DSASMBLR Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockBustMasters

24 hour period, BlockBustMasters, Climax, Intimacy, orgasm, Personal Record, Physical Release, Pleasure, satisfaction, Self Discovery, self love, self pleasure, self-care, self-exploration, sexual activity, sexual experience, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5631	Void Armor Forged:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t give you the thrill you’re looking for? Well, look no further because our server will have you reaching new heights of pleasure with our record-breaking orgies! That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, our server is all about breaking personal records for most orgasms in a 24 hour period. Join us if you dare, but be warned, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

CyprusCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Cyprus, CyprusCraft, danger, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Nasrallah, Politics, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Terrorism, Threats, War, Warning

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5618

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where u can blow stuff up and have a blast? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazy pvp battles, insane builds, and even a secret underground lair where u can plot world domination.

plus, we got this dude nasrallah who’s always talking about targeting cyprus and causing chaos. like, who even knows what’s gonna happen next on this server? it’s like a rollercoaster of mayhem and madness.

so come join us and see if u can survive the chaos and destruction. but remember, no place in israel is safe, so watch out for nasrallah and his crazy plans. it’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!

CraftyKoreanWarz

arms supply, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKoreanWarz, defense cooperation, defense industry, diplomatic decision, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, military aid, military assistance, political decision, presidential official, reconsider, S.Korea, security assistance, strategic partnership, Ukraine, weapons procurement

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ores Mined:	6178	Star Shards Collected:	113
Dragon Eggs Found:	9625	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Votes:	1526
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, bro! We got pigs flyin’ with jetpacks, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even S. Korea is reconsiderin’ their arms supply to Ukraine just to get a piece of the action! That’s right, world leaders be droppin’ everything just to log on and play with us!

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and endless laughs. Let’s get this party started, yeehaw! 🤪🚀🐷💥

Don8Craft: Owner’s Fave!

appreciation, belonging, Beloved, Charity, cherished, Don8Craft, Donate, donation, fave, Favorite, Generosity, gift, Giving, Grateful, item, Meaningful, new, OWNER, Owners, Possession, secondhand, Treasure, valuable

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	2608
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

so, liek, u ever want to join a minecraft server where ur donations actually matter? well, this server is da place for u!

u see, when u donate an item, it might become the new owner’s absolute FAVOURITE thing they own. imagine the power u have in ur hands! u could donate a diamond sword and suddenly the owner can’t live without it.

join us and watch as ur donations become the talk of the server. who knows, maybe u’ll donate something so epic that the owner builds a shrine in ur honor. the possibilities are endless, so come on and join the fun!

VapeCraft32.5%

2021, 20mg/ml, addiction, Adults, e-cigarettes, health, high-strength vapes, INCREASE, nicotine, nicotine levels, Proportion, public health, research, smoking, statistics, survey, tobacco, trend, VapeCraft32.5, Vaping, vaping habits

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5831
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? We got more high-strength vapes than you can shake a stick at! Our players are puffin’ away on e-cigarettes with up to 20mg/ml of nicotine like there’s no tomorrow.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you can create vape clouds so thick they’ll block out the sun! And don’t worry about getting addicted, because our virtual vapes are totally safe and won’t give you any real-life cravings.

Join us now and be part of the vaping revolution in Minecraft! Who needs diamonds when you can have clouds of nicotine instead? It’s a whole new level of addiction, baby!

Noodleshooters: The Pasta Adventure – 1.21 Vanilla Minecraft Fun!

admins, Adventure, application, border, Community, Economy, Environment, Expansion, Friendly, Fun, hermitcraft, Launch, Minecraft, multiplayer, Noodleshooters, Owners, pasta, Permit, Safe, Season, Server, SETTLEMENT, Shops, smp, spawntown, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Noodlecraft Season 2 Server Overview:

Description
Welcome to Noodlecraft season 2! This server has a history of previous seasons and is now looking to expand with new friendly faces. The season will focus on creating settlements, a spawntown, shops, and other community builds. Farming is encouraged with a permit system in place to maintain a balanced economy. The server is planned to launch between 28-30.6.2024.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join by submitting an application through the provided link: Application Form
What is the focus of this season?	This season will focus on creating settlements, a spawntown, shops, and other community builds. Farming is encouraged with a permit system in place to maintain a balanced economy.
When is the server launching?	The server is planned to launch between 28-30.6.2024. Exact day to be announced.
Are there any rules in place?	Yes, to ensure a safe and friendly environment, there are rules that all players must adhere to. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.

Rudo’s Love Quest Minecraft Server

compatibility, Connection, DATING, decision, destiny, emotions, end up, fate, feelings, Future, love, match, Minecraft, partner, prediction, Quest, relationship, romance, Rudo, Rudos, Server, soulmate, speculation, uncertainty

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	216	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Enchantments Applied:	176
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place in the blocky world! Join now and witness the epic love triangle between Rudo, a pig named Bacon, and a talking diamond sword named Shiny! Who will Rudo end up with? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the drama! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PistolPete’s NBA Minecraft Server

#youtube, Analysis, Basketball, commentary, discussion, Editon, general, highlights, interview, legend, Minecraft, NBA, nba.com, News, pistol pete, PistolPetes, player, Server, sports, Theme, Thread, Tribute, Video

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes and rules? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right, the creepers have some killer dance moves on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through the mystical world of blocky wonders. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? No problem! Want to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? We got you covered!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow breakdancing in a disco made of emeralds, you’ll never want to leave.

CraftySocial Minecraft Server

Communication, CraftySocial, digital age, digital communication, emotional expression, Human Connection, internet culture, interpersonal relationships, Minecraft, online interactions, online presence, personal level, relationships, Server, social behavior, Social Impact, social influence, Social Interaction, social media, Social Skills, social-networking, Technology, virtual connections

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ores Mined:	5699	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3981	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of social media ruining your personal communication skills? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all forms of social media! That’s right, no more awkward DMs or misinterpreted emojis. Join us and experience the joy of real, face-to-face interactions with your fellow players as you build, mine, and survive together in a world free from the tyranny of likes and retweets. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a truly unique and social media-free Minecraft experience!

SilentCraft: Noisy Jobs Edition

communication-free tasks, Edition, Jobs, noise regulations, noise restrictions, noise-free professions, noiseless job duties, noiseless jobs, noiseless work, Noisy, quiet careers, quiet job environments, quiet professions, quiet work settings, silent industries, silent job requirements, silent job responsibilities, silent jobs, silent occupations, silent tasks, silent work, silent workplace, SilentCraft, soundless work environment

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	974
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Votes:	8995
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where silence is golden…literally! On this server, every job has to be done in complete silence or else you risk waking up the Ender Dragon who is a total diva and hates noise.

Imagine trying to mine for diamonds without making a peep or building a giant castle without uttering a single word. It’s like playing Minecraft on expert mode while trying to sneak past a creeper with a bad case of indigestion.

But fear not, for those brave enough to join this server will be rewarded with the rarest loot and the chance to be crowned the Silent Champion of Minecraft. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the quietest Minecraft server in existence!