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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 1623 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that we have actual time-traveling llamas that can take you back to the Stone Age or forward to the year 3000. Want to ride a T-Rex through a futuristic city made entirely of cheese? Done. How about battling robot zombies in a medieval castle? Easy peasy.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Floppy disks? Pfft, who needs ’em when you’ve got time-traveling llamas and cheese cities!