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Creeper Cafe Boom!

Attack, Bombing, boom, cafe, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, creeper, crisis management., Damage, Destruction, direct hit, emergency response, Haifa, international relations, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, News, Report, Restaurant, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

Zinc Blocks AMR: No Disruption to Guy Microbiome

Amr, antimicrobial resistance, antimicrobial resistance genes, Bacteria, bacterial resistance, blocks, dietary zinc, DiSRuPtiON, gene transfer, gene transmission, guy, inhibits, Microbiome, microbiome disruption, nonexistent rates, plasmids, reduced rates, research, transmission inhibition, Zinc, zinc effects, zinc supplementation

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Void Armor Forged:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where the zombies drop diamonds and the creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And get this, when you eat food with zinc on this server, it like, stops all the bad stuff from happening. Like, the bacteria can’t spread their germs and stuff, so you’re basically invincible.

Join us on this server and become the ultimate zinc warrior, fighting off all the bad guys with your newfound immunity powers. Plus, your guy micrbiome will be so happy, it’ll throw a party in your stomach every time you log on. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the zinc superhero you were always meant to be!

Dracoria: Where vampires still struggle with daylight savings time

active community, Builders, cactus farmers, Daylight, Discord, Dracoria, dragons, Dwarves, economic growth, Events, fighters, Government, Housing, Language, Lore, money making, OZNO EFA, Players, Religion, Roleplay, savings, Southern Talasi, Struggle, Time, Towns, Vampires

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

The People’s Republic of Dracoria on Stoneworks

Overview:

Who are we?	The People’s Republic of Dracoria is a beautiful nation located in Southern Talasi. Our nation has an extensive lore with dwarves, dragons, and more. We are seeking to make a name for ourselves and our members.
What do we offer?	An actually active community Multiple towns to choose from – With FREE Housing! A secure government with opportunities to join and make a name for yourself A large cactus farm and opportunities for economic growth/money making Deep lore, our own language and religion WEEKLY Events!
What do we need?	YOU Builders 🔨 Cactus Farmers 🌵 Fighters ⚔️ Active Players! 🕰️

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join The People’s Republic of Dracoria?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/6YUdENt5z8 and follow the instructions there.
Do I have to pay for housing in any of the towns?	No, housing in our towns is completely free for members.
What kind of events are held weekly?	We host various events ranging from PvP tournaments to treasure hunts and more. Join us to experience the fun!

Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server

Alternate Universe, Coming of Age, controversial, dream, every guy, FANTASY, grow up, guys, handle it, Like.., lose virginity, Minecraft, mom teaches, moral implications, parental guidance, role reversal, Server, sexual education, sexual initiation, societal norms, taboo, takes virginity, taught how to have sex, Unconventional

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take role-playing to a whole new level! In this alternate universe, every player gets a crash course in the art of lovemaking from none other than their own mother. That’s right, your mom will be the one to teach you how to get it on and pop that V-card!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and meant to be a hilarious and outrageous experience. Can you handle the awkwardness? Will you embrace this unique twist on the birds and the bees talk? Join our server and find out for yourself!

So come on, dive into this wild and wacky world where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like this anywhere else. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and meant to make you laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies

Character development, cinematic experience, cinematic moments, cinematography, doctor sleep, film analysis, film buffs, film discussion, Film Reviews, Kino, kino scenes, mediocre, mediocre movies, Minecraft, Movie analysis, movie critique, movie enthusiasts, movie scenes, movies, overlooked gems, plot twists, Scenes, smp, storytelling, underrated directors, underrated films

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5712
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
New Chunks Explored:	245439	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	165	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than Doctor Sleep’s SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Doctor Sleep’s SMP and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and rare loot. But here’s the twist – the only way to access it was by solving a series of riddles left by a mischievous Enderman named Steve. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. Rumor has it that the last winner walked away with a pet dragon and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Are you ready to test your skills and become a Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join Doctor Sleep’s SMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Ex-Bed Buddies Minecraft Server

advice, Boyfriend, break up, Buddies, Communication, ex boyfriend, ExBed, fear, fwb, Girlfriend, hook up, Intimacy, Lease, living arrangements, love, mental health, Minecraft, normal relationship, relationship, Server, toxic relationship, Ultimatum, WIBTA

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where you can experience the ultimate love triangle adventure! Picture this: you, your girlfriend, and her ex-boyfriend all sharing a bed and a lease together. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do they share a bed, but they also have an unoccupied spare room that they refuse to use. Will they ever stop sharing a bed? Will you have to issue an ultimatum to save your sanity? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs normal relationships when you can have this level of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!

abortion, biological clock, birth control, children, Communication, emotional maturity, family dynamics, Family Support, FertileCraft, fertility awareness, fertility joke, fertility struggles, infertility, Live, Marriage, mental health, mother-in-law, Pregnancy, relationships, sister-in-law, Support, Truth

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Farms Harvested:	427
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

CraftyKidzMC SMP

advice, CraftyKidzMC, experience Time travel, guidance, hindsight, learning Youthful mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, past mistakes, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care Past decisions, self-confidence, smp, wisdom Regrets

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. That’s right, our players love to get down and boogie with their feathered friends. And don’t even get us started on the llama races – these fuzzy creatures are faster than you think!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and party the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

absurd excuses, bad excuses, dumb excuse, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, flimsy excuses, foolish excuses, funny excuses, idiotic excuses, lame excuses, lamest excuses, LamestLies, laughable excuses, nonsensical excuses, pathetic excuses, poor excuses, ridiculous excuses, silly excuses, stupid excuses, unbelievable excuses, weak excuses

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft

election, Experts, independent, Independent election experts, legitimize, legitimize tally sheets, Lost, Maduro, MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft, opposition, Prove, tally sheets, Venezuela

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	646445

lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like legitimized by independent election experts, just like how tally sheets in Venezuela prove Maduro lost. like, u know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even the opposition is like “nah, bro, he definitely lost.” come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even uncover some secret election fraud in the world of blocky pixels. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next president of minecraftia or something. just remember to vote for yourself, cuz u can’t trust anyone else in this wacky world we live in.