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Primordial Black Hole Detectives

Black, Dark Matter, detectable shifts, DETECTIVES, EXPLAIN, Hole, hypothetical objects, long tail tags, Methods, methods to spot primordial black holes, planetary orbits, PRESENCE, primordial, Primordial black holes, propose, researchers, spot, Tiny, Universe, universe’s dark matter

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3460
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	924	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

172.93.110.224

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dragons Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Beta, bethesda, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, Customizable difficulty, dlc, doom mod, Minecraft, mod support, NG+, patch notes, REV-8 vehicles, Server, Shattered Space, ship decorations, space music, StagCraft, starfield, Todd interview, Ultimate, update, Vehicle, Xbox Gamescom 2024

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Farms Harvested:	605	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

GORRISTER, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

brother-in-law, Communication Issues, creepy behavior, don’t believe in marriage, Drama, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, family group chat, germany, Humiliation, hurt feelings, inlaw, lewd remark, long-distance relationship, marriage status, MarriageCraft, offensive comments, overreacted, relationship boundaries, shut down conversations, Sydney, Upset, visa approval

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Falling into the Void:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Zombie Dances:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?

ProudLifePlayer – Minecraft SMP

Accomplishments.., Achievements, appreciation, authenticity Creativity, commitment Learning, connections Community service, courage Honesty, Dedication, drive Optimism, education, Enthusiasm, fulfilling aspirations Hard work, giving back Passion, happiness Reflection, helping others Achieving goals, impact Friendship, influence, innovation, inspiration, Integrity, introspection, knowledge Self-discovery, life experiences, Making A Difference, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation Gratitude, originality Leadership, overcoming challenges, perseverance Milestones, positivity, proud memories Positive impact, proud moments Personal growth, ProudLifePlayer, reaching dreams, relationships, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence Empowerment, self-reflection Success, smp, strength, thankfulness Resilience, Volunteer work

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Farms Harvested:	283	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Have you ever tamed a herd of wild chickens and led them into battle against an army of creepers? Have you ever created a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks?

If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We are a group of players who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the game. From building massive castles that reach the clouds to creating intricate redstone contraptions that defy logic, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic stories that come out of our adventures. Like the time our fearless leader, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of water just in the nick of time. Or when our resident prankster, Alex, filled the entire village with chickens wearing tiny top hats.

So if you want to be a part of a community that values creativity, humor, and a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

Livin’ La Vida Minecraft

Adventure, amazing, appreciation, beauty, Connection, Existence, Experience, Exploration, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, joy, Life, Livin, Living, Minecraft, MOMENTS, purpose, relationships, Self Discovery, VIDA, Wonder

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	3177	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

The most amazing thing about living is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of endless possibilities and epic adventures. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

LGBTQ+ Land Minecraft Server

activism, Ban, civil rights, controversy, discrimination, equality, freedom of speech, georgia, Georgia news, HUMAN RIGHTS, Land, legislation, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Parliament, Politics, Propaganda, protest, Server, Social Issues, Vote

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchantments Applied:	91	Farms Harvested:	175
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Votes:	215	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can build rainbow houses and have unicorns as pets, but then georgia’s parliament is all like “no way, we ban all that lgbt propaganda!” but we’re like, nah bro, come join our server and spread the love and rainbows everywhere! who needs parliament when you can have a virtual world full of glitter and sparkles? join us and let’s show georgia what real fun looks like! #minecraftpride #unicornsforever 🌈🦄

PagingDisasterMC

Beirut, CASUALTIES, Crisis, Disaster, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, Fatalities, health officials, Hospital, Injuries, investigation, lebanon, medical assistance, MIDDLE EAST, News, pagers, PagingDisasterMC, Tragedy, Trauma, Updates

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

LOL come join our Minecraft server, where explosions are only virtual and no one gets hurt (well, except for maybe your ego when you get wrecked by a creeper)! we promise not to blow up your pager like those poor souls in Lebanon, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. plus, our server is so lit that even the health officials are talking about it – they’re probably just jealous they can’t join in on the fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s explode some blocks together! BOOM! 🧨💥🔥