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CraftyCumDrinkers: Where Russians and Minecraft collide in the most unexpected ways!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ores Mined:	2622	Animals Bred:	55
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	425

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as this description? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Russians would be shocked! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can embrace your inner orthodox Christian and participate in acts that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Sucking cocks is basically like Eucharist here, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a server experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have communion with your superiors? Join us now for a truly unforgettable adventure!

PeepeeCraft: Where Russians Drink Cum from Superiors’ Penises for Fun

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Votes:	7705
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as this description? Look no further! Join our server where we celebrate the most bizarre and outrageous acts in the name of Minecraft fun!

Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be participating in rituals that will make your head spin. From drinking potions made of questionable ingredients to battling mythical creatures that may or may not exist, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not partake in our special “communion” ceremony? Just like the Russians, we believe that sucking on the penises of our superiors is a totally normal and heterosexual act. After all, who needs diamonds when you can have a taste of Christ’s bodily fluids?

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side to yourself that you never knew existed. See you in the game!

Crafting Moscow Madness

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Potions Brewed:	108
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a truly unique and unconventional gaming experience! Why should you join our server, you may ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…

Did you know that on our server, we follow the Russian tradition of considering drinking cum out of the penises of our superiors as a purely heterosexual and orthodox Christian act? That’s right! Just like communion, but with a little… twist. And why, you may wonder? Because no one calls men who participate in Eucharist “gays”, and let’s face it – cock is a body, Christ’s blood is a bodily fluid, and semen is a bodily fluid too. It all makes perfect sense in the Russian social hierarchy!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to shake things up and dive into uncharted territory, then look no further. Join us for a wild and wacky ride that you won’t soon forget. Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join our server today!

BabyNameBattles

acceptance, aita, Baby name, baby’s name, BabyNameBattles, Best Friend, Confrontation, EXTREME, family name, gears turning, Gender Identity, History, horrible person, judgment, Monster, movements, neutral, offensive, partner, passive aggressive, Pregnant, Ruining, social justice, TV, waiter, welcome

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	7902	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Dragons Tamed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you for your blocky choices! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and passive-aggressive NPCs like Social Justice Jessie (SJJ).

Imagine ordering a virtual Pepsi from a waiter and SJJ swoops in, insisting you use gender-neutral terms because we don’t know the waiter’s identity. Or praising a movie, only to have SJJ lecture you on the actor’s questionable past. And don’t even get us started on enjoying a band or song without knowing their entire history – SJJ will make sure you’re fully informed!

But the real fun begins when SJJ names her baby after a controversial figure. Our player couldn’t resist pointing out the potential backlash, leading to tears, drama, and a baby name change! It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

So, are you the asshole for stirring the pot, or is SJJ just too extreme for her own good? Join our server and find out – just watch out for those passive-aggressive NPCs!

CraftyRedditorRage

controversial opinions, CraftyRedditorRage, downvotes, internet, Karma, keyboard warriors, memes, online arguments, Online Community, provoke, reddit, redditor, social media, trigger, trolling, upvotes

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Emeralds Found:	7112	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Join our Minecraft server and build a giant statue of a cat using only dirt blocks! Trust us, those Redditors will be fuming with jealousy when they see your epic creation. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want to be part of that spooky adventure? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

What is the IP for HankDaTank Minecraft Server?

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

HankDaTank is a popular YouTuber known for his gaming content, particularly in the NBA 2K series. With a large following, he has gained a reputation for his entertaining and informative videos on basketball gameplay and strategies. HankDaTank has also collaborated with other gaming personalities, further expanding his reach within the online gaming community.

MC Imagineers

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	New Chunks Explored:	65033
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to MC Imagineers! MC Imagineers is a server dedicated to replicating Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom and surrounding resorts at 1:1 scale. We pride ourselves on being as accurate as possible, adding every detail, and truly bringing the magic of the parks into the game. We are currently only open to staff/builders, so make sure to apply if you are interested! Just click the link to our server website and fill out the form! See ya real soon!

mcimagineers.my.pebble.host:25576

Foral Gaming

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

New server created just a week ago running almost the latest version of Minecraft, 10 slots as of right now (can be increased), currently 0 players playing so you can be the one influencing the direction of the server easily. Just please no lag machines, other than that, everything cool. No plugins, no admins, just fun all around. Also it’s NOT for warez as of right now (might change in the future).

fox.hostify.cz:58110

An Average SMP Server with a Hint of Vanilla, Java 1.21 and a side of Fabric, like Hermitcraft but invite-only!

