RedditorFails Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	4161
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Have you ever seen a redditor try to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy antics you’ll see on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground base where all the moderators wear chicken suits. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Loot: Lifetime Supply Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Congratulations on winning a lifetime supply of the last thing you bought! Now imagine if that last thing was… diamond swords! Yes, that’s right, you’ll never run out of diamond swords on our Minecraft server. Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the server, there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that grant you the power of flight. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that the server is also home to a clan of friendly creepers who love nothing more than to serenade you with their explosive harmonies. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

IronDragonCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got Komodo dragons with iron-tipped teeth roaming around! Yeah, you heard that right, these bad boys are ready to tear into flesh and cause chaos. But don’t worry, our players have tamed them and now they’re our loyal protectors. Plus, our scientists at King’s College London have been studying them and they found out some crazy stuff. So if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving in a world with deadly dragons and groundbreaking research, then this is the server for you! Join now and let the adventure begin!

ForeheadGainsCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	31
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Animals Bred:	79	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

join our epic minecraft server where we have magical potions that make your forehead muscles grow so big that you can touch the sky! imagine walking around with a forehead so massive that birds mistake it for a landing pad. not only that, but we have flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows. who wouldn’t want to be a part of this insanity? come join us and let’s see how high we can make those foreheads grow!

FemCraft: Where Feminist Values Enhance Relationships

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	253

so, like, come join our minecraft server, where we have like, feminist heterosexual men who are totally cool with their feminist values and their sexual desires, like, totally coexisting in harmony. it’s like, a magical land where everyone communicates openly and respects each other, even when they’re building giant phallic structures out of blocks. it’s, like, a utopia of equality and understanding, man. come join us and be a part of this epic journey to build a world where feminism and sexuality can totally get along. also, we have, like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join, right?

MineWither

LifeSteal, Minecraft Gaming Server Multiplayer Survival PVP Community Friendly Cracked Lifesteal Ban Hearts Toxicity Vote Play IP PORT New Fun Growth

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

This a new cracked new lifesteal server– Lifesteal is a one of a kind Gamemode that allows players to steal hearts from one another when they’re killed, but beware, once you hit 0 Hearts, you’ll be Temporarily Banned from Lifesteal! and we promise you are going to ever get bored or find any toxicity as we want to grow our community friendly. You can join the server by using the IP- Mine.Wither.Best and PORT- 25565. If you like the server don’t forgot to vote on it and play regularly.

Mine.Wither.Best

Inmortals

1.20.4, Chile, INMORTALS, non-premium, Server, Spanish, Survival, Towny, Towny Communities, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Servidor No Premium 1.20.4 Welcome to our server! Main features: Game Mode: Survival Towny Vanilla Version: 1.20.4 Spanish Language Server location: Chile Access: Non-Premium Towny Communities: Create and manage your own town with your friends. Set rules, build structures, and expand your territory. Vanilla Experience: Enjoy the game in its purest form, without excessive modifications that alter the original Minecraft gameplay.

104.234.7.114:25645

Fly high on Elevate SMP Season Zero with simple voice chat and whitelisted hijinks for 17+ players!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1554
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Buildings Constructed:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Elevate SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/rheincraft-minecraft-server/">Server</a>

Elevate SMP Server

Looking for a new SMP? Join Elevate SMP in our ongoing season, Season Zero, as we look to grow our community for the new 1.21 update!

Elevate is a friendly, Vanilla+ SMP full of creative and talented builders, technical players, and community members. We are a community that places a great emphasis on player engagement and companionship.

Some of the server’s features include:

Feature	Description
Live Map Support	Squaremap
Creative Server Access	Access to a creative server
Mini Block Trades	Trading mini blocks
Extra Armor Trims	Additional armor trims
Custom Tool Trims	Customized tool trims
More Mob Heads	Additional mob heads
Player Head Drops	Drops from player heads
Armor Statues	Special armor statues

If you’re interested in joining our community, please fill out the google form here.

FAQ

Q: How can I join Elevate SMP Server?

A: Fill out the google form linked above and we will review your application.

Q: Is Elevate SMP a Vanilla server?

A: Elevate SMP is a Vanilla+ server, meaning we have some additional features beyond vanilla Minecraft.

Q: Are there any age restrictions for joining Elevate SMP?

A: We welcome players of all ages to join our community.

Q: What is Season Zero of Elevate SMP?

A: Season Zero is the ongoing season of Elevate SMP as we prepare for the new 1.21 update.

FrenchFam Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of worrying about your family in France? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is here to distract you with endless fun and laughter! Join us and build a virtual Eiffel Tower to protect your loved ones from any potential disasters. Who needs real-life problems when you can escape to a world where creepers are the only thing you need to worry about? So come on, join us and let’s show France that our virtual blocky world is where the real action is!

KekCraft SMP: It Really Do Be Like That

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet hidden deep within the server.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Just remember, on our server, kek it do be like that!

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