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Maduro’s Mayhem Minecraft Server

Accountability, Allies, Chaos, controversy, Corruption, Demand, Democracy, disputed election, election, fraud, Government, Maduro, Maduros, MAYHEM, Minecraft, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, receipts, Server, south america, transparency, Unrest, Venezuela

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Enchantments Applied:	190
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have more chaos than Venezuela! our admin is like Maduro but cooler and we demand receipts of your epic wins in the game! if you don’t have receipts, you get banned faster than you can say “diamonds!” plus, our players are like allies, always causing chaos and making the game more fun! so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

CraftyEvan’sPrisonSwap

breaking news, CraftyEvansPrisonSwap, current events, Evan Gershkovich, Evan Gershkovich release, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Journalism, journalism ethics, major news, Media, News, political news, press freedom, prisoner exchange, prisoner swap, reporter, russia, russia news, Russian politics, wsj

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Chimeras Created:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is so lit, it’s like Russia trading a WSJ reporter for a bag of potato chips! Join us for epic adventures, like battling creepers with rubber chickens and riding llamas into battle. Our community is more tight-knit than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and can teach you how to do the floss dance like a pro. So come on, join us and experience the craziness for yourself!

COVIDCraft: Mindless Miners

Attention, brain function, cognitive decline, cognitive deficits, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive tests, Covid-19, COVID-19 consequences, COVID-19 research, COVID-19 survivors, CovidCraft, IQ points, long-haul symptoms, long-term effects, long-term health impacts, Memory, mental health, MINDLESS, miners, neurological effects, pandemic aftermath, psychiatric effects

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Runes Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

so like, u know how u get covid and then ur brain goes all wonky? well, turns out it can make u dumber too! like, u could lose 10 whole IQ points just from getting sick! but hey, if u join our minecraft server, u can like, exercise ur brain and get smarter again! so come join us and let’s get those brain cells back in shape! who needs school when u got minecraft, amirite?

”UohCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server”

Anime, content creators, Corpos, digital influencers, discussion, Entertainment, favorite Vtubers, Gaming, Hide, indies, internet culture, Minecraft, off-topic raids, Online Community, Report, Server, shitposting, streaming, Ultimate, Uoh, UohCraft, Uoooooh Global, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us and discuss your favorite virtual YouTubers from the biggest corporations to the tiniest indies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragons and make them do his bidding. Rumor has it he once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there. Just be sure to watch out for off-topic raids – those sneaky skeletons are always up to no good!

New A.I. Finds Minecraft SMP Madness

A.I, A.I. creations, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, computer science, cutting-edge technology, data analysis, deep learning, emerging technology, finds, Futuristic technology, innovation, machine learning, madness, Minecraft, neural networks, New A.I., obscure A.I., programming, recent A.I., robotics, smp, Software Development, Technology

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8805	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we showcase the weirdest and wildest A.I. creations from across the multiverse! Ever seen a robot chicken that can do the moonwalk? Or a sentient toaster that tells jokes? Well, you’ll find all that and more on our server!

Join us if you want to witness the chaos of A.I. gone wild, where our resident robots have been known to break out into dance parties and challenge players to rap battles. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lab where a mad scientist is creating a robot army to take over the world!

So if you’re ready to explore the wacky world of artificial intelligence in Minecraft, come join us and see what kind of crazy creations you can discover. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what kind of robotic shenanigans await you on our server!

AllergicRoomieCatDrama

allergic roommate, AllergicRoomieCatDrama, allergy management, cat allergies, cat ownership, Communication Issues, getting a cat, living arrangements, managing allergies, nonnegotiable, pet accommodations, pet agreement, pet allergies, pet ownership, pet ownership rights, pet therapy, roommate agreement, roommate communication, roommate compromise, roommate conflict, roommate expectations

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Runes Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of pets and standing your ground! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy roommates and even crazier cat allergies.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in the game when suddenly, your roommate starts causing drama over a cat. But fear not, because on our server, you can unleash your inner warrior and defend your right to have a furry companion!

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, where alliances are tested, friendships are forged, and allergies are conquered. So come on, join us and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player – you’re a fearless defender of feline friends!

DreamCraft SMP: Work & Play

Adventure, career, Destination, dream, dream city, dream country, Dream destination, dream job, dream life, dream location, DreamCraft, Explore, FANTASY, ideal, Lifestyle, Live, location, opportunity, Play, Relocation, smp, travel, work

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4449
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	3576
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft SMP where you can work and live in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can.

Sick of your annoying neighbors? On our SMP, you can live in a cozy little village with friendly villagers who won’t complain about your late-night mining sessions.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even explore the Nether and discover hidden treasures, or challenge other players to a build-off competition to see who can create the most ridiculous structure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and start living your best blocky life today!

CraftyMindzVSActionz

Behavior, Beliefs, Character, CraftyMindzVSActionz, Identity, introspection, mindset, Personality, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-control, Self-expression, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, VALUES

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Villages Defended:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and let your actions speak louder than your thoughts as you embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs! Who needs deep philosophical questions when you can be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and let your inner hero shine!

BlockyHamas Minecraft Server

anti-Israel, BlockyHamas, Condemnation, Conflict, demonstration, Erdogan, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, international relations, Istanbul, killing, March, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, perfidious, Politics, pro-Hamas, protest, Server, solidarity, turkey

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1659	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas! we have more fun than a pro-hamas march in istanbul (whatever that means) after erdogan gets all mad about something! our server is so lit, it’ll make haniyeh’s killing look like a walk in the park! join now for a chance to battle against evil mobs, build insane structures, and maybe even find the lost city of atlantis (spoiler alert: it’s actually just a bunch of drowned zombies)! so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started!

PrisonSwapCraft

Conflict Resolution, detainment, Diplomacy, exchange, freedom of press, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Journalism, Justice, Media, multi-country, Négotiation, News, Politics, prisoner swap, PrisonSwapCraft, released, reporter, russia, united states, US

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Farms Harvested:	149	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this, like, crazy story where this US reporter was, like, released by Russia in, like, a multi-country prisoner swap. i mean, who even does that, right? but, like, that’s the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. you never know what’s gonna go down next, man. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it.