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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 3063 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | New Chunks Explored: | 342135 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 5495 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
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