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| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 7851 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 6562 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair full of diamonds and emeralds and stuff. plus, like, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely.
oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a million diamonds if you solve the riddles? yeah, it’s, like, totally epic. plus, there’s, like, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava waterfall and into a portal to another dimension.
so, like, why join this server? because it’s, like, the most insane, crazy, awesome place in all of Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, everywhere. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?
