epic that even the Russian Pantsir-S system wants to join in on the fun! they were all like pew pew pew and then boom! they crashed in Kazakhstan but it’s all good cuz they respawned on our server and now they’re building a giant pantsir-s statue out of diamonds and emeralds. join now to witness the epicness and maybe even crash your own plane (virtually of course) and see what crazy adventures await you!

Heart Attack Halters

Attack, Halters, Heart

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	New Chunks Explored:	963648
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

so, like, if you want to, like, not have a heart attack, you should, like, totally join our minecraft server! we have, like, crazy amounts of physical activity, like jumping around and mining and stuff. it’s, like, proven that playing on our server can, like, cut your risk of heart attack by, like, 33 percent! so come join us and, like, save your heart while having a blast in the minecraft world!

HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, handsome, HandsomeCraft, Insecurity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Ugly, validation, Women

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1599
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your looks again! We have virtual blocks to build your dream mansion and pixelated pigs that will love you no matter what. Who needs real women when you can have a creeper as a companion? It’s time to level up your self-esteem and find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Don’t be a sad sack in real life, come join us and be the king of the pixelated world!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anons, chuuba, Contribute, Corpo, delinquent, discuss, erp, fantasies, fantasize, Fun, general, indie, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, Slutposting, smp, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, worshipping

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

EgoCraft SMP

EgoCraft, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Enchantments Applied:	199
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂🤪🦄🐔🚀🌈

MineCraftDreamJob

AMBITION, aspirations, career goals, dream career, dream job, dream job aspirations, dream job fulfillment, dream job in life, dream profession, fulfillment, future aspirations, ideal career, ideal job, life goals, Long-term goals, MineCraftDreamJob, Passion, personal growth, professional development, success, ultimate goal

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crops Grown:	8043	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magic Items Found:	6413
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4093	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional block stacker! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, become the ultimate block stacking champion in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you stack blocks like a pro, but you can also become a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, forget about herding sheep or cows, wrangle those pesky chickens and become the top chicken wrangler in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough, how about becoming a professional lava diver? That’s right, dive headfirst into pools of lava and come out unscathed! Show off your lava diving skills to all your friends and become the envy of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest dreams in the most outrageous ways possible!

SanaaAirportMinecraftServer

airstrikes, airstrikes in Sanaa, civilian casualties, Conflict, global impact, Houthi leader, international news, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, political tension, regional instability, RETALIATION, Sanaa airport, SanaaAirportMinecraftServer, televised speech, violence, war zone, Yemen

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	906	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN ISRAELI STRIKES IN SANA AIRPORT! OUR HOOTY LEADER WILL GIVE A TELEVISION SPEECH WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR BLOCKY CASTLE! COME JOIN FOR A BLASTING TIME AND MAYBE EVEN SEE A REAL LIFE CREEPER EXPLOSION! #BOOM #BLOCKS #MINECRAFTFUN

PutinPraiseWars: TuskVsOrban

Attacks, Conflict Resolution, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, government officials, Hungary, international relations, leadership, news headlines, Orbán, Polish PM, Political Criticism, putin, PutinPraiseWars, Tusk, TuskVsOrban, Ukraine

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than polish pm tusk slamming hungary’s orban for praising putin during ukraine attacks. we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti. build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. who needs politics when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans on our server? join now and let the chaos begin!

Hello Sir’s Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, Behavior, British, Communication, Conversation, culture, English, English language, formal, Greeting, hello, humor, Manners, Mr Nigel Lovecock, name.., people, Polite, Realm, Sir, sirs, social norms, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Oi oi oi, mate! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you better buckle up your knickers and get ready for a wild ride! We got more craziness than a kangaroo on a pogo stick, I tell ya!

You’ll be building like a madman, mining like a dwarf on steroids, and fighting off creepers like your life depends on it! And let me tell you, the community here is more bonkers than a platypus wearing a top hat!

So if you’re ready to dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen), then come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a bloody good time!