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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 9013 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 50 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 38 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every night. And guess what? The winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on! How cool is that?
Now, you might be wondering, why isn’t physician assisted euthanasia more popular in the USA for diseases like dementia, cancer, Huntington’s disease, or ALS? Well, let me tell you, on our server, we have a special potion that can cure any disease in an instant! No need for euthanasia when you have magical Minecraft potions, am I right?
So come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP server today! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we all dress up as llamas and do the Macarena. It’s a blast, I swear!