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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 9429 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Dimension Hops: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Join our wacky world where the only rule is to wash your chocolate starfish while you shower! Why, you ask? Because our server is so wild and unpredictable that you never know when you’ll need a clean bum to survive.
Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of the Chocolate Starfish can only be found by those with the cleanest behinds. Will you be the one to claim this coveted prize?
So come on over and join us for a butt-cleaning good time! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else.