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| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 8450 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 34 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your financial decisions? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage players to sacrifice their brand new iPhones and designer purses to pay for in-game tuition fees!
Forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be budgeting and saving up for that virtual education you never knew you needed. Who needs a fancy house in Minecraft when you can have a degree in underwater basket weaving instead?
Join now and see if you have what it takes to balance your virtual bank account while your virtual wife drives Uber to pay for her online classes. It’s a wild ride full of financial responsibility and questionable spending habits – just like real life, but in blocky pixel form!
