Vanilla Canopy: Where trees are tall and players are semi-normal. Join us for some leafy fun!

age, atmosphere, border, CANOPY, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Feedback, Friends, Fun, hats, hermitcraft, ideas, Join, Leafy, Players, Plugins, Reset, Semi Vanilla, seminormal, Spigot, stress, Survival, Tall, Trees, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord! We just reset the map and we won’t reset again until the community calls for it!
Atmosphere	Laid-back, low stress, fun environment for hanging out, joking around, and having fun playing Minecraft.
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
Features	Soft Border, Semi-Vanilla, Dynamic Map, New Hats, Datapacks, Weekly Server Events, Community Builds
Join Us	Visit us on the server or in Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What plugins are used?	The server is running Spigot and only has plugins that do not alter the vanilla feel.
Is there a border limit?	There is a soft border limit of 8K, beyond which content may be deleted.
What kind of events are hosted?	Events range from UHC to brand-new games held weekly.
How can I join?	Visit the server at canopymc.net or join our Discord at https://canopymc.net/discord

R9K Dating Myths Minecraft Server

10. Clumsiness, 11. Anime nerds, 12. Gamer girls, 13. Nerd stereotypes, 14. Flat chest, 15. Breast size preferences, 16. Cheating, 17. Men’s lies, 18. Relationship expectations, 19. Gender stereotypes, 2. Dating lies, 20. Body image., 3. Hairy pits, 4. Shaving preferences, 5. Body hair, 6. Hygiene, 7. Body odor, 8. Natural pheromones, 9. Shyness, DATING, Lies men tell women, Minecraft, Myths, r9k, Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Enchantments Applied:	150
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join now for hairy pits and VagYeah jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, we guarantee a stink-free environment because let’s be real, nobody likes a smelly player.

But wait, there’s more! Are you tired of being shy or clumsy in real life? Well, on our server, that’s a bonus! Embrace your awkwardness and watch as it becomes your superpower in the Minecraft world. And don’t even get us started on being an anime nerd or a “le gamer gurl.” On our server, that’s not just accepted, it’s celebrated!

And for all the flat-chested players out there, we see you and we got you. No more lies about men loving flat chests, because on our server, we know the truth. Join now and let your personality shine brighter than any big breasts ever could. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!

Iconic Duo Minecraft SMP

athletes, Duo, dynamic duos, iconic, iconic athletes, iconic sports duos, Legends, Minecraft, most iconic duo, smp, sports, sports duos, sports heroes, sports history, sports icons, sports legends, sports partnerships, sports teams, teamwork

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	4029
Divine Spears Created:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Forget about LeBron and AD, forget about Messi and Ronaldo. The most iconic duo in all of sports is definitely Steve and his trusty pig companion, Porkchop, on our Minecraft SMP! These two have conquered the Nether, defeated the Ender Dragon, and even built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. Join our server and you too can be part of the epic adventures of Steve and Porkchop. Just watch out for the creeper that’s always trying to photobomb their selfies!

BrosBdayNoKidsAllowed

adults only, babysitter, Birthday Party, Boundaries, BrosBdayNoKidsAllowed, brother, Communication, Effort, Event, family, Favor, Guilt, husband, Kids, Priorities, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, toddlers, Twins, unreasonable

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for the most outrageous and insane adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe.

Picture this: your bro (50m) is throwing an adults-only birthday party and you (38f) can’t attend because your mom, who is your primary babysitter, is at the party. But wait, there’s more! Your bro is so hurt that he stops talking to you for months because you couldn’t pick up his family from the airport while pregnant with twins and two toddlers at home. The drama never ends on our server!

So come join us and be a part of the most wild and crazy Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyConnections SMP

building relationships, Communication, Companionship, Connection, CraftyConnections, emotional intimacy, Empathy, friendship, Honesty, long-term commitment, love, loyalty, meaningful relationships, mutual growth, Partnership, Respect, smp, Support, Trust, Understanding, VALUES, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Zombie Dances:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you build is a dirt hut and a sad excuse for a farm? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to build epic friendships while also building epic structures!

