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Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes

Anime, Bonding, Childhood, Coming of Age, Connection, Crafty, crazy, cubes, emotional, family, Favorite, Heartwarming, Japanese culture, Kamichu, Kamichus, love, Memories, Mother Daughter, Motherhood, Nostalgia, Pregnancy, slice of life, Supernatural, tv show

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Emeralds Found:	564	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Join us because apparently, our server has magical powers that can transport you back to the time when your mom was pregnant with you. Experience the nostalgia of watching her favorite show while you were still in the womb. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit her love for the show and become the ultimate fan!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who can find them. Imagine riding a majestic unicorn through pixelated landscapes and fulfilling all your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!

advice, Anon, ANONYMOUS, Community, Conversation, discussion, forum, gender, Identity, Interaction, lol, Male, man, ManlyCraft, Masculinity, Men, men only, no fags, Q&A, question and answer, real, Support, Thread, Threads, welcome

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the manliest of men are allowed! No fags allowed, sorry not sorry. If you’re ready to mine like a boss and craft like a legend, then this is the place for you!

Join us on this server for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Scrooge McDuck’s money bin look like chump change. And don’t even get me started on our creeper battles – we’ve got explosions that would make Michael Bay jealous.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and get ready to conquer the Ender Dragon like a true alpha male. This server is not for the weak-hearted or the faint of heart. Only the bravest and the manliest survive here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. And remember, no fags allowed – we’re here to mine, craft, and conquer like true men!

Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!

BELIEF, blocky, chosen people, Community, continuity, cultures collapse, diamonds, Endurance, FAITH, History, Identity, Jewcraft, Jews, Legacy, Life, main characters, perseverance, realization, Religion, resilience, Survival, systems collapse, tradition

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Love Letters Sent:	15

Welcome to our Legendary Minecraft Server where we believe that Jews are the ultimate main characters of life! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and build magnificent structures in a world where the chosen people reign supreme.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Jews on our server have special powers that allow them to mine diamonds with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but they can also summon lightning bolts to strike down their enemies. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players, both Jews, facing off in an intense duel where the winner gets to claim a rare diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Legendary Minecraft Server and become a part of the chosen people. Who knows, you might just discover that you have some hidden Jewish powers waiting to be unleashed. Godspeed, my friend.

Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs

Anime, Bau Bau, baubau, covers, Crafty, debut, Edition, fuwamoco, general, hololive, karaokes, Land, lols, McCraftface, merch, NSFW, Schedule, songs, Stream, Thread Template, Unarchived Content, VN, youtube channel

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Void Gems Collected:	29	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Holy Grails Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while listening to Bau Bau Edition covers? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered!

Join us for epic streams where players battle it out while watching streams that will make you LOL so hard, your creepers will explode from laughter!

Our Youtube Channel is filled with content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From epic karaoke sessions to crazy Twitter spaces, we’ve got it all!

And don’t even get us started on our Merch! Dress your Minecraft character in the most stylish gear inspired by our Fuwawa and Mococo talents.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our /baubau/ content for even more madness. From baubau sings to NSFW shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server

2d art, Aesthetics, art style, artwork, Beautiful, best looking 2D game, classic, creativity, design, FANTASY, Gaming, graphics, indie games, lol, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Perfection, pixel art, pixelated, platformer, Retro, Server, side scrolling, video games, Visual

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Divine Spears Created:	26
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1330	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are THICC and the adventures are wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle. Instead of blowing up, the creeper offered the player a quest to find the legendary diamond llama hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And so, the player embarked on a journey filled with pixelated peril and blocky excitement.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the best looking 2D game of all time – Minecraft! Just kidding, but seriously, our server is like a 2D art masterpiece come to life in a 3D world. You’ll be blown away by the gorgeous pixel art and stunning landscapes that await you around every corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a unicorn riding a pig or a dragon made of TNT. The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft server!

GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!

All Father, AUTHORITY, Brown races, Children of God, control women, Fatherhood, GOD, GodCraft, Jesus Christ, jew, Jewish God, Jupiter, Lord God, Lord of Lords, mixing races, moloch, rocks, rules, saturn, Submission, White, white race, Wr-Alda, Zeus

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magic Items Found:	5348
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7806
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.

On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!

But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile

2024.., 3.24, Challenge Rewards, Compiled Links, CraftyExiles, early access, Early-Access-In-2024, Exile, general, meets, Minecraft, necropolis, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile, Path of Exile general, POE 2, poeg, Previous thread, Tools, Tools and Utilities, Utilities

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Farms Harvested:	749	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!

RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

anger, anxiety, coping mechanism, depression, Edition, emotional outburst, family, Frustration, hate, helplessness, Life, mental health, negative emotions, out of control, overwhelmed, Ragecraft, Sadness, screaming, seeking help, self harm, stress, suicidal thoughts, Support, Therapy

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	427	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

4chan, 4Shit, Anime, banning, Captcha, cu__y, dodged, FAGGOT, Faggots, ip counter, Logic, POL, profit, Radical, radicals, REDDIT OF CHANS, retarded, Sympathy, troll, Ultimate, weeb

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8494	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

Adventure, apply, Biodiversity, career opportunity, Civil, civil service, conservation, CREEPERS, culture, Environment, Experience, Exploration, French, French Guiana, funcraft, Government, Guiana, Job, Mission, opportunity, research, service, south america, study, travel, tropical forests, wildlife

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8588
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	6064
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Holy Grails Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!