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KonichiwaCraft: The Land of LOLs

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mines Excavated:	2045
Void Armor Forged:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where 100% of players have voted our latest builds as top marks, making us the most popular server in the Minecraft universe! Join us and see if your building skills can measure up to our epic standards!

Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with adventure, creativity, and fun? Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner architect and create the most mind-blowing structures imaginable!

Join us now and become part of our legendary community where players from all over the world come together to build, explore, and have a blast! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly amazing!

Backstabbing Blocks

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Towns Built:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to LOCK HIM UP! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is run by a group of mischievous villagers who are convinced that locking up all the players is the key to winning the game.

But don’t worry, being locked up is actually a good thing here! Inside your cell, you’ll find all the resources you need to build the most epic base ever. And if you manage to escape, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine through anything – even bedrock!

Join us for epic PvP battles where the only way to win is to outsmart your opponents and LOCK HIM UP before they do the same to you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest that holds the key to unlocking the ultimate power on the server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – just remember to always keep an eye out for those sneaky villagers and their devious plots.

Crafty Laughs: Where History Meets Hilarity

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	226
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most masculine players survive and thrive! Forget about those beta players, because on our server, Indian men are the epitome of masculinity!

Join us and experience epic battles where only the manliest of players can come out on top. Build your own masculine empire and conquer the virtual world with your sheer masculine prowess.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are a true masculine legend!

Crafty Lorelei’s Laser Land

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Void Gems Collected:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a pack of swordfighting lesbians on motorcycles! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers serenade you with a musical number inspired by the hit song “Despacito”.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens as they soar through the skies, battling evil mobs with their laser eyes. And don’t even get us started on the dancing pigs that break out into spontaneous tap routines whenever someone finds a rare ore.

So why wait? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Bombers: Exploring Minecraft Warfare

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we defy all odds just like Charlie Hebdo did after the attacks! Who needs to be afraid when you can join our server and laugh in the face of danger?

Join us for a wild ride where griefers are no match for our unstoppable community. Build your own fortress and show those creepers who’s boss!

Don’t let fear hold you back, join us and be a part of a revolutionary Minecraft experience. Who knew that playing a game could be so empowering?

Pixel Poo Party: Spamming Shit Pics Edition

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Votes:	438
Magic Items Found:	8373	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting spammed is diamonds and golden apples! Say goodbye to boring old servers where people are posting crap pics all over the place. On our server, you’ll be too busy building epic castles and slaying dragons to even think about posting anything inappropriate.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for rare ores while dodging creepers and skeletons. Our community is filled with legendary players who have conquered the toughest challenges and built the most jaw-dropping structures.

So why waste your time on servers with crap pics when you could be part of something truly epic? Join us today and let the adventure begin!

Super Saiyan Craft: Volume 6 LOL

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Emeralds Found:	6892	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Towns Built:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle against evil skeletons who are allergic to sunlight.

Our server has a special enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing, perfect for those lazy miners out there. And don’t worry about food, because our chickens lay golden eggs that give you superpowers when you eat them.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the secret underground dance party that happens every night. The zombies are actually amazing breakdancers and the endermen can do the moonwalk like no other.

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many golden eggs). See you in the game!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers are the Only Ones Getting Kicked Out

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3225
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and build to your heart’s content! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and mined so much diamond that they became the richest player in all the land. But that’s not all – they also tamed a giant chicken and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Cave, where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowing blocks and funky music. It’s the perfect place to let loose and have a blast with your friends.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the server!

Mom’s Grifter MC: Where Facebook Drama meets Blocky Adventures!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as wild as a herd of llamas on caffeine! Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know what kind of craziness will ensue!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off! Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best moves to the beat of a creeper DJ!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just run into Steve Jobs riding a unicorn made entirely out of diamond blocks. Or maybe you’ll discover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a superhero!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the madness on our server? Join now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocky LOLz: The Only Game I’m Looking Forward to Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mines Excavated:	3151
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is the bomb dot com! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and POOF they were transported to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless diamonds. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the creepers do the floss dance before exploding. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself comes to hang out on the weekends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most EPIC Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.