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Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3097	Votes:	1315
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of Netflix taking over your life with their endless binge-worthy shows? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of Netflix by diving into a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human creativity. Who knows, maybe your epic castle build will catch the eye of top scientists looking for the next great architectural genius.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve heard whispers of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

So say goodbye to Netflix and hello to adventure on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6505
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Magic Items Found:	1360	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so wild, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of TNT – talk about a thrill ride!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	New Chunks Explored:	469195
Mines Excavated:	1881	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

projectrespawn.dedimc.io

Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1738
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magic Items Found:	8156
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	125
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

play.balhorn.online

Saturday Night Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3243
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	New Chunks Explored:	441026
Magic Items Found:	8989	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Star Shards Collected:	58	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Emeralds Found:	3998	Dimension Hops:	9

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132

CyberCraftLK MC Network

ArcTic Solutions, CyberCraftLK, Hosting Service, MC Network, Minecraft, Public, Sri Lanka, Survival, survival server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Love Letters Sent:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Farms Harvested:	843	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Sri Lankan Public Minecraft Survival Server is Hosted By ArcTic Solutions (Sri Lankan Hosting Service)

mc.arctichost.cloud