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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 2614 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 183 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 88 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6103 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!
Join us if you want to be part of a community where pretending to guzzle horse jizz is a normal conversation topic. We don’t judge, we just laugh and have a good time!
Our server is filled with wacky events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the runway in a sparkly tutu!
So come join us and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking chicken or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wild and crazy SMP!