Join us on our server where friendships are forged in the fires of battle and alliances are made over stacks of diamonds. Want to know the secret to building meaningful relationships? It’s simple – just team up with your fellow players to take down the Ender Dragon, and trust us, nothing brings people closer together than fighting a giant flying lizard!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can build more than just pixelated houses, come join us and see what true friendship looks like in the world of Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery – who knows what kind of adventures you’ll find when you join us!

BlockyBedSkills

BlockyBedSkills, chemistry, Communication, Confidence, Connection, Empathy, Experience, experimentation, foreplay, good in bed, Intimacy, Listening, Open-mindedness, Passion, Pleasure, satisfaction, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Villages Defended:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	1623	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret potion that makes your character a total stud in bed – no more awkward fumbling around in the dark! Join us and become a Minecraft Casanova in no time. Trust us, your pixelated partner will thank you later.

Drunk in Love – Mental Health & Minecraft

alcohol consumption, communication patterns, coping mechanisms, depression, drinking habits, Drunk, emotional health, health, love, Mental, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, partner influence, Perception, problematic behavior, psychological distress, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, romantic partner, study, substance abuse, Symptoms, young adults, Young men

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Gods Slained:	2

so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da best place to be if u wanna find ur soulmate. i mean, if u want ur partner to drink a lot, den dis is da place for u. cuz apparently, according to sum study, if ur partner drinks too much, u gonna be happier and healthier. like, who knew, right? so come join us and find ur drunk soulmate in dis crazy minecraft world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, i tell ya.

What is the IP for martincitopants Minecraft Server?

arma, arma 3, Battlefield 4, Battlefield 6, dream, elon musk, factorio, from the depths, Gaming, just cause, kerbal, KSP, martin, martincitopants, Minecraft, Server, Tier List

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ores Mined:	5673
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3458	Animals Bred:	134

martincitopants is a talented content creator known for his humorous and highly engaging videos on social media platforms. With a background in comedy and video production, martincitopants has amassed a strong following by consistently delivering entertaining and relatable content to his audience. His unique style and charisma have set him apart in the digital space, making him a rising star in the world of online entertainment.

Which Minecraft servers are like MineLachs ?

administrators, building, CaveBlock, Challenges, Citybuild, Community, Competition, creativity, Development, Events, Freebuild, Gaming, MCMMO, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, OneBlock, Resources, Skyblock, Survival, teamwork, Updates

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Alien Abductions:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Hypixel: Hypixel is one of the most popular Minecraft servers, offering a wide variety of game modes including minigames, adventure maps, and custom games. With a huge player base and constant updates, Hypixel provides a similar immersive experience to MineLachs .
Pixelmon: If you’re a fan of Pokemon, Pixelmon is the perfect server for you. This server combines the world of Minecraft with the beloved creatures of Pokemon, allowing players to catch, train, and battle with their favorite Pokemon in a Minecraft world.
The Hive: The Hive offers a wide range of game modes including parkour, survival games, and more. With a focus on community and player interaction, The Hive provides a fun and engaging multiplayer experience similar to MineLachs .
Mineplex: Mineplex is another popular Minecraft server known for its diverse range of game modes and active player base. From PvP battles to survival challenges, Mineplex offers a variety of gameplay experiences for players to enjoy.
Lifeboat: Lifeboat is a server that focuses on survival gameplay, with challenges and adventures to test your skills. With regular updates and a strong community, Lifeboat offers a similar immersive experience to MineLachs for players looking for a new server to explore.

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XYZ SMP

Anarchy, building, Community, Creative, Economy, exploits, Factions, Griefing, Lag, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, rules, Server, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	27
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

A fun, fully vanilla server to play on with no lag. Exploits are not allowed, and you cannot say slurs in chat. Griefing, trolling, and anything of the sort is allowed.

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