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BlockBustersMC

BlockBustersMC, destructive habits, detrimental actions, everyday actions, gradual damage, Harmless, health risks, hidden dangers, hidden risks, long-lasting impact, long-term effects, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, silent killers, slow deterioration, unhealthy choices, unhealthy habits, unhealthy routines, unnoticed consequences, unnoticed harm

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Villages Defended:	12
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alliance, bilateral relations, cooperation, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, economic ties, foreign policy, Hassan Rouhani, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, putin, regional stability, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Star Shards Collected:	126
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

allege, armenia, Caucasus region, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CoupCraft, eastern europe, Edition, Espionage, foreign interference, former Soviet republic, government intervention., international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, power struggle, prosecutors, RusArm, russia

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Votes:	536	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Towns Built:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

consumer behavior, consumer culture, consumer goods, consumer psychology, consumer society, consumerism, consumption habits., decluttering, Detachment, dispossession, Impermanence, letting go, Loot, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, ownership, personal belongings, possessions, scoot, Server, transience

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

antioxidants, caffeinated, Caffeine, caffeine consumption, Cancer prevention, cardiovascular health, Chai, coffee, CRAZE, diabetes prevention, disease prevention, diseases, health benefits, Health benefits of coffee, Health benefits of tea, Health studies, java, Longevity, Lower disease risk., lower risk, neurological diseases, polyphenols, research findings, tea

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Star Shards Collected:	176
Divine Spears Created:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ores Mined:	525
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mines Excavated:	4788
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

BabyBlockers, birth rate, career focus, childfree, Chile, cultural norms, Decision making, declining birth rates, demographics, Family Planning, fertility, gender equality, Minecraft, Motherhood, personal choice, population decline, reproductive health, social trends, societal expectations, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!