AudioPlayer, Average, Bluemap, build contests, city, Community Projects, cozy cottage, diverse player base, Dragon Elytra Drops, Fabric, Griefers, hermitcraft, high-quality community, Hint, InviteOnly, java, latest features, Nether, PVP Event, redstone engineer, respectful players, Server, Server Projects, Server protection, server updates, server-wide events, Side, Simple VoiceChat, small friendly group, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1329
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Secret Passages Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla
Version	Java 1.21
Whitelisted	Yes

Overview

Join Our Friendly Minecraft Community! Are you looking for a new place to build, explore, and make new friends? Look no further! Ordinary SMP might be just what you’re searching for. We boast a diverse player base from across the globe and you’re invited to join us!

FAQ

What version is the server running?

The server is running Java 1.21, always up to date with the latest features and updates.

Do you have grief protection measures in place?

Yes, although it’s a vanilla server, we have measures in place to protect your builds from griefers.

What mods are available on the server?

Some of the mods available on the server include BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more.

How can I join the server?

You can join us on Discord at https://discord.gg/cscWySYVeR

Are there any server-wide events or contests?

Yes, we have server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects. There’s always something fun going on!

Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and maintain an enjoyable experience for all players.

What type of players are you looking for?

We’re looking for active and diverse players who are respectful and enjoy building, exploring, redstone engineering, or just love Minecraft.

Can I bring my friends to join the server?

Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server as long as they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are hotter than real life women! Our female avatars are so stunning, they make Aphrodite jealous. Join us and experience a world where beauty knows no bounds and where even the blocky characters make heads turn.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pixel Goddess, who bestows blessings upon those who build the most epic structures. Rumor has it that those who impress her with their pixelated creations are granted special powers, like the ability to fly or summon rainbows.

So why settle for average when you can join a server where even the pixels are perfect? Come on in and see for yourself – who knows, you might just find love in a digital world!

Dawntrail Minecraft SMP: XIVG – Final Funny Fantasy

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all you male midlanders out there! Our stocks are through the roof, just like our enthusiasm for building and exploring in this blocky world.

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. We’ve got resources galore, Free Companies that will make you feel like royalty, and Linkshells that will connect you with players from all over the world.

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming event, The Rising, is going to blow your mind with epic quests and rewards that will have you coming back for more. So why wait? Join us now and let the fun begin! Remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit in Minecraft, but who’s counting?).

CraftyMansion

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Towns Built:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Have you ever seen those fancy rich folks sipping on champagne and playing golf? Well, forget all that nonsense and join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste your time on a boring old golf course when you could be building epic castles and battling dragons in our virtual world?

Our server is the perfect place for those who prefer pixelated adventures over pretentious pastimes. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh, whether it’s trolling each other with TNT traps or staging epic PvP battles.

And if you’re worried about not fitting in because you’re not rolling in dough, fear not! We welcome players of all backgrounds, from broke college students to retired grandmas. As long as you’re ready to have a good time, you’ll fit right in.

So say goodbye to stuffy country clubs and hello to our crazy Minecraft server! Who needs a fancy yacht when you can sail the high seas in a blocky pirate ship? Join us today and start living the high life… Minecraft style!

CraftyCreeperJewYorkAttack

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the real world craziness and dive into a virtual world of blocky fun! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party for all players to enjoy!

rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. but be careful, there are also creepy creatures lurking in the shadows, like zombie llamas and skeleton cows.

our community is full of friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves and have epic battles with giant mutant squids. we even have our own currency called “minecraft moolah” that you can use to buy rare items and power-ups.

so come join us on our server and let your imagination run wild! who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy involving evil villagers and a plot to take over the minecraft universe. it’s a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some blocky adventures!