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MineHeroAcademy Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server and let out all your pent-up rage on poor innocent Deku! From drop-kicking them off cliffs to launching them into the sun, we have every method of destruction you could ever dream of. Want to castrate a Deku or trample them with an elephant? We’ve got you covered. And don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous stories to share with you about our adventures in annihilating Deku. So come on, join us and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun… right?

BlockyWisdom

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Dimension Hops:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server because they have a secret underground society of talking chickens who give out valuable advice? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! These wise cluckers will guide you through the world of blocks and creepers with their hilarious chicken jokes and nuggets of wisdom. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this feathered-filled fun fest!

HaifaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Votes:	7586

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL GET HIT BY HEZBOLLAH ROCKETS LIKE HAIFA! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE BOMBS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN A MISSILE! COME SURVIVE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM WITH US, OR ELSE YOU’LL BE WISHING YOU WERE IN A BUNKER INSTEAD! BOOM BOOM, EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, HAHAHA!

Putin’s Pixelated Power Outage

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9040
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Zombie Dances:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE HACKED PUTIN’S ONLINE MEDIA AND CAUSED CHAOS IN RUSSIA! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WATCH OUT FOR SPY CREEPERS AND KGB ZOMBIES TRYING TO TAKE YOU DOWN! ONLY THE BRAVEST AND CRAZIEST PLAYERS SURVIVE IN THIS WILD SERVER! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO BECOME THE NEXT HACKING LEGEND! #PUTINWHO #HACKEDBYMINECRAFTPLAYERS

Booger Craft: Earth’s Crusty Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the crust of the earth is made of boogers!!! yea u heard right, boogers!!! it’s like a giant nose picked the ground and we’re all just living in it. but don’t worry, the boogers are magical and give u special powers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes.

we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cheeseburgers. yea, cheeseburgers. u gotta find the llama king and do a dance to earn his trust.

oh and did i mention we have a floating island made entirely of marshmallows? yea, u can bounce around and eat ur way to the top. but watch out for the evil gummy bears who guard the treasure chest full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor.

so come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, booger miners!!!

Family Quest Fun

2019, childbearing preferences, Democratic counterparts, demographic trends, desire for children, family, Family Planning, family size, Fun, future generations, generational differences, ideological differences, larger families, party affiliation, political beliefs, political party, political polarization, Quest, reproductive choices, research, social attitudes, societal norms, young Republicans

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we build families bigger than the Duggars! Republicans are taking over and wanting more kids than ever before, while Democrats are like, “nah, we good with just a few.” It’s a political party showdown in the world of blocks and creepers. Will you join the baby boom or stick with a small clan? Only on our server can you experience the chaos of partisan procreation! Let’s see who can build the biggest family tree in Minecraft history!

Smelly SMP: Where the only thing more toxic than the players is the creeper explosions

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Void Gems Collected:	27
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Stinky SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Server Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	No resets since May 2022, Safezone-Borderlands system
Special Features	Origins mod with custom origins

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I appeal a ban?

Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows appeals for true rulebreaks. Please contact a staff member for assistance.

2. How often is the server updated?

We update the server regularly to keep up with the latest Minecraft versions and mods. Check our Discord for announcements on updates.

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome suggestions from our community to improve the server. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord.

4. Are there specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

We welcome all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, or anything else. The server is inclusive of all players.

5. How do I join the server?

You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Pixel Puss Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, you’ll be asking, “how tight was her pussy?” Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Original Game is Gonna Be Dogshit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind with its reverse bloober! What’s a reverse bloober, you ask? It’s when you think you’re about to step on a harmless flower, but BAM, it’s actually a creeper waiting to explode in your face!

Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our admins have been known to randomly spawn in giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, just to keep things interesting. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can find.

So if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us now before you miss out on all the craziness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

HomeSweetHomeMC

Boundaries, burnt out, cancelled plans, Communication, compromise, discussions, fair, Girlfriend, girls night, home, HomeSweetHomeMC, kicked out, movies, Netflix, Plans, refusing, relaxing evening, SNACKS, stress, UNFAIR, video games

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t be kicked out of your own virtual home here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without any interruptions from girlfriends and their last-minute plans. Our server is the perfect place to relax, unwind, and mine your stress away.

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server today and build your own virtual paradise where you can truly be the king of your castle. Who needs a girlfriend when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company?

MindBlownFacts Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who run the economy and trade rare items for feathers? It’s mind-blowing! Join us and uncover the mysteries of our feathered friends while building epic structures and battling giant mutant creepers. Trust us, you’ll never look at chickens the same way again!