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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 868 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 482445 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 |
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant flying squids, ride on the backs of rainbow-colored llamas, and even befriend a talking creeper who tells the best jokes in the Minecraft world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of dancing pigs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And remember, on our server, drill hair equals instant best girl status – so get ready to slay in style!