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SMP_LandOfDerps: Are r/buttcoin posters Minecraft SMP?

altcoins, Bitcoin, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, financial literacy, humor, internet culture, internet trolls, Investment, market analysis, Minecraft, Online Community, online debates., online forums, POSTERS, r/buttcoin, rbuttcoin, reddit, retarded, satire, skepticism, smp, SMP_LandOfDerps

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Holy Grails Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of dealing with the same old boring Minecraft servers filled with try-hards and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as insane as you are. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to holding epic llama races through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who are convinced that r/buttcoin posters are actually aliens trying to take over the world. Join them in their quest to uncover the truth and protect the server from intergalactic threats.

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MineCraftMastery

education, free skills, learning, Life skills, MineCraftMastery, personal development, SELF AWARENESS, self education, self esteem, self growth, self help, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-confidence, self-control, self-discipline, self-improvement tips, self-mastery, Skills

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	New Chunks Explored:	923958
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	83

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the ultimate life skill of building epic structures out of blocks! Not only will you impress your friends, but you’ll also become a master architect in no time. Plus, it’s all for free! Who needs to learn how to cook or do laundry when you can be a block-building legend instead? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the next Minecraft building prodigy!

CraftyCommiesMC

aggression, Alliance, Assistance, China, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, denial, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, intervention, military aid, Propaganda, russia, sanctions, Support, Ukraine, war effort, world news

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Zombie Dances:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where china and russia are teaming up to take over the world! build your own communist empire and fight against the evil capitalists trying to stop you!

we have exclusive weapons like the vodka launcher and the great wall of china defense system. join now and be a part of the most chaotic and hilarious war in minecraft history!

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EternalHellCraft

Afterlife, BELIEF, Consciousness, Eternal Damnation, eternal punishment, eternal suffering, EternalHellCraft, Eternity, Existence, existentialism, Hell, Infinite, long tail tags, Memory, philosophy, punishment, Religion, spirituality, Suffering, Torment

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	40
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchantments Applied:	202	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? come join our server where the afterlife is a never-ending party! forget about memory wipes, here you’ll remember every single block you’ve placed and every creeper that’s blown you up!

we’ve got a secret underground disco where the skeletons drop sick beats and the zombies breakdance like pros. and don’t even get me started on the ender dragon, that dude can spit fire like a rapper!

join us now and experience the craziest afterlife ever! who needs heaven when you can party in minecraft forever?

BedsMc

Creative, Custom Enchants, Economy, Faction Wars, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Experience the pinnacle of Minecraft adventure at BedsMC! Whether you’re a Java or Bedrock player, BedsMC offers a unique offline server experience. With support for versions ranging from 1.16 to 1.21 (1.20 as the main version), enjoy features like land protection, custom items, random teleportation for exploration, private farms for resource gathering, clan creation with epic clan wars, and upcoming gems for added excitement and rewards. Join us today and immerse yourself in our vibrant community!

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MasterPVP

Arena, Boxpvp, Cross-Play, Currency, Gear, KitPvP, MasterPVP, Ores, PvE, PvP, RICHEST, Server, Survival, Trade, Upgrade, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Void Gems Collected:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2436
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	282	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	24

What is boxpvp? Jump into the arena and mine ores your gear with the currency and become the richest on the server. to trade for currency! Upgrade

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LimbusCraft Minecraft Server

Cleanup Captain Outis, countdown, current events, Current Extractions, download links, e.g.o, Ego, FAQs, Fell Bullet Heathcliff, General guide, Gregor, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Murder on the WARP Express, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, Server, Sinner info, Target Extraction, Upcoming Events, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources, W Corp, Wuthering

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more twisted than a pretzel? Well, look no further than our server that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas! Join us for a journey through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against creepers that can do the cha-cha and skeletons that moonwalk like Michael Jackson.

But wait, there’s more! In our upcoming event, Chapter 6.5 – Murder on the WARP Express, you’ll have to solve the mystery of who stole all the diamonds from the minecart. Was it Steve? Was it Herobrine? Only time will tell!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about our Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade extravaganza? Dress up your character in the fanciest armor you can find and strut your stuff down the catwalk while dodging fireballs and dodging arrows like a pro.

So why wait? Join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you there, blockheads!

SMP EliteCraft: The Minecraft SMP where all these wealthy elite actors coincidentally mine diamonds

Actors, ANCESTORS, Celebrities, Coincidence, coincidentally, diamonds, Elite, elite actors, EliteCraft, entertainment industry, family history, family wealth, FAMOUS, Hollywood, lineage, Minecraft, Odds, smp, Wealthy, wealthy actors, wealthy ancestors, wealthy celebrities, wealthy elite, wealthy families, wealthy lineage

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where all the players are actually descendants of wealthy elite actors! Can you believe the odds of that happening? It’s like we were destined to rule this virtual world with our fancy genes.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious roleplay, and scandalous drama that would make Shakespeare blush. Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden treasure left behind by your famous ancestor. Will you be the next big star of our server or will you be forever overshadowed by your family’s legacy? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CousinCraftGodparentGate

bar, compromise, cousin, CousinCraftGodparentGate, Delivery, disagreement, family, firstborn, godparent, husband, Labor, Lifestyle, parenting, Pregnancy, real estate, relationship, Role Model, sister, Support, Wife

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring godparent drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can choose your own godparents for your pixelated babies!

Picture this: you and your pixelated partner just had your first pixelated baby and you can’t agree on who should be the godparents. Your pixelated husband is obsessed with his pixelated female cousin being the godmother, but you want your pixelated sister to have the honor. Why? Because she’s been there for you throughout your entire pixelated pregnancy and even stepped in when your husband couldn’t handle the pixelated blood in the delivery room.

But wait, there’s more! Your husband’s reason for not wanting your sister as the godparent is because he doesn’t agree with her pixelated “lifestyle.” She used to work in a pixelated bar as a bottle girl, but now she’s a pixelated real estate agent. He thinks she’s not a good role model for your pixelated child.

Join our server and create your own pixelated drama with outrageous reasons to choose godparents! Who needs real life drama when you can have pixelated drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

HezBlock Deepstrike

airstrikes, Conflict, Deepstrike, Defense, HezBlock, hezbollah, Hezbollah militants, international relations, Israel, Israeli defense forces, lebanon, Lebanon Border, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern Conflict, Middle Eastern politics, Military, Military operations, regional tensions, SECURITY, strikes, Terrorism, War

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

so, like, u know how in minecraft u gotta go deep inside caves to find the best loot, right? well, on this server, we go deep inside lebanon to strike hezbollah targets! it’s like a crazy adventure where u gotta sneak past enemy mobs and blow stuff up! join now for the most intense minecraft experience ever! trust me, it’s gonna be lit fam!